Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 22hColby giving Gable a hard time for running out of the cage and not staying for the ref to raise the other guy's hand is next level hypocrisy. Jon not reminding him of this is next level stupidity. No wonder these two idiots were roommates. 020
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026One of my best mates was on Property Brothers and I spent a year screenshotting and clipping all the personally negative reviews that everyone had to say about him. Every time he said something that annoyed me in the chat group, I'd post another one. It goes on to this day. So satisfying 🤣 020
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026In 2006 my idiot friend broke my rib while we were rolling at Jiu Jitsu. If I hadn't gone home early, I'd have met Michael Bisping when he came in later that evening. I would have convinced him to quit fighting and remain a DJ and he'd have a better life and 20/20 vision had I not broken that rib.static.klipy.comUfc Michael BispingALT: Ufc Michael Bisping 020
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My Dad is from there and I almost bailed on Canada after 9/11 and university. Part of me will always regret not leaving but I've made a killer life in Toronto. If only Placebo toured here more often. 110
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026🙌🏼🇨🇿🇨🇦🙌🏼static.klipy.comThor from Avengers: I Knew ItALT: Thor from Avengers: I Knew It 110
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Probably for partyin so fukn hard, man. Good for you. 110
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I often ask myself how my life would have turned out if I'd moved to Prague in 2003 as I'd been intending. If nothing else, I would have gotten to see Placebo play so many more live shows. Probably would have been worth it.youtu.bePlacebo - Helen Keller - Lyric VideoYouTube video by PLACEBO 110
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The Kobe thing is what gets me the most. Kobe was in Utah the night before with Gianna to watch LeBron pass him on the scoring list and then flew on that fateful helicopter trip the next morning, leaving from LA to go elsewhere. 010
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026There is no such thing as an ethical billionaire. You cannot make that kind of money without severe exploitation. 110
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Meanwhile Giannis owns a stake in Kalshi and LeBron is a whore for Polymarket. Big ups to the future face of the NBA. Wemby knows the score. 040
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Alcoholics and serial sex abusers only. That's the new rule. Hoo-rah. 011
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just serial sex abusers, alcoholics, the mentally and morally deficient, the unqualified and of course, those already compromised by foreign intelligence actors. Quite the dream team you've assembled, Kegsbreath. Bravo 👏🏼👏🏼 000
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comDonald Glover's 'Good' Meme MomentALT: Donald Glover's 'Good' Meme Moment 010
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My buddy was the guy who shot himself in the weed commercial from the first one and he still gets cheques every year for like $0.30 in royalties from H&K. Shit makes me laugh every time. 030
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026We recently had to deal with a credit union on Vancouver Island and it was a nightmare. Literally years of bullshit. My aunt would have been so angry if she knew what was happening. 110
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I am, in fact, not wealthy. I would also like it if we didn't willingly let the planet burn. 020
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"AI nonsense gets exposed " Fixed that for you. FYI there are so many talented humans that this isn't even slightly necessary. You should be angry at the notion that they expected otherwise from this headline. 020
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Mac Miller should be illegal to listen to after 8pm. I would definitely have more money and fewer previously broken bones if so. IYKYN 000
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Literally the #1 song I've never seen played live that I can't die without experiencing. I've seen everyone else, and I truly mean EVERYONE. If they're not coming to me (Melbourne to Toronto), I'll come to them (Toronto to Melbourne). 🤘🏼youtu.bePress Club - Late TeensYouTube video by PRESS CLUB 000
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026GIVE HER TWO MORE ONE FROM ME AND ONE FROM MURPHY 110
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I'm constantly blown away by how blessed my life has been with incredible people and boundless opportunities to make the most of their company and our willingness to enjoy it. My life is STUPID fun. It doesn't even make sense. Working class living shouldn't be so rewarding, but here I am... 🤘🏼 020
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026What a killer Friday you've enabled. Have the most fun! Give your sassy girl a frozen treat for me, please! Hal Jordan would want you to. You'll see. 110
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'm sure the MAGA community who see this will respond with the grace and dignity for which they're famously known 😏 061
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Socialism is apparently fine so long as you blow up children with it. Do I have that right? 110
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I wish people would stop pointing it out. The best thing for Canada, especially right now, is for PP to continue being weak and ineffective.static.klipy.comChris Pratt's Iconic Shhh GestureALT: Chris Pratt's Iconic Shhh Gesture 010
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026static.klipy.comBugs Bunny Counting His MoneyALT: Bugs Bunny Counting His Money 110
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Agreed. Also, look to the problems with the 407 to see where this road leads. 140
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Aw, buddy. That is so fucking unfair. I'm so sorry. 😭 110
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026You monsterstatic.klipy.comHannibal Lector CrueltyALT: Hannibal Lector Cruelty 010
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026*Known Domestic Abuser Dana White It's impossible not to feel some sympathy for Tom in this scenario. Other than choosing a life as an MMA fighter, he did nothing wrong. Dana White continues to be the most garbage person in a sport filled with garbage people AND nazis. He's a bald, deaf loser. 020
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Hearing DC yell about somebody not using enough high kicks when that chubby Bunny himself couldn't kick above his own waist 🙄 000
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Oh, sorry. She assumed that moral support counted as help. I'm not sure she's wrong. (She's not wrong) 110
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026A reminder to all teachers, parents, school employees and anyone concerned with the education system in Ontario: THIS is the Minister of Education. A man who has lied and screwed over his own family members. Don't believe a word he says as he postures up as the victim against the big, bad unions.ottawacitizen.comPaul Calandra court documents point to family dispute over money, assetsBefore he was elected in 2008, the prime minister’s parliamentary secretary, Paul Calandra, was embroiled in an ugly family dispute in which he was accused of takin… 021
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I can see Lake Ontario about 100m from my window. One day, there will be a swarm of drones piloted by Palantir employees coming over the waters from Rochester and I'll have to spend the rest of my life hassling conscripted US soldiers by calling them hosers and goofs as they attempt to hold Toronto😭 130
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If all they did was clap, that's far less offensive than when those OTHER immigrants were eating the cats and eating the dogs. Sam, how in the name of high holy fuck did any of that WORK?!? It boggles the mind. 110
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026When Mamdani shows up to the 9/11 memorial, his words will be dissected and used against him by countless media outlets. Nothing he says will be considered harmless. He will spend weeks defending himself for honouring victims and first responders. And no one will question Trump's delusional rant 🙄static.klipy.comRacist RacismALT: Racist Racism 110
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Come get your grandpa. He's buggin out again. 110
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This New World Order is even dumber and less sensible than the one in the 90s. I blame every single American who ever watched The Apprentice for this.static.klipy.comNWO Hulk HoganALT: NWO Hulk Hogan 120
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Isn't this guy like the Michael Jordan of committing fraud by victimizing the poor? What a messed up country, man. 000
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Why do some backpacks in America have bulletproof linings? Oh yeah. That. 110
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The memes are also a symptom of the fact that Charlie Kirk seemed to almost be a *fan* of school shootings. Certainly, he wasn't terribly upset by them, given his multiple reactions of "they're a part of society now and God bless the 2nd amendment" type of bullshit. I've paraphrased, there. 111
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026As of right now, all education workers in Ontario are working under an expired contract and the provincial government here is hell bent on blowing up the very bargaining format before they even agree to negotiate a deal. This is all to benefit private schools owned by their donors. 020
Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This is my 23rd year working in the TDSB and I have never seen things as dire as they are today. The cutting and slashing by the Ministry of Education will ensure a difficult and needlessly painful school year for staff and students. Make no mistake, they are trying to break the TDSB permanently.cp24.comTDSB budget cuts loom large for parents as kids head back to schoolSchool bells are ringing throughout Toronto, but advocates are sounding alarms about the impacts certain cuts could have on children’s education. 011