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Australia’s best* news aggregator. “Worse than Wapo” - New York Times “Somehow worse than us.” - Washington Post “No.” - Rolling Stone “Not as bad as Olivia Reingold.” - The Free Press * Publisher’s estimate

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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 16h
Every 'centrist' who wanted trans people to not let perfect be the enemy of the 'good', please read this until your eyeballs explode:
In a Q&A with Texas Monthly, Texas State Rep. Dade Phelan (R-Beaumont), who served as speaker of the Texas House of Representatives from 2021 to 2025, said that he's seeing Republican candidates talk too much about trans people. Republican-aligned groups have dumped more than $100 million into ads about Talarico and gubernatorial candidate Gina Hinojosa's records on transgender inclusion in women's sports and gender affirming care for minors.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
In the event the divine Ms Carter sees this:
From Odd This Day: "If she responds to you, she'll need to unblock me to see the post. She must subscribe to a list I'm on for reasons I don't know!
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Meanwhile, over in consensus reality: www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
deaths.) Some of the videos purported to be from CNN, others from Mother Jones.
The fake videos purporting to be from this new organization weren't removed until our lawyer contacted X.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I believe this is the first time someone has refuted an argument by saying “At least I post under my real name. I mean, not on THIS account. But I do it!” It’s legit amazing to see.
lonrexx.bsky.social

I'm really not into arguing with strangers. I have several accounts here. One that uses my real name Keith Michon and real picture of myself because I have the courage to do so.
I hope you have a good night.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm not sure they quite nailed the look of Caroline Ellison.
Caroline Ellison, looks like she's coming out of a courthouse after hearing bad news. Looks a lot homelier than the actor playing her in the biopic.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
:sigh: No we are not jesus christ alan you are smarter than this
Headline from ABC News Australia: Analysis by Alan Kohler AI IS A NEW FORM OF LIFE WE PROBABLY CAN'T CONTROL We are clearly creating a kind of non-biological life, an idea that has been clarified by several events in the past couple of weeks.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ancient photo of my baby nephew holding a schnauzer puppy for the first time
Cute smiling little boy (about 7) holding a schnauzer puppy with her jaws wide open like Fizzgig from The Dark Crystal. All you can see is fur and teeth.

I swear she loved that boy. She just turned into a berserker when he cuddled her.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well, that ends today, with my third announcement. Today at my direction we are launching FORTRESS America, a national insurance policy for the American homeland.  FORTRESS stands for: Federal Operations for Resilience, Troop Resources, Energy, Supply, and Survivability.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Egg-headed idiot Marc Andreessen. Folding his fucking hands like he has a thought going on in that bloated bald dome of his, which he absolutely does not. Wearing a fucking watch for some reason, probably because he paid forty thou for it or something ridiculous but doesn't know he bought a knock-off you can get in Bali for five bucks. The absolute incarnation of gormless capitalistic parasitism.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Would some idiot, maybe Gina herself, please give me money so I can stage a Shakespearean rendition of what I'm sure we all agree is simply the most amazing poem in Christendom.
From the Gina Rinehart magnum opus "Our Future":
The globe is sadly groaning with debt, poverty and strife
And billions now are pleading to enjoy a better life
Their hope lies with resources buried deep within the earth
And the enterprise and capital which give each project worth
Is our future threatened with massive debts run up by political hacks
Who dig themselves out by unleashing rampant tax
The end result is sending Australian investment, growth and jobs offshore
This type of direction is harmful to our core
Some envious unthinking people have been conned
To think prosperity is created by waving a magic wand
Through such unfortunate ignorance, too much abuse is hurled
Against miners, workers and related industries who strive to build the world
Develop North Australia, embrace multiculturalism and welcome short term foreign workers to our shores
To benefit from the export of our minerals and ores
The world's poor need our resources: do not leave them to their fate
Our nation needs special economic zones and wiser government, before it is too late
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know this has been said. And I may even get some blocks for saying what's been said so many times again. But it's crazy that there's no-one who virtue signals more than the party who made it an insult in the first place.
Gunther Eagleman on the hellsite [don't worry, I didn't visit for this screencap- ed]: "Tillamook started as an Oregan dairy cooperative. [he leaves a line between sentences to give his crappy posts more gravitas, I will not be doing that here - ed] Now they've managed to turn a block of cheddar into a corporate culture war. Most people just want good cheese. They don't want a branding lecture, a strategy session, or a marketing department trying to prove how enlightened the dairy aisle. Fine. Tillamook can chase whatever market it wants. Americans can buy whatever cheese they want too. Funny how capitalism works both ways." More Gunther Garbage from the Garbage Platform: "Tillamook didn't just slap a new symbol on the package. The company changed its cheesemaking process years ago, switching to a vegetarian rennet that carries Halal certification. Today, Tillamook says the majority of its cheeses are Halal certified...." [yes he used four dots in his ellipsis, no he doesn't say anything else, no there's no point to the ellipsis except a desperate attempt not to look completely brain-dead - ed]
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Formorian Giant from - I think - AD&D 2e Monster Manual or Monstrous Manual or w/e the heck they called it. 

Looks like Ken Paxton but more handsome.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You’re right it’s too complicated. Just ban military support to Israel instead. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...
"We are concerned blanket import bans present practical challenges, including how to ensure they do not inadvertently harm Palestinian businesses, workers and livelihoods. The UK
government has acknowledged these challenges as they work on their legislation over the next year," they said.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Plus ça change.
Article from quoted link. Inset: "Hollywood's male critics are nothing if not consistent in their emphasis on the looks of women whom they see as owing them more to look at." Article extract: "Feuds between male journalists and actresses go back years and years. In 1951, columnist Walter Winchell engaged in a public feud with world-famous entertainer and civil rights activist Josephine Baker, who was refused service at the legendary Stork Club in New York City. Baker claimed Winchell was sitting at a nearby table and refused to come to her aid, causing a flurry of support for her cause. Winchell tried hard to pass the buck, writing, "I am appalled at the agony and embarrassment caused (to) Josephine Baker and her friends at the Stork Club. But I am equally appalled at their efforts to involve me in an incident in which I had no part." But when the fervor didn't die down, Winchell started to write pieces about Baker being [my highlighting begins here - ed] "pro-fascist, a troublemaker and a Communist-guided provocateuse." [highlighting ends - ed]
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tweet from "Dr" Naomi Wolf (she had no business getting that PhD, diploma mill shit from Trinity): No! No!!
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dude, you could've made this one list. Why are there two? Ridiculous behaviour.
Lists by passive-aggressive sore loser seeadler: Trolls ("wind-up merchants with empty lives" lmao not like your rich, full life I'm sure seeadsy) and Utterly Uneducable (ugh) which is followed by a big rant about people who won't listen to this dimwit's facts and logic. He is NOT mad.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh yeah? Like who?
Kanye West aka Ye aka Yeezus and Nick ‘mutant freak’ Fuentes. Not pictured: the dinner they privately had with Donald Trump. Wasn’t able to find a photo of that. I never said I was a journalist. Unless I was lying.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not a great start, but there’s still the cherished bourgeoisie intelligentsia route of Book Tour:
by consent, with no order as to costs. There is no finding that Mary breached the Racial Discrimination Act. No apology has been ordered. No corrective notice will be published.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
IYKYK
Neil from The Young Ones. Dressed with a shower cap (that isn’t covering his long hair), bathrobe, guitar, that sort of thing. “I hate bath night”. If you’ve read this far, later on he’s in the bath when the light goes out so he sings the iconic opening lines of Sound of Silence. That’s the joke.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Well THIS passage aged like milk! Uh. Actually. No, it turns out you were right on the money.
The right wing is not built on cooperation or collaboration — they see each other as competitors for the attention and money of the world. The very linguistical tricks, debate tactics, ‘politics as entertainment,’ and dump trucks of dark money that birthed Charlie Kirk also birth a thousand imitators, and there is no solidarity among atomized, individualistic, conceited business wizards and hustlers in the influencer world.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That facility had served as Britain's representative office for the Occupied Palestinian Territory. The UK's embassy in Tel Aviv remains unaffected.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
WHY AM I LOOKING AT THIS?
Placeholder graphic for a video uploaded to YouTube which originally was a stream. Vague weird looking shape (maybe like an electron microscope image of a virus or something? iono) next to text saying STREAM STARTS SOON counting down from 164.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Remember the reason for the season!
Karl Marx.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Frogs at thanksgiving. Six at a round table, possibly in the middle of the forest/swamp (although this image predates AI, the background is not clear, but it's green). All have their eyes shut, heads bowed solemnly in prayer. In the centre of the table, among the glasses of wine, is a large fly that's obviously been roasted. Everyone gets a drumstick!

Author unknown, although there's a signature in the corner which could say "C Miles".
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
C'mon dawg. You got those numbers from the US Bureau of Labor Statistics. You know we can't trust them anymore!
From Morning Brew newsletter September 5 2026: 

August blindsided everyone, and not just by how fast summer ended: The US added 162,000 jobs last month, according to government data released yesterday. That’s more than triple the number that economists polled by Dow Jones predicted.

Plus, the unemployment rate remained at 4.1%, and the share of Americans who gave up on looking for work or worked part time due to a lack of full-time options dropped slightly.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Honestly, even in the age of the internet, so many strips come off like this criticism by Watterson:
Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson. Calvin: "Grandpa says the comics were a lot better years ago when newspapers printed them bigger. He says comics now are just a bunch of xeroxed talking heads because there's no space to tell a decent story or to show any action. He thinks people should write to their newspapers and complain."
Hobbes: "Your grandpa takes the funnies pretty seriously."
Calvin: "Yeah, Mom's looking into nursing homes."

This conversation takes place over four panels with the two characters uncharacteristically static on a blank background.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We could be making out in my pickle pants, but you playin'.
A pair of 'pickle pants' (green, dimpled, to resemble a pickle). Against a green background because we need to hammer this point with a steam hammer.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random, or bees will eat your eyes.
Kenny Everett wearing a flamboyant coat with sequins or something shiny like that. His face is obscured by a gigantic pair of pink-lensed glasses.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Time for this blast from the past. Can YOU remember who this idiot was, dear reader?
Fat bald guy with a horrible English accent (I refuse to believe he’s from Yorkshire) screaming his stupid face off about a character creation screen in a video game.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’ve used Haaretz in the past to demonstrate genocidal intent from the likes of Ben-Gvir, Smotrich, etc. It was dismissed as biased.
#StupidSuez @diplomat... • 3h
Thank god an Israeli newspaper confirmed everything that the UN, Amnesty, HRW, Doctors
Without Borders, every single Palestinian medical institution, the Red Cross, and European fact finding mission already said about Israeli prisons. I would never have believed it until Haaretz told me.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
More proof (as if any were needed) that One Nation is a party of Karens with oppositional defiance disorder. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...
One Nation has revealed some of its energy policies to a crowd of 1,000 supporters in western Victoria, promising to reinvest in coal and gas, and ditch renewable energy projects.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Also the thumbnail says 'over 1400' people were murdered, whereas the actual website has the (more accurate) 1200 figure. Minor point to be sure. But it speaks to the care that's gone into the reporting on this site (sod all).
Post by @bobhooker.bsky.social 24m 
link to www.hamas-massacre.net
HAMAS MASSACRE DOCUMENTED WAR CRIMES OCTOBER 2023
Hamas Massacre | October 7th Proof
On October 7, 2023, thousands of Hamas terrorists breached Israel's security fence [sic]. Over 1,400 [sic] men, women, and children were brutally murder in the... [thumbnail summary ends here]From the website linked in @bobhooker's post: "Over 1,200 men, women, elderly people, and children were murdered in the brutal massacre which occurred on Shabbat (the Jewish day of rest) and the Jewish holiday of Simchat Torah. Over 250 hostages were kidnapped rom their homes in Israel [except the ones who weren't because they were soldiers - ed] to Gaza."
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Amazing that one of the choices he lands on is ‘no government’. Why, the very notion of the swarthy Saracen horde running a government! You’d sooner see pigs fly! Pigs you’re banned from eating! By the wrong people!
Matthew Benjamin
@mattbenjamin.bsky.soc...
About 8 million Jews live in Israel, about half of the worldwide population of Jews. So if you hear people saying Israel shouldn't exist, the next question is what should happen then? Put everyone in camps? No
government? Forced migration for those 8 million?
2:48 PM • Aug 25, 2026
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don't mean to be so helpful that it sounds suspicious, but I just want to give him one last piece of advice. That Natalie Harp? You need to trust her with your life! (I blanked on her name. Here's how I found it:)
Duck Duck Go search window with search terms "weirdo trump assistant". First hit, in larger font for emphasis (DDG's little way of saying this is the likeliest topic you're looking for), says NATALIE HARP - AMERICAN CONSERVATIVE ACTIVIST.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
So what you mean to say is that their annual profit is more like 865 mil.
Headline from ABC news Australia: "Market live updates: Coles* reports 1.1b annual profit, sets aside $235m to address worker underpayments"

*Not the same as Coles in the US, this is an Australian supermarket chain.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Rarely do I try whiskey that’s as good as anything out of Scotland or Ireland. But this is amazing. And it’s Australian! I know, it’s crazy!
Label for Amber Lane Australian single malt whiskey. “Liquid Amber - sherry cask expression” 700ml 48% alcohol
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Fave Bible verse, wrong answers only:
Thanos in The Infinity Gauntlet (maybe #4?). The Marvel heroes are fighting Thanos. Drax, Firelord, Quasar, and Captain America are positioning themselves while Iron Man is getting his head ripped off by that chick Thanos created forget her name no not Nebula the other one. And Doctor Doom is just watching maybe because his armor got fried I can't remember. If you look closely you will see tattered rags flying about. That's because Cloak attempted to contain Thanos in the Dark Dimension, but that doesn't work when your opponent has the Infinity Gauntlet. Thanos is triumphantly yelling SUPREMACY CANNOT BE IMPRISONED! MY DIVINITY IS ABSOLUTE! while Captain America ripostes YOURS IS A FALSE GODHOOD, TITAN! AND ALL FALSE GODS EVENTUALLY FALL!
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Nearly texted this to my irl friends even though it's after midnight over here.
leon @leyawn.bsky.social - 7 minutes ago (just before I posted this, in fact): "insane tp placement at the vacation house i'm staying in" below is a photo of a toilet, tiled walls, wood-framed sign which has bunch of typing in font way too small to be read... and the toilet paper roll all the way up the wall, almost hitting the ceiling.

the garbage store boy @screaming.party 5 minutes ago "get up, stand up/ stand up for your wipe"
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Like, you first dudes.
List I'm on, found via Clearsky app; "Mind your business, Aussies" subtitled "Effing yobbos" by liberallibrarian.bsky.social "Liberal Librarian, Son of Cuban Immigrants" and what looks to be a blue square for some reason.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Rob Liefeld's attempt at drawing Captain America.
Captain America, as drawn by Rob Liefeld. Looks like Elon Musk but with a costume on.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Imagine if the Royal Commission into antisemitism was treated so contemptuously by politicians. The Northern Territory, where there’s a huge racism problem, sent no-one. Of course, the RC seeks to stifle criticism of a colonial state. You can see what’s at play here. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...
Dozens of politicians, government officials, and national powerbrokers were asked to attend each hearing.

Most didn't show up.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Not me. I didn't do a BA so I couldn't appreciate a good Homer joke!
Footnote from linked article. "I'll stop now. I've been talking like this ever since I saw the movie [The Odyssey - ed], and I suspect it's getting on everyone's nerves."
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
BREAKING - We cross now to Trump negotiating with Iranian representatives:
Cover of G B Trudeau’s Doonesbury collection AND THAT’S MY FINAL OFFER! Duke is bound and blindfolded before a bunch of guns, firing-squad style. Ironically this story also took place in Iran!
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Post in OP from Kang @kang.bsky.social

Still young enough to defend my friends from lame shit

(He's complaining that people are making fun of someone called Tyler Austin Harper. And I guess they're friends. For some reason.)
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Minions Meme, two of the Minions laughing. Top text: "TUESDAY WILL BE POWER PLANT DAY, AND BRIDGE DAY, ALL WRAPPED UP IN ONE, IN IRAN. OPEN THE FUCKIN' STRAIT, YOU CRAZY BASTARDS, OR YOU'LL BE LIVING IN HELL - JUST WATCH!" Bottom text: "PRAISE BE TO ALLAH. PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP"
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Post I was QTing, here in the event of a petulant block. 

Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com "A VP does not set policy. She works within the policy set by the president. 

I don't know how any clear-eyed person could watch these clips of Kamala Harris and Netanyahu and not conclude that it was going to be a much different day under President Kamala Harris." 

Then a video which I didn't bother watching because nothing Harris did was a problem to Netanyahu in any way whatsoever.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I feel like this shouldn’t be too difficult to figure out. Even for the NSW police.
ABC news Australia alert: NSW NEWS
Police now believe a ‘body’ found in a suitcase by a dirt road in southern NSW was actually a sex doll
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Mind you, he's looking good. He should buy a light for his studio so people can see him.
Crowder, talking into a microphone, steroid physique, but his face is oddly puffy like a deformed chipmunk who has to store the nuts in cavities next to his nostrils instead of his cheeks. Still has eyes like pissholes in the snow. You can hardly see him anyway because everything is dark as hell. This could be the fault of Majority Report, who ran the clip, but it's simpler to believe absent further evidence that this dumb fuck STILL doesn't know how to light a recording studio.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My posting strategy
Monty Python Argument Clinic Sketch: Michael Palin, left, at a desk in a sterile office (with a green bakelite telephone on the desk which should nicely date the sketch), says "I came here for an argument." John Cleese, right, replies "No you didn't."
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Notice how the wikipedia article talks about Michael Brown and Officer Wilson's heights and weights. Big scary black kid, you see.
Background

Michael Orlandus Darrion Brown (May 20, 1996 – August 9, 2014) graduated from Normandy High School in St. Louis County eight days before his death, completing an alternative education program. At the time of his death, he was 18 years old, 6 feet 4 inches (1.93 meters) tall, and weighed 292 pounds (132 kilograms). He was an amateur rap musician who posted his songs on the popular music-sharing site SoundCloud under the handle "Big'Mike." He was two days from starting a training program for heating and air conditioning repair at Vatterott College technical school.

Darren Dean Wilson (born May 14, 1986, in Fort Worth, Texas) is 6 ft 4 in (1.93 m) tall and at the time weighed about 210 lb (95 kg). Wilson's first police job was in the town of Jennings, Missouri, where he began working in 2009. With respect to this job, Wilson said to The New Yorker in 2015, "I'd never been in an area where there was that much poverty."

The police force in Jennings was shut down by the town's city council in March 2011. In October 2011, Wilson began working for the Ferguson Police Department. In February 2013, Wilson won a commendation from the Ferguson Police Department after he apprehended a suspect who was later charged with possession of marijuana with intent to distribute and resisting arrest.

[Citation references removed - ed]
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