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@stanzman.bsky.social
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Some will fall to the bottle Some will fall to the spike Some will fall to the devil But only one will fall out of spite

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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 21h
https://www.instagram.com/loxartist?stkn=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 19h
Every horrible thing happening in our country and some other countries is being forced on us under the geiss of organized religions..that was what Jesus was teaching y'all? Love dont look like that..not to me..America has been infested with technocratic white Christian nationalist..pass
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 21h
The only reason they're doing that is because Wells Fargo can't afford any more bad publicity don't think they have some moral enlightenment
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
substack.com/@resistfight...
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RESIST | FIGHT™ (@resistfight)
VILE: A MAGA man threatened to call ICE on an 11-year-old soccer player while spewing racial slurs at players and parents. The coach filed a report with the league and sent the information to team par...
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do your thing interwebs
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RESIST | FIGHT™ (@resistfight)
VILE: A MAGA man threatened to call ICE on an 11-year-old soccer player while spewing racial slurs at players and parents. The coach filed a report with the league and sent the information to team par...
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dreedman.bsky.social @dreedman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thats right papa pope!! Love rooting for the same team!! Makes me feel.. i dunno.. kinda holy
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mike Caruso, Palm Beach County Clerk of Courts, and pedophile said he still intends to win his election for Clerk and Comptroller after being arrested in August for molesting a male relative under the age of 5. He’s been endorsed by the GOP. amp.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
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Palm Beach GOP endorses candidate accused of child sex abuse
“I maintain my innocence and remain a candidate for Clerk of the Circuit Court and Comptroller,” Mike Caruso, facing child sex abuse charges.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Read it when it first came out one of the best non-fiction books I ever tackled
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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
America sure is having some bad luck. It's almost as if it's built over an ancient Indian burial ground. 🤷‍♀️
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That kid did not want to be picked up
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In my mind I heard that cat say "fine take it b**** you got to sleep sometime"
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Y'all got stopped feeding Jimothy he's going to get raccoon diabetes look how fat is. he needs to work for his food like a regular raccoon
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bwahaha
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Steve Heise (@americareformed)
Brutally mocking the Trump administration is our best weapon We’re just telling the truth
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Denise L. Woods @sprinklesistas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
GET YOUR ASS TO THE POLLS! #BLUESKY #BLACKSKY #VOTEBLUE
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wow.. a lot of medical flights have been going down in last few years..weird
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Coast Guard searching off Nantucket for medical evacuation jet carrying 6 people heading from Bermuda to Boston
The Gulfstream jet departed Bermuda Saturday morning.
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Melissa Corrigan, she/her (@itsjustmelissak)
This video contains a slur that is deeply offensive and harmful. If I knew how to censor it I would. And yet, unfortunately, this is the actual, original audio. And so… I present our US Secretary of D...
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Cliff Schecter (@cliffsedge)
Ok, bravo to whoever did this. May the Hawkeyes rule!
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Perfect
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The Halfway Cafe in The Halfway Cafe Subscriber Chat
A perfect art piece to symbolize our era of doom politics.
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On the grand scale of the corruption out of these mother f****** this is Tiny don't Focus too much on it besides it's really really making them look bad
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What a bunch of fuck ups....freezes fn christ...just od her on fentanyl it's a quick surefire death
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‘It was a mess’: Tennessee fails to execute inmate after 2 lethal injections
Attorneys for Christa Pike said she was being treated at a hospital but her condition is unknown. Journalists who witnessed her attempted execution described snoring, kicking and complaints from Pike ...
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cindy Hyde Smith must be terrified she is running just add after ad after ad here in Mississippi where she's running against the black guy and when I say add after I add after that I mean all day everyday now
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LOL gotta love it
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The mother of the child that shot a teacher got sent to prison I bet you these parents don't. I bet you all the money in my..well...empty account
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That f****** clown show nothing they do disqualifies them from nominating complete morons idiots and just downright evil people
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Crusty gnome has filed for divorce
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So explodey at splash down is what its supposed to do?..
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh just wait until you don't have the FBI to torment with your power mad shenanigans if anything stories like this or just going to make it so much worse for you too when you're out of office
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Two senior FBI agents ousted over investigation into alleged harassing calls to wife of Trump adviser Stephen Miller | CNN Politics
Two veteran FBI agents overseeing counterterrorism operations in the nation’s capital have been removed from their jobs and reassigned over the handling of an investigation involving Katie Miller, the...
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My friend makes these..
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just ignore me I was very confused I don't care who wins this game against Texas A&M I'll be rooting for the Ole Miss Rebels same principle though can't stand the f****** Florida Gators and Ole Miss fans are almost as obnoxious as Alabama.. go USM
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@lsufootball-mirror.bsky.social actually rooting for the Tigers today cuz I hate Florida just a little bit more than I hate you guys "go Southern Miss golden eagles!!!!".. one of the least obnoxious fan bases in all of college football
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gawdzchild4eva.bsky.social @gawdzchild4eva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🧵 There's a reason why the DA in Mississippi *did not* invite the digital specialist firm Garrett Discovery to testify to the grand jury in the Nolan Wells case. What's coming out now is extremely damning and telling. #BlueSky #StayWoke
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Having grown up in Mississippi I swear when some good Democrats were running things here the corruption was either well hidden or not as rampant as it is now with Republicans in total control of everything I hope this story blows up
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I figured that judge who is the mother of one of the boys had some pulling influence because of a personal connection to the DA looks like I was right a couple of chicks watching each other's backs it looks like
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JTMLX @jtmlx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Late night hosts cringed watching Trump flinch as the aircraft roared overhead in a display of military pageantry for the occasion. “Oh, my god, that is so embarrassing! Why did you wince like that? You are the one who ordered the flyover! It’s like when a baby farts so loud that it scares itself.”
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good thing he's such a rotten prick to go along with his greedy power hungry attitude and people really don't like him..his money couldn't do it at that one race in Wisconsin he put into 30 million on a Supreme Court Justice in a small state..lost pretty badly
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Supreme Court didn't like Trump's reaction to the vote-in mailing restrictions so they gave him part of the save Act they'll now be able potentially to purge massive numbers of people from voter rolls especially in red States
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hehehe
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Southern Wit (@southernwit)
Oh. My. Shat. 🤭🤣🤣🤣
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well look at that...if i were him I would be reevaluating my image
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Ed Sheeran shows at Gillette Stadium are canceled due to weather
The shows at the New England Patriots’ stadium in Massachusetts were canceled because of bad weather, according to Sheeran’s touring group.
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lol..just chillin
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K.R. Byers (@krbyers)
This deer just chilling at the entrance to a shop!😍 “Go around! I'm busy!”🦌
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How much you want to bet the family won't say a damn thing about how Trump got this guy killed for being an magat.. he never mentions this guy or the other fatality
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Samsung News
James Copenhaver, man shot at Trump Butler rally, dies of complications from injuries: report
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I sure wish more people thought like I did that there is no more law and we should just take to the streets to do whatever we want if the police pick us up we just stand in front of the judge and say judges are irrelevant now
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rhonda raccoon Walked into the room Only to find Gideon's Bible
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wonder if even one Republican running for office will realize the value of completely disowning Donald Trump and his policies far outweighs the money that could be cut off by Trump.
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You know I figured,karma would come for Jackson Dart I didn't figure it would come so quickly... the curse is alive and well
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Little late to the party you f****** sycophant they really think they can run away from Trump this close to the election my God these stupid mother f****** how do they ever get elected
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Byron Donalds scrubs most Trump references from new campaign site for Florida governor’s race
Donalds’ campaign said the new site is designed to focus on policy issues. The move comes as Trump faces low approval ratings and a challenging political environment.
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When Trump stepped up to the podium and started talking I literally could not change the channel fast enough thank God it'll all be summed up in easy to understand English so we can all see what a giant f****** idiot is without having to listen to him
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's unfortunate that a****** muskrat is the one working on the hardwire interface that goes directly to the brain to control the lower extremity exoskeleton eliminating the need for the hands on controls cuz if he wasn't involved it would be super hella cool
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