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Official Account of Grim Reaper #Steve. I was BlueSky's first part-time drug dealer. Proud Cat dad. Super Nerd. No Nipple Play. Long Walks on the beach with our safe nipples out. He/They is fine Problematic Comedian slash Social Commentator

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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 2h
The current living population of humans became so obsessed with “Super Heroes” after World War II, that generations of them willingly let the bad guys take full control; in excited hope that it would flush out someone new and hot to save them. Everyone participated, and we’re all fucked for it.
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I guess I’ve entered my Star Trek Graphic Novel Era
Star Trek Graphic Novels covering the last 17 years of the franchise, including the currently complete-ish Lower Decks collections.
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When this thing scurried across my floor I thought one of the Halloween decorations had sprung to life. I’ve never seen a spider this black and fuzzy before.
Spider on the floorSpider in a cup (he was released humanely back outside don’t worry)
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@industry7media.bsky.social happy birthday old friend
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Dance Dancing
ALT: Dance Dancing
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I got the email! My AYN Thor is on the way!
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Chubby Kid Dancing Energetically
ALT: Chubby Kid Dancing Energetically
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did everyone have a good first Dolly Parton Day? 9-2-5 ❤️
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Did Konami pay an intern to make the iOS Castlevania: 40th Anniversary Mobile game because that is B A D bad wow bad. It’s also seemingly delisted because I had to have a direct link to even get it. Whoops Konami today
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ThiccDadsVaping4Christ @meccorad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me, if I get reincarnated as a cat:
Top image of a guy choking another guy. Text says "honey, I cant do it if someone is watching." Second guy says "its just the cat." Bottom image is of a cat working a professional video camera saying "dont speak, more passion".
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wish my hair would finish going gray so it stops looking like I have splotches of random hair dye on the back of my head when I buzz it. When it grows out it looks like I’m hiding a dark mullet under a white sheet.
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m always absolutely gobsmacked to hear that celebrities exchange emails, and actually use them to casually communicate. Like there is a secret email service that never gets spam, never gets hacked, and is only for rich people. Hillary’s private server was our first peek into a hidden world.
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is a cool idea but $50 for a fake Silent Hill VHS tape in two thousand and twenty six is insane. I’m like the last person that still owns a VCR according to my coworkers. Anyone got and digital bootleg? I just wanna see… www.oksgear.com/products/vhs...
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SILENT HILL 2 Lake View Hotel VHS Tape
PRE-ORDER | Estimated Fulfillment: October/November 2026 And what if this tape was real? Press play and find yourself walking the corridors of a place that exists between memory and nightmare. The "La...
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Ian @hylian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just rolled credits on Orbitals with @stellarvelocity.bsky.social. What a fun experience dripping with style and presentation. So cool to see a game like that on switch 2. Absolutely stunning.
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I once had a puberty driven sex dream about a future Wasatch County Council candidate. Wild timeline I’m living in. www.parkrecord.com/2026/09/11/w...
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Wasatch County Council candidate Robert McNeill values transparency, accountability - Park Record
Heber City resident and hopeful political newcomer Robert Duncan McNeill is stepping in as the Democratic candidate for Wasatch County Council at-large Seat A.
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Today has been weirdly cursed Everything is glitching and I mean EVERYTHING Must be a solar flare or something
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
fam fam *New Render* just dropppppped 👇👇👇👇👀
Super Mario Repair Line Logo sold by some random Russian website
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@joystickdrummer.bsky.social oh sick finally ❤️
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Terranigma will cost me $200 because, yes, I do want the “Gaia” edition without any hesitation. It looks like a Working Designs level box set.
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Music has and always should be political. Nobody is given fame and fortune without paying it back to the people. We needed Ed Sheeran like we needed brands like McDonalds and Ford… We don’t. We need an end to fascism and oligarchy in the West. Cancel all of ‘em. Save Palestine. Stop the murders.
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I beat Mega Man X Regenesis. I would not put it in the same class as AM2R but it’s the same school. I give it a B+ unfortunately failing it in Boss Weapon Design and in overall originality. It’s definitely more than a rom hack, but never fully feels like a Capcom polished product. I’d recommend it
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We had a fun visit with my good friend Zack and his fiancé. It felt like we were back in Michigan for a little while. I’ll miss them very much.
Me, Zack, Sarah, and Ian
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
how to reroute big dick energy
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I can confidently say phone marketing people are absolute garbage at taking photos to show off mobile cameras Stops showing young 20-something rich girls vacationing in Greece, or kids jumping in the air, or “friends” hanging out. Just show us a slideshow of 160 different cats doing cat things Jfc
The neighbor cat showing up for perfect timing to this post being made.
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
They choose the ugliest color folio I have ever seen for the keynote.
iPhone Duo in an Ugly Beige Folio Case
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Everyone is getting the iPhone Duo right? I mean, I can’t see a reality where anyone would want anything but that. I’m honestly shocked the starting price is so low, and on par with what the competitors are charging. Apple played their cards well this time around, and I’m honestly excited.
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I truly don't know what to do, I just ordered the Ayn Thor and the NEXT DAY they announced a cheaper alternative from Retroid (same Chinese owners). I THINK I prefer the smaller display and top stick on the Thor, but the Retroid Duo looks like more nostalgic and will probably be $100 cheaper.
Retroid Pocket Duo (left) and the Ayn Thor (right)
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just a heads up but Kickstarter took my payment today and signed me up for Link Wallet without my consent (that I know of). They had my email, phone number, and credit card on file. Deleted that immediately. Not sure how that’s legal at all, but be on the lookout.
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Replacement words for cusses have always confused me. Why is it okay to say fudge instead of fuck when, in context, they mean the same thing? Who deemed that certain words are "bad"?
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I backed the Tenchi Muyo Anime Pilot on Kickstarter. It’ll be nice to see Tenchi Muyo again, it was one of my favorite movies as a kid. I rented Tenchi Muyo in Love every week until we found a VHS copy. I can’t remember if I ordered it or if I just bought the copy from Hollywood Video.
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Consumed by all the work I just assigned myself to refurbish and sell two Gameboy Pockets, 3 GBAs, 1 GBA SP, a Dsi XL, and at least 1 DS Lite. Turns out aftermarket screens all doubled in price in the last year. Fml. These WERE $50! Considering just cleaning everything and selling them stock.
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I bit the bullet and ordered a 12gb AYN Thor. I’m going to sell off some of my Gameboy Pocket and Advance models to pay for it. I didn’t realize until I saw the prices in GameStop that I could reasonably trade off some stuff we aren’t using. Lookin at you boxed Wii. 👀
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Orbitals feels like DIY Daft Punk Y2K Video Maker OVA The Game. 10/10 but I wish Daft Punk had done the soundtrack.
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I took a nap and had a dream that someone donated one of those giant Surface Studio tablets to me, and also my cat who is very fixed suddenly had 10 kittens. They all looked like the soot balls from Spirited Away. One was hiding behind the door of the bedroom in my childhood trailer park. Wild.
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Damn it got me exactly as is, likely due to “devil’s night”
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Street Fighter Movie trailer gave me goose bumps. Everyone I wanted is in it. This is going to be EPIC! YOU WIN!
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I want Super Duolingo but I don't want to pay for it. The app is terrible for teaching but good practice if you already know some so paying for it seems like a waste. I really just wanted to brush up on my Hongul since I have so many ancient Korean customers.
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
9 to 5 is an unreasonably beautiful film
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Not me in Olympia Washington giving directions to my old T-Mobile Store in Novi Michigan to a customer flying to Detroit next week. Welp, now I'm home sick. Like super fucking homesick. I was not expecting after 7 years to feel that excited.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
how to install bisexual lighting
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Matt Bartlett🎙️ @mattbartlettvo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I don't know. I just think peanut sauce is pretty frickin great.
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I really would prefer to celebrate Tim Curry by watching Peter Pan and the Pirates. To me, that was my pivotal childhood memory of Tim Curry that wasn't IT.
Peter Pan and the Pirates
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yesterday it was Dolly-All-Day on the work radio, today I'll just play The Timewarp on repeat. Losing two queer icons in a single day is offensive, but we need to celebrate our precious icons for what they did, not what they never got to do. 🫡
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We lost two legeneds this week. Tim Curry was amazing. I hope he finds the rest he needed. He will forever haunt our dreams and fantasies.
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Rockyhorror How
ALT: Rockyhorror How
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Please stop shopping at Target. Please stop shopping at Target. Please stop shopping at Target. Please stop shopping at Target.
Screenshot of extremely racist Halloween costume sold at Target in 2026 depicting a black child wearing a costume invoking an obvious and unambiguous black face design from over 100 years ago. Stop shopping at Target.
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Christopher @gaymerex.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Thinking about how awesome Dolly Parton was. She truly was like no other. Her “Imagination Library” which sends free books to kids every month has been one of my favorite things she ever did. It made the pandemic feel a little less stressful when we’d open the mailbox and our son got a new book.
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ya'll can honor Dolly for the rest of your lives by being an endlessly kind and forgiving person. That is all she ever asked of you..
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Dolly Parton: Damn Straight! You Points
ALT: Dolly Parton: Damn Straight! You Points
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Zoso1701 @zoso1701.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The world lost an artist, a dreamer, an educator, a wonderful gosh darn human in Dolly Parton. The energy she threw into the universe exists eternally. We can only hope to shine a fraction as bright as Dolly. Her legacy stretches across our nation. She made the world a better place.
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The Orville: Ed Mercer's 'Go Dolly' Moment
Alt: The Orville: Ed Mercer's 'Go Dolly' Moment
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
God took the kindest, nicest, person that ever lived today. Rest now Dolly, you will be loved for eternity here and in heaven.
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Terranigma is a great game, but I’ll sob like a bitch when they announce Illusion of Gaia next Quintet is back (kinda)!
Illusion of Gaia / Time Art
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Proudly On A Watch List @stellarvelocity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I’m playing through Mega Man X Regenesis and I have say, this game is fun but runs like absolute dog shit on Android. I took a break to play Mega Man X on the SNES and the frame rate difference is staggering. I felt like the SNES was HD all of the sudden. Play MMxRegenesis on PC or Steam if you do.
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Things I Like When I'm Depressed @tilwid.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Things I like when I'm depressed #22: seasonal food and snacks.
Frankenberry and count Chocula
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