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Butters Stotch Malkinson

@gulliblebutters.bsky.social
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Hey, fellas, it’s me, Butters! I used to live with my mom and abusive dad until I was adopted by my best friend Scott and his mom. // ACCOUNT OWNER IS OVER 18. DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU ARE A SCAMMER ACCOUNT!

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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 11h
[Butters and Scott listen to Herbert’s album on their CD player] He’s fantastic, isn’t he?
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
// Does anyone know what these churches have in common?
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
For a moment, I thought I saw the mutated squirrel from the Simpsons Movie.
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Is Cartman stuck looking like that? Serves him right.
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Doctor Who and the Fat Racist Six-Eyed Kid. How’s that for an episode? It would be 10 times better than any Doctor Who episode in the last five years. It would boost the ratings back up.
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
They should have Cartman on the next episode of Doctor Who! He would make a great monster! [laughs]
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Does this face look like it’s laughing?
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I’m not laughing at him. It’s actually not funny at all.
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I’ve lost all credibility, haven’t I?
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
No! I don’t know anything! I haven’t been thinking at all! Help! Help! 😰
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“Something to do with the turbine.” 🙄
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
From now on, if anybody asks about my father, I will tell them I never knew him.
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Stephen lost everything. Karma’s a bitch, isn’t it? [laughs]
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
// PINNED POST DO NOT @ ME IF I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
[FaceTimes @ibuttersmom.bsky.social]
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What did I do wrong?
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
How much progress has she made?
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And that hasn’t worked at all. It’s just too fluttery beyond words.
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Do shop window mannequins really come to life?
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Eric Cartman, I can see what you’re doing! 😠
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Anyone tried the Elvis Presley sandwich?
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is Ethan okay? He looks upset.
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Anyone got a barf bag?
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What’s Kyle gonna do during the game?
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Something going on?
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
// In my head canon, Grandma Stotch has passed away.
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m going home today. There’s nothing wrong with my heart. It’s just stress.
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
[gasping for air, clutching his chest]
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wasn’t very nice to Clyde just now, was I?
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
// Has anyone worked out why I refused to RP the events of the recent episode?
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
On a scale of 1 to 10, how important am I to you?
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Herbert’s gonna be amazing.
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Judging by his mannerisms, he was drunk.
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[hugs his panda plush and his Jess the cat plush]
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This chicken noodle soup is good.
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t think I can make it tomorrow.
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[sneezes]
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why do so many Stones fans hate this album? It’s so damn good!
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have no father!! 😡
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is he barfing?
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How much progress has Mom made so far?
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wish I had an electric acoustic Yamaha guitar like the one John Lennon and George Harrison had. Herbert has one.
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kenny’s parents are the worst. They’re irredeemable.
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hope my mom’s decision to divorce my dad will influence Stan’s mom to divorce his dad. Stan is a great friend. We’ve had our ups and downs in the past, but that was Cartman’s influence. I love Stan, and I don’t want him to suffer like I did. I want him to be safe and happy.
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I always knew Dad was the real problem. Mom enabled him because she was afraid of him like I was, and that’s why I was afraid of her too. It makes a lot more sense now I think about it. She was just as much a victim of his abuse as I was. At least she’s seen the light.
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Poor Karen.
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can’t do it. I can’t cope.
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel so uneasy.
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Butters Stotch Malkinson @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mr. Hedges: “Whoever this Nelly is, she should stop what she’s doing. I won’t tolerate bullying.”
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