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i invented the million dollar penis

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Critter 🏳️‍🌈 (Offline) @critternoises.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
🚨🚨URGENT - Iman’s family is suffering from poverty, illness, & hunger. Their tent is completely dilapidated, & they have no money. Please, I beg you, help my friend; even a small donation from a few people can make a great impact. If you can’t donate, please quote for Iman ❤️ tinyurl.com/Help-Iman
A flyer for Imans campaign, showing pictures of her and her children with their names, Nawal, Zakaria and Elias, along with text that reads;

*link to campaign (found above)*

Help Iman and her Children Survive

'I am doing everything I can to protect my children. We are not asking for comfort or luxury, only food, safety, and the oppurtunity to live with dignity. Your support means: the health of my children, the stability of our struggling family, and hope for those who have no other refuge. Help us survive.’A photo of Iman with her boys, Zakaria and Elias, their faces thin and anxious.
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Bring Your Lunch to Tiny-Huge Island So You Can Eat It Really Big
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august or starman @starmanforever.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Blue sky is like a poo sky.
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Katy Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 22/04/2025
This statement about the transphobic Supreme Court ruling by the UK's Crab Museum (yes a museum about crabs) is better than 99% of the statements I've seen on the topic www.crabmuseum.org/visit 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
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august or starman @starmanforever.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I FOUND THEM! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM! EVERY SINGLE WINGLE!
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 02/04/2025
Lol
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Mary Watson @mary48.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Gift article. 🎁 The president of the United States ambushed a loyal ally, presumably so that he can soon make a deal with the dictator of Russia to sell out a European nation fighting for its very existence.
theatlantic.com
It Was an Ambush
Today marked one of the grimmest days in the history of American diplomacy.
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august or starman @starmanforever.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Adam’s Apples lowkey funny as fuck cuz how the fuck god just fuck up one day give every man an entirely unique aspect to their biological structure because the First Man are an apple once and that determined the entire course of humanity as we know it
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
If I was a billionaire I think I would try to cancel Christmas. Not because of any particular feeling towards the holiday, just because it seems like an interesting thing to try.
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august or starman @starmanforever.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Been laying down in my room trying so hard not to burst into a fit of giggling over how incredibly fucking funny the term and concept of Aura Farming is
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august or starman @starmanforever.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Shit i might be living
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august or starman @starmanforever.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
@machinelamb.bsky.social we got the wheel of oblivion tomorrow
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all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
yea just shoot me a texted message
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august or starman @starmanforever.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
@4x4imbackonroad.bsky.social watch as this excited fellow showcases his bands!
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
i wish mr bean could talk so he could say some shit like "OK that was pretty messed up." whenever something crazy happens to him
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august or starman @starmanforever.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
youtu.be/-MgpNKO5W78?...
youtu.be
Uncle Osaka
YouTube video by starman ☻
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Thankful Malice and Seltzer @ginandmalice.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Please help this family in Gaza if you can. For verification check his pinned post and the replies.
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Seleste @seleste-theplane.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Hey people, please check Ahmed campaign, he and his brother need help. If you can't donate, please share, it can make a huge difference for them.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/01/2025
we had a great 8 years of it being acceptable to be publicly queer but the right tapped into their hysteria and are trying to push us back decades. this is why the left warned of relying on rainbow capitalism because their support was about profit above all else. the solution is for us to not hide
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august or starman @starmanforever.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
still slippin’ away
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august or starman @starmanforever.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Fucked up in the crib browsing bootleg games wiki
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august or starman @starmanforever.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Faggalicious supreme bro
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/01/2025
being a faggot is the greatest joy of my life
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august or starman @starmanforever.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
it’s been an honestly moving experience knowing that the best look i can ever go with for myself is and will always just be “Scott the Woz if he liked surf rock”
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august or starman @starmanforever.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Every day I thank Allah for the fact I realized how much better of a name starman is cuz like imagine if i had to go around sayin “yo what’s good my name DestinyDestructor” in the big twenty twenty five
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