Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 11h[Butters and Scott listen to Herbert’s album on their CD player] He’s fantastic, isn’t he? 110 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 16/10/2026// Does anyone know what these churches have in common? 000 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 16/10/2026For a moment, I thought I saw the mutated squirrel from the Simpsons Movie. 210 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Is Cartman stuck looking like that? Serves him right. 100 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Doctor Who and the Fat Racist Six-Eyed Kid. How’s that for an episode? It would be 10 times better than any Doctor Who episode in the last five years. It would boost the ratings back up. 020 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 15/10/2026They should have Cartman on the next episode of Doctor Who! He would make a great monster! [laughs] 120 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Does this face look like it’s laughing? 200 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I’m not laughing at him. It’s actually not funny at all. 100 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I’ve lost all credibility, haven’t I? 200 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 14/10/2026No! I don’t know anything! I haven’t been thinking at all! Help! Help! 😰 000 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 14/10/2026“Something to do with the turbine.” 🙄 000 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 14/10/2026From now on, if anybody asks about my father, I will tell them I never knew him. 010 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Stephen lost everything. Karma’s a bitch, isn’t it? [laughs] 010 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 13/10/2026// PINNED POST DO NOT @ ME IF I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!! 010 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 13/10/2026[FaceTimes @ibuttersmom.bsky.social] 110 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 13/10/2026How much progress has she made? 100 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 13/10/2026And that hasn’t worked at all. It’s just too fluttery beyond words. 000 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Do shop window mannequins really come to life? 110 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Eric Cartman, I can see what you’re doing! 😠 100 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Anyone tried the Elvis Presley sandwich? 100 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Is Ethan okay? He looks upset. 100 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 09/10/2026What’s Kyle gonna do during the game? 100 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 07/10/2026// In my head canon, Grandma Stotch has passed away. 110 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’m going home today. There’s nothing wrong with my heart. It’s just stress. 220 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 07/10/2026[gasping for air, clutching his chest] 100 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I wasn’t very nice to Clyde just now, was I? 100 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 06/10/2026// Has anyone worked out why I refused to RP the events of the recent episode? 200 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 06/10/2026On a scale of 1 to 10, how important am I to you? 200 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Judging by his mannerisms, he was drunk. 010 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 05/10/2026[hugs his panda plush and his Jess the cat plush] 021 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This chicken noodle soup is good. 120 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I don’t think I can make it tomorrow. 100 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Why do so many Stones fans hate this album? It’s so damn good! 100 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 03/10/2026How much progress has Mom made so far? 100 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I wish I had an electric acoustic Yamaha guitar like the one John Lennon and George Harrison had. Herbert has one. 000 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Kenny’s parents are the worst. They’re irredeemable. 320 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I hope my mom’s decision to divorce my dad will influence Stan’s mom to divorce his dad. Stan is a great friend. We’ve had our ups and downs in the past, but that was Cartman’s influence. I love Stan, and I don’t want him to suffer like I did. I want him to be safe and happy. 110 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I always knew Dad was the real problem. Mom enabled him because she was afraid of him like I was, and that’s why I was afraid of her too. It makes a lot more sense now I think about it. She was just as much a victim of his abuse as I was. At least she’s seen the light. 010 0
Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Mr. Hedges: “Whoever this Nelly is, she should stop what she’s doing. I won’t tolerate bullying.” 110 0