Cameron Hillyard @britishboyoc.bsky.social · 8hI can already tell Herbie is gonna be a big star. He’ll be as big as the Beatles. 000 0
Cameron Hillyard @britishboyoc.bsky.social · 11h// Two Doctor Who episodes back to back with David Tennant screaming in pain. 010 0
Cameron Hillyard @britishboyoc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Clyde is a really good kid, but he needs to be aware. 200 0
Cameron Hillyard @britishboyoc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Clyde shouldn’t have shouted at Ethan like that. 100 0
Reposted by Cameron HillyardJimmy Valmer @standupjimmy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026JUSTICE FOR BUTTERS! JUSTICE FOR BUTTERS! JUSTICE FOR BUTTERS! JUSTICE FOR BUTTERS! JUSTICE FOR BUTTERS! JUSTICE FOR BUTTERS! JUSTICE FOR BUTTERS! JUSTICE FOR BUTTERS! JUSTICE FOR BUTTERS! JUSTICE FOR BUTTERS! 013 0
Cameron Hillyard @britishboyoc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026You mean the point where sunscreen and floppy hats are no defence because our noses have started melting onto our shoes, which are now floating down the corridor in a river made up of our own leg gravy? 001 0
Cameron Hillyard @britishboyoc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Does Clyde like me for who I am or does he only like me because I look like him? 100 0
Cameron Hillyard @britishboyoc.bsky.social · 14/08/2026// They’ve really done Elvis dirty in recent years. He was always accident prone, but now he’s a bumbling immature idiot. 100 0
Cameron Hillyard @britishboyoc.bsky.social · 12/08/2026// Mark better look over his shoulder from now on. 010 0
Cameron Hillyard @britishboyoc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026They call this meat? My grandmother’s buttocks deep fried in old chip fat would taste better than this! 110 0
Cameron Hillyard @britishboyoc.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Oh, I didn’t know you WANTED to be marooned. I mean, if you said “Let’s go away and be marooned for the weekend”, we could have made plans. 🙄 000 0
Cameron Hillyard @britishboyoc.bsky.social · 05/08/2026In the chocolate box of life, the top layer’s already gone. And someone’s pinched the orange cream from the bottom. 100 0
Cameron Hillyard @britishboyoc.bsky.social · 05/08/2026// I don’t like being touched. I could have reported him for that. 110 0
Cameron Hillyard @britishboyoc.bsky.social · 02/08/2026So that’s his game, eh? I have to tell Andy. 110 0
Cameron Hillyard @britishboyoc.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Before anyone asks, yes, we will be making DVD copies of our film for everyone who wants one. Physical media is important and should continue to be supported. 000 0
Cameron Hillyard @britishboyoc.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Ethan is my brother now, and I will take care of him. 010 0
Cameron Hillyard @britishboyoc.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I would love to meet Tulia, but you know how nervous I get. 010 0
Cameron Hillyard @britishboyoc.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I’d like to find myself a lovely girlfriend. 000 0
Cameron Hillyard @britishboyoc.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I brought Ethan to the fireworks barbecue to cheer him up. 110 0
Cameron Hillyard @britishboyoc.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I haven’t been to a water park for years. 010 0
Cameron Hillyard @britishboyoc.bsky.social · 03/06/2026He’s under the impression that I forgive him. 000 0
Cameron Hillyard @britishboyoc.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I don’t care about that arsehole’s fucking wing mirror. I only care about my boyfriend’s safety. 010 0
Cameron Hillyard @britishboyoc.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I understand Butters and Scott were grossed out by seeing me feed apple slices to Ethan with my mouth. 100 0
Cameron Hillyard @britishboyoc.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I’ve really missed the smell of British fish and chips. 100 0