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Stan Marsh

@stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social
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Hey guys, it's me, Stan Marsh! I live in South Park with my four friends, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny before my asshole of a dad forced me to move into a weed farm which I hated living in, but I've moved back now.

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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cartman hasn’t shown up to school, huh? Can’t really call that a big loss.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
//Rewatching Breast Cancer Show Ever, that fight scene at the end is still satisfying as hell to watch.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Once I'm old enough to leave my house, I might as well move away somewhere. I'll miss mom though.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sometimes, I just feel scared going anywhere near my dad.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@britishboyoc.bsky.social Hey Cameron. You wanna come to North Park Funland with me, Ethan and the other guys?
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@cptkevinedwards.bsky.social Hey Kevin! I wanna say happy birthday!
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@britishboyoc.bsky.social Hey, Cameron. Have you seen Ethan anywhere? Me and the guys just wanna do something to cheer him up.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Percy: "Roy? Can I talk to you?" Roy: "Sure, dude. What's up?" Percy: "I... I don't think I should continue." Roy: "Why not?" Percy: "I told you before, but I don't wanna get hurt again. You remember what happened in that CVS place right?" Roy: "What back in 2023 with the whole CRED thing?"
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Roy: "Damnit!"
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Percy: [his trauma finally getting to him] "No! I can't do this!"
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Roy: “Hey, Percy, what’s the matter? You need to react more quickly instead of standing around.” Percy: “I’m sorry Roy, but I just don’t wanna risk getting hurt again.”
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
[The Pueblo Cougars walk towards the pitch. One of them however appeared to look quite timid] "Hope I don't get too hurt..."
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
God, it feels so quiet with Cartman in a different class.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Goddamnit, dad...
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It's so nice to breath real air again instead of weed.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Come on, Kyle! You got this!
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Bad news guys...
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Mr. Mackey will be working part-time? That kinda sucks, but it’s better than nothing I guess.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I never said all British people are ignorant! What the hell, Butters? I just said that Herbert can be ignorant sometimes.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I did tell Kenny that taking off our hats at the soccer game was a bad idea.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
So's anyone gonna watch the firework show tonight?
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I'm gonna go watch the World Cup match at Kyle's house. He said that it's Canada against Morocco today which means a special guest appearence from Terrance and Phillip themselves.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It’s Independence Day!
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Since Cartman and Kenny are at Casa Bonita right now, me and Kyle are gonna be watching Terrance and Phillip to celebrate Canada Day today!
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father's Day! I know my dad has done some incredibly messed up things before, but I still love him.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
People always talk about how Cartman shouldn't be trusted, but I think Nathan, and his sidekick, I forgot what his name was, come super close with his scams over the years and wanting to sabotage Jimmy. I suggest thinking twice before you even come up to him.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
You know if there's one thing holding Clyde back from fully reforming (other than his intelligence) is his competitiveness when it comes to sports like football. I mean dude, it was just a tie. No need to get all pissy about it.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Hey everyone. How are you all doing right now?
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
@gulliblebutters.bsky.social Butters, can we talk?
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I've been thinking back to those asshole teenagers we fought in Airsoft. You don't think I'll become like them when I get older, right?
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
@gulliblebutters.bsky.social 📲: Hey Butters. It's me, Stan. We're gonna go to Casa Bonita for Kyle's birthday later today if you wanna come.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I don’t get why those girls say the Queef Sisters are better than Terrance and Phillip. They literally use the same type of joke!
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
//Just something random, but I'm the only one to headcanon Scott Malkinson having greasy/stinky hair, right?
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Hi everyone and Happy Mother’s Day.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Hey guys, we just got back from camping.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
My uncle Jimbo's gonna take us fishing today. I prefer that than hunting animals honestly.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Me and the guys will be going on a camping trip next week.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I know I compared Andy to Chef a while back with all the advice he'd give to us, but I also think he's what Cartman could've been like if he was a much more stable person.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Does anyone know what's been going on with Butters today?
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Andy Hensley @hensley316.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
{Andy and Wendy along with their friends and the parents of South Park gather at the national park for the Easter egg hunt and are going over the rules}
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy Easter, everyone!
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Where's Butters? I... I need to talk to him.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Why do I need to apologize to Butters for? I don't even remember what I did to him.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Happy birthday, Kenny!
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
It’s a good thing Cartman already got caught before he could try and frame Andy for burning Butters’ panda plush.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I've never seen Cartman so quiet in my entire life.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
So how's Butters doing right now? Is he doing any better?
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
[he takes off his hat after a while and shakes his hair, still greasy unsurprisingly]
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Anyone gonna watch the Super Bowl tonight?
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Hey guys. Did I miss anything today?
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