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Alex

@alex4nd3r.bsky.social
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Here for the dry humour, the cynicism, and the occasional bit of smut. Nerd. Scientist/Engineer. Dog Dad. 🏳️‍🌈 📍Chorley UK

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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 10h
Some music.
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 11h
Powers restored 🌈
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I've become a traitor by mistake!" My god what a line-up! 👏
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Holiday By Mistake Withnail
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
T'is time! 🎃
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Hocus Pocus Sanderson Sisters Witches
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Freya Ridings 🧡 Queen I need your cellists number pls bab xox
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
People who park over 2 bays to charge their EV need a heel to the fuckin jaw.
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The Big Lebowski: Walter Sobchak's Car Rage
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy Chewsday 😄
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Glasgae bound 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me to my Hive thermostat telling me it's 21°C in the house..
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Mercedes Javid: You're A Liar!
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy #mcm from this happy doggo 🐾
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Definitely showing my age with some of these 😂
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Some things you can never unsee. 🫥
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rad. 🌌 🔭
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fun was had. Woioii The fuckin' thighs on em tho!
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Butch day at the rugby today. Looking forward to seeing the action. The action:
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Rugby Player Todd Carney in Action
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So Urzila Carlson slays 👏 Also think I heard Grindr crash 💁
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I'm Gonna Give The Gays Everything They Want
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy #mcm from my little wfh sidekick and I xo
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jonathan Pie was equal parts brilliant and existential dread. We're fucked, but I've never laughed as hard about it. 🤷
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Running out of space 🙊 oops
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ten more minutes 🥱 😴
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Rachel Lester will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We cosmopolitan today homes 💁
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Aaaand relax 🙌 Hello London 💁
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Happy fuckin' #mcm How's everybody's week lookin?
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Absolutely gorgeous show at the local theatre. 💃 🎭
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy fuckin' Friday y'all! 💃
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Hailee Steinfeld's Happy Dance
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Today's office is Edinburgh. The city is pretty and all the boys look like Andrew Garfield 😊🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
'Thicker than zoo glass' is my new favourite insult.
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Mhm Mhmm: Man in Pink Hoodie Drinking
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Fuck the net-zero naysayers, right up the arse. Also.. One of the happiest countries on the planet. Go figure.
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Summary of the day:
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Man Slams Desk, Papers Fly
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Let the fuckery unfold 😒 Happy Chewsday.
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Winifred Sanderson: Another Glorious Morning
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Okay if the rain could kindly fuck off now.. ☔
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Made the mistake of catching up on emails and the collective imbecillery has left me severely fucking depressed. Holiday anyone?
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Tony Stark's Annoyed Humanveil Moment
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sunday Morning Cuddles 🐶
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
When the old house owner drops by for his post and he's a fucking bodybuilder 🥵
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Hello Sugar
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy Pride Day Homos 🏳️‍🌈 x
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Phileas Fagg 💁
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Fucking. Spectacular. 👏💃 #Titanique
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We must protect Miriam Margolyes at all costs.
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Please Lord
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Magical 👏
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh Tim 💔
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Tim Curry in Rocky Horror: Not Easy
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Bring on the Girl on 🔥!
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh Dolly 💔
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Out of office on. Bag packed. Let's gooooooo 🧑‍🩰
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Schitt's Creek Suitcase Pack
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
'Gym influencers' messages on IG really are the ick. I'm clearly not liking your posts because I want to work on my love handles. You're a fuckin' thirst trap bitch!
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Funny Thirst
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Had worse site visits.... #tourist
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
London is... Clammy
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Patrick Star's Armpit Sweat Fountain
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Here we go again 🥱 caffeine please!
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
On the road again, feeling very nomadic! Minus the bedouin tent. 🎪
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Happy #mcm Kisses!
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