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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
New ceramic Apple Watch… “streamlined and sophisticated” and doesn’t have any straps that match the case colour except for a sport band?! That’s exactly what I want when I spend nearly a grand on a new watch is it to look mismatched. Have they lost their minds?!
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Michael Scott's Confused Office Moment
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I shouldn’t be awake this early on a Saturday 😭
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Miranda Priestly (Meryl Streep) in The Devil Wears Prada
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This app on a Friday is unhinged. I love it
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Agnes's Sneaky Wink and Laugh (WandaVision)
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 03/08/2026
Puppy Court is now in session!
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Why the fuck am I wide awake at this time of the morning?! 😩
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Happy Frigay! 🌈 I think my sleep score is measuring someone else because I feel wrecked. Oh and my resting heart rate has been steadily rising all week 🥲
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Good morning! Happy humpday! Remember to stay hydrated today please
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Lick Water
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
If my friends think I’m insufferable now just wait until I’ve read this
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Morten Morland @mortenmorland.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Thursday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Saturday! Happy London Pride 🏳️‍🌈 I hope everyone does a whole multitude of gay things
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Spongebob Squarepants Rainbow Pride
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The heat is having a real effect on #fcf today 🥵 makes sense that it’s pride season 😏
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Good morning you bunch of weirdos and ✨ Faguettes ✨ happy Friday and a very happy FCF on pride weekend too 🏳️‍🌈🍆
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Age: 40 Pronouns: He/Him Location: SE London Height: 5’8 Sign: Alpaca Sexuality: Homo Taken (hostage): Yes Fave food: pad Thai (no egg please) Smoke: Nope Tattoos: 0 Piercings: 0 Fave colour: purple Music: nothing specific DMs: Sure. Why not? You live once!
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
To help us all during this difficult time please send nudes please and thank you 🙏 😜
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The multimillionaire Nigel Farage rails against climate action, while gliding from one air-conditioned building to another. He knows that he and his ilk will suffer least. But he is prepared to sacrifice everyone else to the demands of his fossil-fuelled funders. So much for "the man of the people".
A painting which depicts Nero fiddling while Rome burns.
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
You’re missing big time if you’re not having cold foot baths at the moment. It’s pure heaven 🥰
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Never seen 24 degrees at 7am before in London. I’m still seeing people wearing heavyweight denim and leather shoes 🫠 people are actually stupid 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Oh I forgot! It’s the summer solstice! Happy astronomical summer 🌞
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Good morning! Happy Sunday! I might’ve started crying when this track decided to invite itself into my fyp on TikTok just now🥲 youtu.be/sTJ7AzBIJoI?...
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Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's Free To Wear Sunscreen
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Oi. Sign this. Please and thank you petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...
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Petition: Launch a public inquiry into the impact of Section 28 on LGBTQ people
We call on the Government to launch a public inquiry into the impact of Section 28 of the Local Government Act (1988) which specified that Local Authorities could not intentionally promote, through ma...
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Apparently some people don’t sleep naked! Mind blowing!
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Forgot about this but eggs. Omg 🤢
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Trying to find decent clothes is so infuriating! Why the fuck is everything “loose” “relaxed” “oversized” “cotton rich”?! Elasticated trousers can fuck off too 🤬
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Good morning you sexy internet strangers 😋 finally some nice weather that’s not going to give me anxiety, or make me sweat, or freeze me, or give me wind chill, or completely soak me….
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Pedro Pascal as Smiling Javi Gutierrez
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Oh joy. Group messages. Praise be
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Friends: Chandler's 'So Fun' Sarcasm
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
TinyFreaksUnit on TikTok is one of my favourite accounts 😂
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Good morning! It’s amazing what a good nights sleep can do for my mood 🙌 but then I discovered I need to order all of my supplements because I’m running out. Devastated! 😭
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Help Me, I'm Poor
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
It’s going to be a very long hump day for me 🫩
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Same hun. Same 🫩🥵😵‍💫😩😈
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Oi. You bunch of thirsty sluts 😏 DRINK MORE WATER! Hydration is sexy 💋
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Happy bank holiday Monday! 🙌 If you’re struggling with this heat, you can use a cold foot bath to help drop your temperature. Works like a dream!
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I absolutely adore summer but it’s too hot already 😭
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Man Sweating on a Hot Day
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Good morning! Happy wank holiday weekend 🍾🙌
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
THIS 🙌
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I bought ingredients to make some cheesy pasta for tonight and I just can’t imagine myself cooking anything tonight. So I’ve decided we’re getting a kebab 🤭
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Winnie The Pooh Gets Ready to Eat
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Good morning! Apparently I slept well. I’m not convinced. Anyway, have a fabulous day 💃
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I checked the news. It’s not a happy Friday. By the way, the golden statue in the background is Athena, goddess of wisdom
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
When the local council results are announced and everyone is surprised…
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Apparently I’m getting a parcel delivered by Evri today.. or tomorrow or whenever they decide not to deliver it at all
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
PEOPLE ARE DUMB
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
EVERYBODY STAY CALM! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Celebrity Traitors 2026: Full line-up of series two confirmed
Miranda Hart, Maya Jama, and Eastenders legend Ross Kemp are among the stars who will go head-to-head in the second series of The Celebrity Traitors.
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Treated myself to some people watching during lunch. Every middle management finance bro looking twat was wearing some type of brown shoes. Stop wearing brown shoes! You look ridiculous
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a woman wearing glasses is sitting at a desk and smoking a cigarette .
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Happy Friday!
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a bald man with glasses is standing in front of a glass door and says `` gird your loins '' .
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Watching Interior Design Masters and apparently I know absolutely fuck all about good design 😂
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Well this is terrifying!
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
You’re living your life incorrectly if you use Nando’s Creamy Salad Dressing for salad and not chips
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Happy Friday you filthy animals!
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