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@hairytallboy.bsky.social
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A silly guy here for the good vibes and nonsense. And yeah I’ll post hairy thirst traps… sorry. 📚 🎵 🎮 🏳️‍🌈 🇬🇧

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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 7h
I will murder someone for Raye tickets for the Albert Hall.
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 18h
A pet peeve of mine is digital materials including a QR code. Especially with no method to get there. The average person browsing on their phone isn’t gonna be able to use that to do anything are they.
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 21h
It’s officially jacket season 🍂
Man wearing a green shacket and a nice outfit taking a mirror selfie
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey I remembered I own glasses and should probably wear them at times. Makes Nigella seem extra clear on Bake Off.
A man with fluffy hair watching bake off in glasses
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Feel like I’m due to play a new silly little video game. But maybe I should finish one I already have.
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When you start documenting your tasks at work for contingency, own sanity and when you actually leave and realise how much you bloody do 😅
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I work out to make sure I’m strong enough to pick you up and carry you to bed like a good boy.
Man flexing an arm and pit
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They didn’t deliver the only pack of biscuits on my Tesco order. I’d say I’d kill myself but they didn’t deliver the razors either.
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I could be the next Doctor, right?
Me in a phone box
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I feel like there’s no surprises here if you’ve followed me for a while. I think there’s some gaps in my music tastes that albums doesn’t cover here… but a solid idea into my musical life.
My nine albums 
The killers
Florence
Orville peck
Raye
Self esteem
Queen
Jessie ware
Marina
Six the musical
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Locked inside my memory And only you possess the key No longer drowning and deceived All because you came for me
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Taylor Swift - The Fate of Ophelia (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Taylor Swift
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Suited and booted for a wedding today. Gonna be an interesting one.
Men in a red suit and black tee with doc martens
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The price of being wild and free Can leave you more alone So don't come running back to me when you Run out of road
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Orville Peck - Run Out Of Road (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by Orville Peck
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh god it’s like an episode of Miranda: I SWEAR I wasn’t trying to be Hitler, I was just having a little nap in a grave!
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Gay man has haircut. Posts selfie, more on this as it develops.
Haircut
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@fuzz-ball.bsky.social said he doesn’t have any cute selfies. He’s wrong. Exhibit A. (Exhibits B through Z on demand.)
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hope you like the views? Had good feedback from my Bloomf, so thought it’d be worth sharing…
Yellow briefs
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Going to a wedding on Saturday and thankful for best Bloomf for being my personal stylist.
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anyone NOT watching Traitors? Well you’re wrong and should be.
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did somebody say #jocktober?
Me flashing my jock in a bathroom. It’s blue
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Going to my union because I had to go to work when I didn’t want to. That’s basically breach of contract.
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Because it's never enough And she makes me feel loved I can come here and scream as loud as I want (Happy October witches!)
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Florence + The Machine - Everybody Scream (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by FlorenceMachineVEVO
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Amazing what you can do when you have someone cheering you and supporting you. Tonight I’m proud of me and thankful for my biggest cheerleader.
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m not still in bed as this picture may suggest but I am manifesting being back there soon…
Me in bed
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Headache making me feel like crap. Ugh. Not the day today.
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m ten years late but finally watching Taskmaster and certainly not procrastinating writing an assignment.
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s been brought to my attention that too many of my posts are thirsty and revealing. For the rest of the year I’ll only be sharing selfies where I have at least three layers on, as well as sensible underwear, which you won’t see.
Selfie with layers
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I remember first ever running a kilometre in under a minute by nearly killing myself and now apparently I can do it consistently even after a tiring work day? Granted powered by pop bangers (How good is Set You Free by N Trance?) Oh also a pit because otherwise no one will read this.
Run time 5km 24;53Pit
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Working hard as usual. #mcm
A selfie of me in a jock
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Something shifted with me over these years where I still reflect on myself a lot, yet come out with happier conclusions, or solid decisions to propel myself forward. I have a solid group of people who I couldn’t be without. I have achieved more than I ever thought I could. I guess this is happiness?
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Took an exam for my dancing today, for the next grade, and not only passed I got honours in the Latin 🥲 Selfie adding precisely no context but thought I looked cute.
Selfie
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Up early and looking messy. Fun day ahead 💃
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m gonna go for a run now. Any second. Imminently. Mmmhmmm… (Very serious socks today.)
A man lying on the bed and not going for a run when he should be
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good news we survived another week. Bad news, I hear we have another one coming? Who wants to run off to a beach with me instead?
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m no good at this anymore. Think it’s finally time for me to hang up my climbing shoes. Get a new hobby. Like sitting down.
A man disgruntled at the climbing wall
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What happened was we reached the moon But lost in space, I think we got there all too soon But you know what? I'm comin' back for you, baby
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The Loneliest Time (feat. Rufus Wainwright) [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by CarlyRaeJepsenVEVO
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Slow start today. Bring me a flat white and a cookie?
Pit selfie
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When you get in late and don’t have a man waiting for you in bed so you stay up and eat biscuits instead.
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I always look a lot more respectable in a nice white shirt. I’m not, but that’s beside the point.
Selfie white shirt and trousers
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s Monday! I hate it. Have a wonderful day!
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh shit, I forgot Strictly was on.
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Okay but why do both of these people have a song called Blue Skies on their albums? 🦋
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've been all of your desires I've been a good and been a bad girl We've been fighting fire with fire But when our song comes on I search the crowd and look for you
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Carly Rae Jepsen - Don’t Leave Me on the Dance Floor (Official Music Video)
Listen to "Don't Leave Me on the Dance Floor" out now: https://CarlyRaeJepsen.lnk.to/DanceFloor Listen to 'Day and Night' out now: https://CarlyRaeJepsen.lnk.to/DayandNight Shop the collection: https://CarlyRaeJepsen.lnk.to/store Follow Carly Rae Jepsen: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/carlyraejepsen Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Carlyraejepsen TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@carlyraejepsen Twitter: https://x.com/carlyraejepsen YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/CarlyRaeMusic Lyrics: I’ve been all of your desires I’ve been a good and been a bad girl We’ve been fighting fire with fire But when our song comes on I search the crowd and look for you Let’s forget our fight For the night, for a lifetime Say you’ll never let me go Don’t leave me on the dance floor Don’t leave me on the dance floor I’m already falling, I’m all in Don’t leave me in the dark to face another song alone On the dance floor I need you on the dance floor The music is calling, I’m all in Remember how it feels to be the one to take me home Come and show me your devotion This is not a guarantee, but I got chills, you got power I got needs every hour And you’re the sweetest part of me Let’s forget who’s right For the night, for a lifetime Say you’ll never let me go Don’t leave me on the dance floor Don’t leave me on the dance floor I’m already falling, I’m all in Don’t leave me in the dark to face another song alone On the dance floor I need you on the dance floor The music is calling, I’m all in Remember how it feels to be the one to take me home Don’t leave me on the dance floor Don’t leave me on the dance floor I’m already falling, I’m all in Remember how it feels to be the one to take me home Credits: Directed by Jeremy O. Harris Starring Alden Ehrenreich, Olivia Washington, and Carly Rae Jepsen Producer David Moore Cinematographer Todd Banhazl, ASC Choreographer Marc Crousillat Editor Pete Ohs Sound Design Danny Madden Color Walter Volpatto Creative Director Humberto Leon Visual Director João Moraes Wardrobe Sophie Hardeman Makeup Zaheer Sukhnandan Hair Stylist Evanie Frausto Hair Assist Jav Juarez Production Supervisor Brian Gork Production Coordinator Tiffany Zilavich PA (driver) Sergio Vargas PA (set) Eric Gamez 1st AC Kyle Petitjean 2ND AC Jorge Gomez Sound Playback Ben Kamm Gaffer Brian Rupp BBE Michael Flores Key Grip Steve Forbes Production Designer Helen Morales Art Director Kaylinn Duffy Leadman Leo Arroyo Decorator Talyn Latour Art PA Drew Wall Creative at Interscope Tessa Tinglof, Chelsea Dodson, Michelle An BTS Mikayla LoBasso Marketing Drew Schieffelin Digital Laura Kwasnik Manager Ron Laffitte Manager Dana Salant Digital Megan Healy CRJ Assistant Katie Kettenring Special thanks to JoAnne Colonna, CJ Baran, Arthur Besnainou, and the Garibaldina Society. #CarlyRaeJepsen #DontLeaveMeOnTheDanceFloor #DayandNight
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How do people find cool things happening? I seem to miss loads.
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey cool idea everyone comes over and plays Mario Kart and we eat snacks?
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This may be a surprise to many of you… but I’m gay.
Orville peck and Carly Rae jepsen
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just testing out the new camera. It felt like it was needed?
Selfie
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Five years was long enough to wait for an upgrade…
iPhone 18 pro max black
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bit out of it at the moment so sorry if I’m missing anyone. I will catch up on my chatting shit with friends soon.
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G @hairytallboy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Had a long day and have a lot I want to do still this week so naturally I have ignored them all and got in the bath.
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