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Steph Darcey

@stephdarcey.bsky.social
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Character comedian | Actor | Singer | Writer | Improvisor. She/Her Groundlings trained. Your go to gal for AI / robot satire. Creator of ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ 1/2 comedy show ‘Prototype’ about AMEXA: The Robot Politician 🤖 bio.site/stephdarcey

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Rachel Parris @rachelparris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just got an eye watering Thames Water bill. Going to start having to harvest my tears to save on water 💦 So glad my hard earned cash is going straight into shareholders pockets, while our infrastructure is crumbling.
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Boy do men hate being called out by women. I’ve personally experienced and then seen a lot of stuff online of men telling women ‘shut your mouth’, ‘shut your face’ etc in these situations. The misogyny just pours from them. It feels like this behaviour is getting worse again.
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Peaceful walk was immediately interrupted by a man nearly reversing into a woman & her toddlers, telling her to shut up when she shouted at him & then he summoned (summoned!!) me to his van when I told him off in retaliation. He proceeded to tell me to ‘shut my face’ when I didn’t obey his orders.
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just saw a fly come inside, fly around and then go back out the same window it came in. I have witnessed an unprecedented moment for planet earth.
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m stating the obvious here but I do think a lot of people haven’t clocked that misogyny also transfers to aspects of the way we treat each other on the roads.
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
From my personal experience many men hate being called out or told off by a woman, but these same men particularly hate it when a female cyclist takes up space on a road, commands situation for her safety & others or tells them off for dangerous driving.
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m not saying that male cyclists aren’t on the receiving end of dangerous driving and verbal abuse - they obviously are too, but I do think there is an extra layer of aggression and underlying misogyny that fuels aggression from male drivers to female cyclists.
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Last week I had 3 massive spider encounters in one day. I almost rubbed my face with one, as it was crawling up my towel 😨September is not my month.
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It's here. @gilduran.com
The red cover of the hardback edition of Gil Durán's The Nerd Reich: Silicon Valley fascism and the war on democracy
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Trish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...
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Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning
Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect.
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Yeah swimming is more effort in terms of before and after. My initial motivation was cooling myself down in the hideous heat and then as I’ve got more into it, found a routine etc the exercise endorphins are now driving me. 🏊🏻‍♀️
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Swapping out running for swimming was the best decision I’ve made in a long time. Why I persevered with running for so long as someone with joint hypermobility is one thing, but the continuous heatwaves has also made running next to impossible. I don’t know how anyone is running in this heat.
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
And here’s some more bot comedy #AnnDroid bsky.app/profile/step...
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If you’re enjoying #AnnDroid, may I bring your attention to AMEXA: The Robot Politician 🤖
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Terence Eden @edent.tel · 26/07/2026
Hey #UK friends. Do you get annoyed by fireworks? Do your pets find them distressing? Do you think anyone should be able to buy them? The UK Government is running a consultation and want your views. www.gov.uk/government/c...
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Fireworks and pyrotechnics in the UK
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
‘Minster’ - christ almighty
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Today is the first time I’ve felt cold in months. What is this feeling? So sudden and new!
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My proposed minster for AI
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I know who’d make a great minister for AI… 🤖
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Oh this is gutting. Couldn’t even get redemption for Egypt. Why did England go into defence mode that early??
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It’s one of the great ironies that people across the world who’ve spent years and years whipping up hate and dividing countries are now complaining that people hate them.
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Why are we not banning disposable BBQs? They are at the front of so many shops in London at the moment in an effort to cash in on the heatwave. It’s insane.
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Martha Dark @marthadark.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Djokovic fans would be the ones to have AI slop on their T shirts wouldn’t they. Some tennis shade for you there.
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The average voter, who doesn’t necessarily know the ins and outs of this stuff, is just going to attribute this kind of funding skulduggery to every politician and party and Farage knows that and is trying to play that angle.
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Huge swathes of evidence of Farage’s skulduggery can be laid bare, but until we get a grip on active measures, disinformation & misinformation, his popularity is unlikely to diminish.
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Sam Missingham @samatlounge.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Agree. Genuinely believe dark forces and its money has been behind this and a mostly older female group has been radicalised. (Using Mumsnet & other platforms)
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The only scandal that would cause Nigel Farage to lose voters would be the discovery that he's actually a compassionate human being who has been using his wealth to fund refugee charities.
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Sarah O’Connell @sarahoconnellshow.com · 04/07/2026
Women and LGBT people taking a comedy show to #EdFringe, if YOU’d like to be be considered for inclusion in my Edinburgh Fringe Ultimate Comedy Guide 2026 video, please follow and reply here ASAP!
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
It’s also one of the reasons I’m not cycling that much anymore. I don’t want my ears blown off when they pull up beside me in a cycle box at a junction.
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I call them tinypenis mobils
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Option 2. Can we put people who drive backfiring cars into that bracket too.
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The world of AI dating apps 🤖 #AI #dating #satire #comedy Written & performed by Steph Darcey, Tia Hyson for NewsRevue
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Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It’s a revelatory report which nails how Russia’s hybrid warfare programme actually works & how Russia is explicitly & directly inciting racialised violence in UK - & has worked with Tommy Robinson to do so who even yesterday was shilling same Kremlin lines!
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Sarah O’Connell @sarahoconnellshow.com · 27/06/2026
If you’re a comedian taking a show to #EdFringe in August, and would like to be considered for inclusion in my Edinburgh Fringe Ultimate Comedy Guide 2026 on Youtube, reply here ASAP! It’s completely free, because I’m cool like that.
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Looked up cost of proper alternative internal air conditioning as we’re in flats that won’t allow external units… £5-10k 🫠
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I know this is not the biggest concern going these days, but it stresses me out that basically every artist/writer/critic is now expected to create their own tiny empire instead of getting paid by any existing entity to perform a job they've worked to get good at!!!!
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Fire brigades are pleading with people not to use them. They’re banned in all parks in the borough I live in anyway. What are these people thinking?
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Is it me or is promoting disposable bbqs at the front of a shop in a red alert heatwave completely irresponsible??
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Betty Gilpin’s comic timing is 👌 That’s all I have to say this evening.
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Patch Thompson @patchthompson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
For years now, public discourse regarding online radicalisation and hate has focused on Twitter, anonymous accounts and young people. Meanwhile, your uncle is out there sharing memes about great replacement theory on Facebook using his legal name.
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Robin @binthemaster.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Not many people talking about the harm it’s doing in radicalising middle aged “non native” technology users.
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Found one clip! New York, do not let us down 😤 When it comes to sport we don't tolerate these charades. He's taken your bags not your opinions youtu.be/v0nMtSJDrGc?...
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George Osborne Gets Booed Handing Medals at the Paralympic Athletics Medal Ceremony
YouTube video by Anuj Rajput
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Britain is a swamp of lies and disinformation – and we got here on the Brexit bus | Jonathan Freedland
Ten years after the vote, our economy is battered – and our national conversation darkens by the day. Still, there is reason for hope, says Guardian columnist Jonathan Freedland
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 09/05/2026
jesus christ, tonight’s snl uk was absolutely fucking flawless
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I have seen a big spider crossing the road in London on 3 separate occasions in the last few months and I am NOT here for this 😱
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Raye’s new album is pretty extraordinary
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Steph Darcey @stephdarcey.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
And my other #SNLUK thoughts are that amongst the naysaying was so much snobbery about US comedy. Yes different things work in different places, but there’s a lot the British comedy scene can learn from the US one, particularly in regards to sketch, character & improvisation.
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