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Stan Marsh

@stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social
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Hey guys, it's me, Stan Marsh! I live in South Park with my four friends, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny before my asshole of a dad forced me to move into a weed farm which I hated living in, but I've moved back now.

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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 12h
Uhh... you'll think of something.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Have you seen the size of his chin? It's huge.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
No?
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Uh, yeah? Didn’t you see him yesterday?
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
//Sorry for spoilers For one, my dad’s now a kid and now has to go to school with me. It’s so embarrassing.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
(Sighs) Everything.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Uh, morning Andy?
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sure, pal. [he hugs him]
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I know you still feel bad for mistaking cider for apple juice, dude and you're worried about your reputation as the smart one, I'm aware of. I talked to Andy about this and he said it's best to learn from your mistakes and move on from them rather than continuing to dwell on them.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hey Kyle. How are you feeling right now?
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah, I know that dude.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm here for you, dude.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He's more so talking about how he mistook cider for apple juice and it feels like it's ruining his reputation as the smart one.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah, we all know that.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He’s getting better. Though I just hope his parents hadn’t found out about him drinking cider.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's okay dude, I forgive you. Just be more careful about what you drink next time, okay?
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No dude, I'm still your best friend. I'm just worried about you is all.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He thought it was apple juice.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Better keep him company.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yep.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Kyle’s drunk.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah, dude.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dude, that was cider that had, not juice!
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dude… that wasn’t apple juice. That was apple CIDER!
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No you don’t, dude.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
[he holds Kyle still] Sorry about him, coach. Something was in that apple juice he drank.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Kyle, have you been drinking?
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah!!
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What??
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What's going on, dude?
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah!
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yes.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Huh?
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What? What??
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You're not answering my question, WHO, IS, MARK?!
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dude, who is Mark?
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Who's Mark?
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dude, what?
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What?
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mr. Hedges, Cartman’s not in school today. His mom said he’s still recovering from his injuries yesterday.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah, I do. But Cartman is still gonna get his revenge on you.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dude, don’t you remember what he did to Scott Tenorman a while back?
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dude, he will. Cartman is not someone you should fuck with.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No, I don’t think that’s why.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cartman hasn’t shown up to school, huh? Can’t really call that a big loss.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dude, it’s not her fault the other kids in her school think she’s ugly.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wait… is it my sister?
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh. Then which girl were you talking about?
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Were you talking about Lisa Berger? She sucks.
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Stan Marsh @stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Who?
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