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Starshark

@starshark.bsky.social
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Australia’s best* news aggregator. “Worse than Wapo” - New York Times “Somehow worse than us.” - Washington Post “No.” - Rolling Stone “Not as bad as Olivia Reingold.” - The Free Press * Publisher’s estimate

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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 3h
Purging the apostates (last night's curry).
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 4h
I thank God we don't use compound words like zahnbürste, schlafzimmer, and buchhalter. (Just a little joke for my German/English bilingual buddies with a side-interest in linguistics out there)
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 5h
He's used to actors like his friend Kevin Sorbo who's in six movies this year (including Star Spangled Adventures: The Movie! and Pickleball Pete) with a combined budget of Elliot Page's tip for the valet on the set of The Odyssey.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 9h
Pretty much my response. I didn't see a single horse, slow or otherwise.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 11h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN_Y...
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"Even More News" Reviews The Lowlights of "Run Hide Fight: Infidels"
YouTube video by Some More News
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 11h
Me when I see Cody Johnston mention Breakfast at Tiffany's by Deep Blue Something as an absurd example of a song to put in Ben Shapiro's Run, Hide, Infidels:
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Does He Know Paul Dano?
Alt: Paul Dano as the Riddler (Edward Nigma I guess because he's not in costume here) with a smug grin on his face. Caption: DOES HE KNOW?
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 16h
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 15h
Trump has a reputation as a very effective fundraiser.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 15h
Girl has moves.
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 05/10/2026
With the help of Republican officials, ICE has quietly arrested hundreds of people in Florida per day. Watch the latest dispatch from journalist Amanda Moore (@noturtlesoup17.bsky.social) out of southwest Florida:
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steven monacelli @stevanzetti.bsky.social · 18h
It appears a Flock camera used to be here. Photo from Dallas, Texas.
A cut flock camera pole
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lane is next. "Say Lois, this gun I found at the crime scene appears to be empty. Why don't you put the barrel in your mouth and test it out?"
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me too. I think. They scream my name (Dallas) a lot anyway.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you’re not doing this, you’re leaving gains on the table.
The image is a satirical illustration of a sperm cell with muscular arms flexing. The text reads, "Ejaculixir Home Brewing Kit. Ferment your semen into the most powerful complete protein elixir known to man." The background is a dark, swirling pattern.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hope they brought their survival buckets. Because those look like shit.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It was just yesterday that I played Walk This Way (the good version) to my friend. How time cycles.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's actually not a bad riposte to this tired canard.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fatboy Slim is fucking in heaven Fucking in heaven Fucking in fucking in fucking in heaven
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I want that name. How do I get it. How do I get Amanda Hugandkiss?
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don’t want to belong to any polycule that would accept me as one of its members.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not to me. I can't say if Jones is a short eyes or not. But people with power who are pedos often have black books on other people in power. It doesn't even need to be prime ministers, just people who are close enough to them that it would cause problems for the truth to leak out.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like Pleatherface
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like Mike Myers wearing a mask of Michael Myers
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If medical science can’t even explain the guy with no ears, how can we trust it about anything? Check out youtube.com/@realinfowars to expand your mind.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No she didn't, you got duped by a report which left out some important details in her statements.
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a community note for the ages.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One US intelligence source described Israel as “one spark away from real internal conflict.”
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Annie Altman @anniealtman108.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
First Hour of My Deposition - Ann Altman v Sam Altman 4:25-cv-00017-ZMB youtu.be/akjrfwYPvy8?...
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First Hour of My Deposition - Ann Altman v Sam Altman 4:25-cv-00017-ZMB
YouTube video by Annie Altman
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Annie Altman @anniealtman108.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Grateful to share this and also upset to once again have my voice blocked, as there are another 7 hours I consented to have been released in August.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sounds like the article is journalistic malpractice. They claim he was a disillusioned Dem voter but the evidence suggests otherwise.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thanks, great read! What game will you be covering next week?
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's not a simple truth. Palestinians fought against the Nazis as well. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palesti...
en.wikipedia.org
Palestine Regiment - Wikipedia
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well you're pumping out Hasbara that was stale under Clinton and you are far from being "unique in respect". Your move.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Scotland, for that matter. In fact in my country of Australia there's a fucker in a tourist trap selling Nazi memorabilia. Actually, now that I think about it the US has them too which means America is the enemy of Israel according to that doofus.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why it was... waaaaiiiiiiit a minute... I know what you're doing! You're trying to get my MySpace password!
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It is my deeply held belief that government IT is electronic austerity. It is designed to save money by being unworkable.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He put scare quotes around 'funny' and 'doing a bit' which usually means it's scary how funny it is but this guy's saying actually it's NOT funny i dunno i'm going to have to dm and get some clarification
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wait, wait, wait - so they're saying you're NOT funny? idgi
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well, it sucks that the Newcastle Knights lost last night. But to go from last place last year to losing the grand final by a single point this year is an amazing accomplishment. If they had to lose, that was the way to do it. Well done boys. #NRLGrandFinal #NRL #NewcastleKnights
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No, you are doing what every Harris apologist has been doing for two years now and conflating 'not voting' with 'prefer Trump'. No-one here is doing that.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
:sigh: No we are not jesus christ alan you are smarter than this
Headline from ABC News Australia: Analysis by Alan Kohler AI IS A NEW FORM OF LIFE WE PROBABLY CAN'T CONTROL We are clearly creating a kind of non-biological life, an idea that has been clarified by several events in the past couple of weeks.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Depends on whether your priest/rabbi/shaman is out of network.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not because of anything you've done.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG what a game
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Since I live in Newcastle (well, Lake Macquarie), you bet! WE'RE BRINGING IT HOME!
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah, yeah, I know - you got nothing. Get used to losing. It's all you're good for.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You're talking about something different now. I imagine the Muslims in Michigan voted for someone they thought would help them. You might take a lesson from that. But you won't. Easier to cry about how unfair it all is as you lose and lose and lose.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Heck of a grand final tonight. Some Knights fans were seriously hurt when a car (accidentally) plowed into them while they were seeing the team off to Sydney. Driver and friends were lucky not to hang from a lightpole. Also our first GF for over twenty years. And we were the wooden spoon last year
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No, but I'm realistic enough to understand that people won't vote for you if you don't represent their interests. You want to live in a make-believe world where that's not the case. You do not.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I reject the premise. You're trying to shame people for not voting for an idiot. If you're Muslim, are you going to vote for someone who locks Palestinians out of the DNC? Who sends Bill Clinton to tell you to suck it up? Don't bother pretending you would, I'll just call you a cuck.
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