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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I often ask myself how my life would have turned out if I'd moved to Prague in 2003 as I'd been intending. If nothing else, I would have gotten to see Placebo play so many more live shows. Probably would have been worth it.

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Placebo - Helen Keller - Lyric Video

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Meanwhile Giannis owns a stake in Kalshi and LeBron is a whore for Polymarket. Big ups to the future face of the NBA. Wemby knows the score.

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just serial sex abusers, alcoholics, the mentally and morally deficient, the unqualified and of course, those already compromised by foreign intelligence actors. Quite the dream team you've assembled, Kegsbreath. Bravo 👏🏼👏🏼

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"AI nonsense gets exposed " Fixed that for you. FYI there are so many talented humans that this isn't even slightly necessary. You should be angry at the notion that they expected otherwise from this headline.

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Mac Miller should be illegal to listen to after 8pm. I would definitely have more money and fewer previously broken bones if so. IYKYN

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Literally the #1 song I've never seen played live that I can't die without experiencing. I've seen everyone else, and I truly mean EVERYONE. If they're not coming to me (Melbourne to Toronto), I'll come to them (Toronto to Melbourne). 🤘🏼

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Press Club - Late Teens

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I'm constantly blown away by how blessed my life has been with incredible people and boundless opportunities to make the most of their company and our willingness to enjoy it. My life is STUPID fun. It doesn't even make sense. Working class living shouldn't be so rewarding, but here I am... 🤘🏼

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

A reminder to all teachers, parents, school employees and anyone concerned with the education system in Ontario: THIS is the Minister of Education. A man who has lied and screwed over his own family members. Don't believe a word he says as he postures up as the victim against the big, bad unions.

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Paul Calandra court documents point to family dispute over money, assets

Before he was elected in 2008, the prime minister’s parliamentary secretary, Paul Calandra, was embroiled in an ugly family dispute in which he was accused of takin…

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Isn't this guy like the Michael Jordan of committing fraud by victimizing the poor? What a messed up country, man.

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

As of right now, all education workers in Ontario are working under an expired contract and the provincial government here is hell bent on blowing up the very bargaining format before they even agree to negotiate a deal. This is all to benefit private schools owned by their donors.

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

This is my 23rd year working in the TDSB and I have never seen things as dire as they are today. The cutting and slashing by the Ministry of Education will ensure a difficult and needlessly painful school year for staff and students. Make no mistake, they are trying to break the TDSB permanently.

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TDSB budget cuts loom large for parents as kids head back to school

School bells are ringing throughout Toronto, but advocates are sounding alarms about the impacts certain cuts could have on children’s education.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Stop eating his sesame cakes

Delroy Lindo saying stop eating my sesame cake

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The Raptors have the chance to do the funniest thing...

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Any time you see anything anywhere that suggests that Doug Ford is standing up to Trump, remember that this is how his wife (pictured) dressed the day after Trump was re-elected. Their family has benefitted greatly from their association with Donald Trump and continues to do so. "Daddy's Home", eh?

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Imagine if a school full of educators was as proudly inept as this sad excuse for a Minister. “It's not meant to be perfect from day one, but it will get there,” is a hell of a thing to say while completely screwing over teachers, students and all levels of staff before the school year even begins.

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Teachers flag higher prices on Ford government's new Staples portal

‘It's not meant to be perfect from day one,’ said the education minister as Ontraio's $750 classroom supply program faces scrutiny over pricing and rollout

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

America come get your grandpa he's buggin out again. ...I'm gettin real sick of asking, here...

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Bro even his work wife is terrible at her job

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I'm about as concerned about the Tangerine Turd Burglar doing a TikTok of crossing out "Ontario" and adding "America" as a server would be if they handed a ritalin kid a children's menu at Boston Pizza and he crossed out the name and wrote "The Cracker Barrel" 🙄

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I've probably lived my life as an ally of the community simply because I saw and loved this film at a very young age and thought it was the coolest shit I'd ever seen. Campy, hilarious, sexy as hell and a joy to watch with the friends I was making. Most movies don't have that effect. RIP, Doc.

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Ted Lasso is fast becoming the best series EVER. The best thing the show ever did was get him out of the way and give these ladies in Season 4 the runway to take to the skies and create absolute SCENES. Truly epic writing! AND HELL YES I JUMP OFF MY COUCH EVERY TIME THEY PLAY QUEEN LATIFAH🤘🏼THA 🐐MC

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Queen Latifah Monie Love

ALT: Queen Latifah Monie Love

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

If we're talking about "record highs", let's discuss the record number of aviation crashes that have taken place while this chud has been in charge of aviation safety. Keep our country's name out of your f***in mouth, dummy.

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The vibe amongst Canadians was that we were going to regretfully swallow a shitty deal because America had enough economic power to enforce their unfair terms. If the terms were SO insane that our bitch-ass neo-liberal negotiators said "fuck off", you can expect a hockey puck to the fuckin face.

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

If we want a deal, maybe we should send Katy Perry to negotiate with Natalie?

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Joanne Hammond @joannehammond.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

No deal. Negotiations didn’t fail, they captured exactly how far apart the positions are, how untrustworthy a partner the US has become, and how much Canadians are ready to bear to stand up against this fascist bullshit. Finally.

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Tim Ellis, TDSB Ward 2 candidate 🍁 @djdynamic.ca · 22/08/2026

Time to see if the guy polling at 60+ percent with a majority government, no election til 2029, and an overwhelmingly unified and pissed off electorate is in a stronger political position than the most hated gameshow host in North America facing midterms in three months.

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I have owned this film on every single format it has ever been released upon. Yes, even the laserdisc.

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Keanu Reeves: I am an FBI agent!

ALT: Keanu Reeves: I am an FBI agent!

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

One of the most inconvenient things about having 3 broken ribs is that while I've been healing up, I saw Michael Che perform live (front row), Super Troopers 3 and then started watching Ted Lasso Season 4. Can you imagine how painful it is to laugh so hard at all that hilarity? #hahahaha #ow 😭🤣

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Look at this graph. The share of national income going to the richest 10 percent was lowest (and share to lower 90 percent highest) when union membership was at its highest. As unions have weakened, inequality has widened. This is why we must build back union power.

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

My #1 internet content is animals helping other animals. It brings unbelievable joy to my heart every time. Gotta go find the video of Murphy retrieving a stick from deep-ish water for his Chihuahua buddy even though he hates swimming.

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

We're only remarking about this play because Cunningham popped off and joined a very loud and disturbed group of voices against trans rights. It would be so cool if we stopped using trans rights as a means to gain notoriety & Nike deals. Also fuck Enes Kanter for those same reasons.

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Mid-bark Murphy gets upset if you sit on a park bench during a walk. There are too many butts to sniff and too many pee-mails to send around the beach. He won this round. But one day, he will let me sit and read a book at the park.

Murphy dawg barking at me while I sit upon a park bench and relax for a minute with my broken ribs. We got up immediately after this.

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Josh Dobbin @joshdobbin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I think the answer's pretty obvious.

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

American tax dollars have been used to wipe out indigenous people on stolen lands for as long as taxes have existed. Did that appeal to the taxpayers? Or is this a bullshit opinion piece by a douchebag?

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

If Jonah Hill wasn't doing a bit, and genuinely wants people to think that because he's a Kenny Florian White Belt we should all see him as a dangerous physical predator, I will laugh at him to his face should we ever meet, and I expect he will do nothing about it. But I think he was doing a bit.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Bill Maher in 2026: “I haven’t changed, ‘ThE LeFt’ has!” Bill Maher in 2013:

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Just a reminder to all the jilted fight fans: You can put on Roadhouse and watch Conor McGregor get his ass beat anyway. #UFCBULLSHIT

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

What's the opposite of the meidas touch?

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I will be expressing my joy at Belgian successes using JCVD gifs for the next hour and a half. I apologize for nothing!

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Jean-Claude Van Damme's Iconic Flex & Scream

ALT: Jean-Claude Van Damme's Iconic Flex & Scream

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

People like this never used to make it this far in America. You should start making psychopaths like this fear the consequences of harming millions. Or keep swirling the drain. Totally up to you! Canada told Kevin O'Leary to fuck right off when he tried to enter politics, and he fucked right off.

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Markwayne (stupid name) Mullin should be barred from holding office on the grounds that he's dumber than a bag of distracted rocks. But in the MAGAverse, that's the appeal. They WANT him because he can't think. They replaced DEI with CTE.

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

As much as I wish Team Canada were playing Netherlands instead of Morocco on Saturday, if I were Morocco, I'd probably rather be playing South Africa. We might be underdogs, but we're a host nation on a run and ready to shock the world and then... I dunno... Get murderballed by France, I guess... 🤣

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

One of my favourite Obama quotes is when he pointed out that if you're doing the job of President correctly, you don't have time for petty shit like this.

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

If the balance of content on social media was 99% this and 1% people yelling at each other, the world would be a better place.

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