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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 30/09/2026

4yo: I want to take your socks off. Me: uh... Okay?

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 30/09/2026

Warhammer 40k is just if you portrayed ants with human actors.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 30/09/2026

Disney really had a golden goose with the Mandalorian season 1, and lost out by not just making that for like 600 episodes.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 29/09/2026

You put me in the middle, tremendous chair, maybe gold, and if my eyes happen to close for eleven seconds, nobody knows if I’m sleeping, thinking, or governing at a level they cannot comprehend.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 29/09/2026

You cannot have the President conducting advanced panther-level microsleep operations ten feet from people walking around with folders. You need a ballroom. Beautiful ballroom. Huge.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 29/09/2026

Which is another reason we need the ballroom.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 29/09/2026

They all dreamed I fell asleep, together. Mass dream. Very strange. Could happen. The Oval Office has tremendous dream energy. People don’t know this.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 29/09/2026

And by the way, there’s another possibility nobody is talking about: maybe everybody else fell asleep. Maybe I was the only person awake. Think about it.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 29/09/2026

So while everyone else gets one day, very boring, I’m getting five, six days every day. That’s why I’ve lived, frankly, much more life than most people.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 29/09/2026

I have mastered something called the microsleep. Very few people can do it. The doctors don’t even understand it. I sleep maybe seven, eight seconds, and I get another whole day.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 29/09/2026

It means the panther is storing tremendous power, probably more power than is medically recommended.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 29/09/2026

I did not fall asleep. Fake news. You look at the video, and what you’re actually seeing is a very advanced state of readiness. Panther readiness. Have you ever seen a panther? Sometimes the eyes close. That does not mean the panther is sleeping.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 27/09/2026

They really don't tell you how much of parenting by hours is made up of just trying to get them to get dressed.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 27/09/2026

A terrible weapon. Tremendous weapon. You look at it and you say wow. Very dangerous. Send me another copy.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 27/09/2026

They said, “Sir, do we really need to keep showing people the picture?” I said absolutely. How else do we know what we’re dealing with?

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 27/09/2026

We cannot allow this image to fall into the wrong hands, so I am ordering it distributed immediately to every member of Congress, the Pentagon, NATO, probably the Supreme Court. Large format. High resolution. No cropping.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 27/09/2026

The Hasan Piker meat picture, very serious situation. Possibly a Weapon of Mass Destruction. People are saying nobody has ever seen anything like it. Frankly I looked at it for national security reasons, and then I looked again, much closer. You have to. Intelligence work.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 26/09/2026

Biden never thought of that. We’re building a beautiful ballroom, tremendous ventilation, maybe the best ventilation ever built. KN-95, KN-100, frankly KN-1000 if they want it. Everybody safe. Everybody dancing. Iran gets nothing.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 26/09/2026

Gay bars in America came from ballrooms. The White House, by the way, has no ballroom. Disgraceful. You’ve got immunocompromised people, lesbians, nuclear Iran, and where do you put them? Nowhere. No ballroom.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 26/09/2026

And the same people who want you to take off the mask want Iran to have a nuclear weapon. Think about it. Nobody thinks about it. I do.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 26/09/2026

And I know something about being excluded. In 2024 they said Trump can’t win, then we won so bigly, numbers nobody had ever seen, lesbians probably voted for me, many are saying all of them.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 26/09/2026

They said eugenics. Nobody knows what that means, but it sounds extremely serious. You cannot do eugenics to the lesbians. I’ve said this for years.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 26/09/2026

The lesbian bar, Last Ditch, tremendous name by the way, very strong name, they did a terrible thing with the masks. The commenters are very angry and frankly I agree with them.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 26/09/2026

Part of me would love to get into fountain pens, but it would be wasted on me as my handwriting is absolute trash

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 25/09/2026

its basic to me but its gotta be Steve Harris

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 25/09/2026

But one thing the Bible doesn’t have: a ballroom. Not one. Huge mistake. The White House is getting a beautiful ballroom, maybe the most biblical ballroom ever built. Gold everywhere. Very spiritual.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 25/09/2026

And the Bible people, they love me. They say, ‘Sir, you’ve done more Bible than anybody.’ Maybe even Jesus, I don’t know, we’ll see.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 25/09/2026

People don’t know this, but the Bible. Very successful book. Tremendous. Frankly, without me, I don’t think anybody would be talking about it. The Old Testament, the New Testament, I like the New one better, newer is usually better. Jesus, great guy, very unfairly treated, reminds me of somebody.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 24/09/2026

My next video is my first video about Canada in years. I am concerned because I got an awesome group of friends in Canadian media, but Canadians are like 9 percent of my audience. So fingers crossed.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 24/09/2026

Biden would've given them the Statue of Liberty. Probably already did. And people say, “Sir, you didn't design the Statue of Liberty.” I never said I did. But it's interesting that nobody had thought of it until I started talking about it.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 24/09/2026

Meanwhile Iran wants to be a nuclear weapon. Not happening. Absolutely not. They can have a statue. They can have a green statue.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 24/09/2026

And she needs a ballroom. Everybody needs a ballroom. The White House doesn't have one, can you believe it? We won the election by numbers nobody's ever seen and I'm meeting kings in a dining room.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 24/09/2026

France gave her to us. Bad deal. If I made the deal, she'd be gold. Not green. Gold. And hotter. Much hotter. You look at her now, beautiful lady, but very severe. No curves. France could've done better.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 24/09/2026

The Statue of Liberty, which frankly was a tremendous idea. A lot of people say my kind of idea. Big, beautiful woman, very tall, everybody looking at her. Very successful.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 23/09/2026

And the other half of the sky? Men. Probably. We’re looking into it. But women: definitely half. Very strong. Very beautiful sky-holding. And I think they appreciate that I’m finally giving them credit for it.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 23/09/2026

Now, some people say it’s an old saying. They say China. Biden. Whatever. I don’t know. Maybe somebody said something similar a long time ago, but nobody knew about it. Nobody was using it. Frankly, it wasn’t doing very well until I said it.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 23/09/2026

And I’ve always understood women. I understand women probably better than anybody. I said, ‘What are they doing with the sky?’ And they said, ‘Sir, they’re holding up half of it.’ I said, ‘That’s incredible. We should tell people.’

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 23/09/2026

Because you have the sky, right? Very big. Maybe the biggest thing we have, when you think about it. And women, this is what people don’t understand, women are holding up half of it. Not a quarter. Not 30 percent. Half. Fifty percent. That’s a lot of sky.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 23/09/2026

“Women hold up half the sky." Have you heard this? Probably not. Nobody was saying it before. I said it, and suddenly everybody says, ‘Wow, women hold up half the sky.’ It’s a tremendous expression.

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