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Steeble

@steeble.uk
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Techy basic single 🏳️‍🌈 geriatric millennial in Nottingham, UK Likes: Gymming, gaming, podcasts, walking, KitKat Chunkies and Tangfastics Dislikes: Mushrooms, wasps, TERFs, DIY, acronyms, people who don't label their nudes 😒

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Steeble @steeble.uk · 16h
There’s only one thing for it Jacky
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 03/10/2026
Me and my 9 albums (and a previously unposted photo) You can take the boy out of the ghetto…
Selfie on the bridge My 9 albums
TLC - Fanmail
No Doubt - Tragic Kingdom
Lauryn Hill - The miseducation of 
Miss E - So addictive
Michelle Branch - The spirit room
Pink - I’m not dead
Paramore - Riot
Lady gaga - born this way
Beyoncé - renaissance
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 03/10/2026
Leg and chest day done 🙌💪 I was going to do a long cardio session after, but the weather’s so nice I’ll swap it out for a long brisk walk along the river to Sainsbury’s for sweets instead 🌞
Selfie in the gym
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 02/10/2026
Tonight’s Traitors snacks 😋 she’s gone upmarket!
Selfie with a fork with an olive onCan of hip pop drink and a pack of green olives on chimichurri
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 02/10/2026
Good morning, happy Friday 🥳 #fcf
Selfie in bathroom mirror. Naked. Towel vaguely covering my lower half. #fcfSelfie in bathroom mirror. Naked. Towel vaguely covering my lower half. #fcf
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 01/10/2026
Got a brew and a bag of the best snacks (they’re like mini Kraves with different flavour fillings 😋), ready for Celebrity Traitors 🏰
Me holding a bag of assorted pillow mix
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 30/09/2026
Lavadoooora... We adore her 💃
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 29/09/2026
First workout in a fortnight, and it’s made my tits ache
Selfie in mirror. Wearing gym shorts. Dumbbell in front of me
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 26/09/2026
Always do 🫡
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 25/09/2026
Treated myself to a new toy after the tooth extraction trauma yesterday 💸 I bloody love ironing 🥰
Steam generator iron on a table, mirror above with my reflection
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 24/09/2026
I’m off to the dentist to get my poorly tooth pulled out AND to have a whitening tray mould taken, wonder which way round they’ll do it 🤔💸
Selfie top off in bathroom
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 20/09/2026
More like this, the sketty bitch
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 20/09/2026
Went for a nice little walk over the waterside bridge and up the river. Proper nice barely-Autumn weather today, and lots of people taking advantage of it on the water ⛵️🛶
Selfie on the bridge. Wearing yellow T-shirt View down the river Trent from the bridge Hedge in the foreground, sailing boats on the river behind
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 20/09/2026
If we do it one time can I be Alan Carr please? 🥹
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 20/09/2026
Oh that dickhead?! Yeah he’s really something, a piece of work, one of a kind, bitch belongs in a sewer. If I saw them in person I’d have to say
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 16/09/2026
I took this in mid July, so at that rate it won’t take long before it becomes a solitary Tit
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 16/09/2026
Had a shite day at work, but somehow just managed 7 PBs on my workout! Very chuffed with myself 💪🏅
Selfie in mirror, wearing gym shorts, dumbbells in front of me, I’m holding my forehead because
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 15/09/2026
I assume they weren’t doing a bit? 😬
Joe lycett “I’m actually very right wing and I loved it”
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 13/09/2026
Ooop that recent big uppy was from my last topless gym pic, which was an absolute banger even if I do say so myself 🙄 Miserable shits, good riddance blockcurve.bisks.net
145 blocks
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 11/09/2026
I’m off the creatine for a bit to see if it’ll help get my sleep back to normal, but still managed to smash a few PBs today! 💪
Selfie in the gymHevy screenshot
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 10/09/2026
See also
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 10/09/2026
Are you having a jolly time?? What snacks did you get?
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 10/09/2026
Oh yeah their moderation is pretty strict over on CM. I hear one guy was caught on JesusCamRoulette without both hands visible and they hexed his entire lineage. Best stick to the rules
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 10/09/2026
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 10/09/2026
I assumed these would be in the Halloween section not Xmas, but hot damn they’re top tier tasty snacks either way 😋🎅
Selfie, holding Marks and Spencer chocolate covered tortilla.
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 08/09/2026
Oh Geoff from over the way, yeah he’s a bit…
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 08/09/2026
Under there somewhere 🕵🏻‍♂️
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 08/09/2026
That workout felt harder than usual BUT my form seems to be getting better, so progress is progress 💪🐘
Me posing in mirror with a gym bench in front of me. If you squint there is a nipple visibleHevy screenshot. Lifted 6840kg, that’s like lifting an elephant
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 07/09/2026
Also score twins
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 06/09/2026
Went for a wander down to the woods today with @chazzersmurf.bsky.social, always a pleasure🚶‍♂️🪾❤️
Selfie. Me and chazzersmurf down the woods
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 05/09/2026
That big pile of lettuce totally balances out the greasy doner meat and chips fakeaway underneath, I might pay for the garlic mayo and hot sauce tho 😋
A plate of doner meat and chips covered in lettuce
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 02/09/2026
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 02/09/2026
Fuck your critique, bitch what do you want from me? I need some peace of mind, I’m doing these tonight ✌🏻
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 02/09/2026
Winning
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 31/08/2026
Also the physical improvements from not drinking, and being able to push harder at the gym, have been immense. Cardio performance up, sweating greatly reduced, love handles gone, gum problems (😬) fixed, and clothes fit better! Would definitely recommend.
Cardio fitness graph. Up from 41 to 50 in a yearWeight change of 8.6kg over the year(The fat/muscle is 1% better than shown, I changed my height last month which messed the %🙄)
Graphs showing the fat/muscle change, 4.6% for the yearMetabolic age of 35, down 4 years in a year. I'm 40
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 31/08/2026
Massive thanks and love to everyone who's been there for/with me, including but not limited to the very fine gents pictured 🫶 @chazzersmurf.bsky.social has been my sober rock throughout. Big love to @ryanjfa.bsky.social and @hairytallboy.bsky.social (gutted we don't have a photo!) ❤️
Photo of the Bluesky gays at a tapas table. The Valet, Daniel, Keith, Luke, Nicky, me and AndrewMe and Andrew chazzersmurf in front of the River TrentMe and Tay stood in a park in Manchester
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 31/08/2026
I've only gone and done a full year alcohol free! It's been a mad 12 months... I've met lots of new friends, visited new places, got into the best shape of my life and made decent progress with the old MH. Seriously life changing shit, no regrets ❤️
Obligatory "album cover" selfie, taken in front of a fence. Wearing blue t-shirt, with blue sky covered in wispy clouds overhead
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 30/08/2026
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 27/08/2026
After a LOT of dicking around moving the hooks down, filling holes / painting over bits, and with the addition of some spendid local artwork from Handmade Nottingham, the bottom of the stairs is now ✨finished✨
View of the bottom of my stairs. Coat hooks with coats and baseball caps, with a framed “Visit Sneinton” print above them View into the stairwell from kitchen. Coats and caps and print in view
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 25/08/2026
I really liked the light here 🤭
Selfie. Topless with shorts on, dumbbells in front of me
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 24/08/2026
Jess’s next job could be in cyber
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 23/08/2026
What better way to fill an unexpected empty Sunday than with some DIY! They’re surprisingly level (for me) but I wouldn’t put money on them staying attached to the wall if a heavy coat or hat was hooked on 😂 possibly should have positioned them a bit lower too but they’ll do as they are 🎩
Coat hooks in area at the bottom of stairs. Two sets of 4 hooks on top of each other. Caps on the top set, jackets on the bottom set Coat hooks in area at the bottom of stairs. Two sets of 4 hooks on top of each other.
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 23/08/2026
Sunday morning cardio done 🥵
Selfie on cross trainer
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 22/08/2026
I’m happy with that, much quieter than the last washer
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 22/08/2026
Shiny shiny! They were in and out within 20 minutes, very efficient. Now to work through all loads I’ve got backed up 💦
Washer dryer in white with black trim
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 21/08/2026
I did a bit of chest today too, but would have definitely taken your swap to not have to do legs!
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 21/08/2026
Ah leg day, my old nemesis, we meet again 😒
Selfie in gym on a leg machine Me squatting down
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 19/08/2026
11 months and 9kg lighter, I thought I’d try the blue Superdry softshell in the large size again (it was too small back then) and it fits beautifully now! AND it’s £30 off in the sale this time round 🥳 Now to get the old one (same design but in XL) on vinted to pay for it 😂
Selfie in blue jacket
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 17/08/2026
Haha I’m with you on that one! Roll on Halloween when Lidl’s spooky versions are back on the shelf 😂
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 13/08/2026
Here’s the weird contraption that’s meant to keep it in place. Clearly needs a rethink
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