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StantaKnows

@stantaknows.bsky.social
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Here for the snark. Retired as of 1/1/26. Wish I had a doggo. Play D&D too little. Read mostly sci-fi (and watch a lot). Just finished 18 books of The Dresden Files! Trump sucks. #T1D #CancerSucks

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ok doesn't she mean a 180 though?
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
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StantaKnows @stantaknows.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm a reader, and you're probably a reader. McSweeney's nailed this as always.
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StantaKnows @stantaknows.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
stuffed acorn squash
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StantaKnows @stantaknows.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Found on a post by my friend Ziggywiggy, a reused, recycled song about Hitler but very appropriate for today. I have a bottle of champagne chilling for that day. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDkh...
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When that Man is Dead and Gone (1941) - Protest song against Hitler (Live Take)
YouTube video by Lizzy & the Triggermen
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StantaKnows @stantaknows.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Marlene Robertson🍁🇨🇦 @marlenerobertson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump “I had a good time making a nice speech today. I’ve gotten actually very good marks. They gave me good marks. I don’t know what that means.” This is what a five-year-old would say.
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is the best midterm metaphor I've seen.
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🫶🏻Layla🫶🏻 @laylabelle3.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fuck, yeah PBS
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The Wolfpack @wolfpack11720.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Freedom of the Press, if it means anything at all, means the freedom to criticize and oppose" ~ George Orwell
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Mark T. Sneed @marktsneed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pay attention.
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StantaKnows @stantaknows.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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StantaKnows @stantaknows.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#beer ? Drinking ghost pepper mead made by a friend. From 2016. In a Uerige Altbier swingtop bottle.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who did this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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StantaKnows @stantaknows.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's a sign of the times, that everybody know who this refers to.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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StantaKnows @stantaknows.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Rhea Seehorn won the EMMY for best actress in a drams series and this appeared
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StantaKnows @stantaknows.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Darth Tugmutton @sheeparecheaper.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🤡💩🤥
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StantaKnows @stantaknows.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
For the past 54 years (where did they go?) part of my Saturday morning ritual has been listening to Joni Mitchell's "Blue", and then Jethro Tull's "Thick as a Brick". This clue is in the NYT crossword this morning. Will there be a "Blue" clue too?
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StantaKnows @stantaknows.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Discordant🫍Muse @discordantmuse.northsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you are okay with sacrificing the trans community, I'm okay with sacrificing you.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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StantaKnows @stantaknows.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
People died. Trump LIED. When are the NYT et. al. going to call him out on his blatant insanity?
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We love how much this upsets MAGA. 😂
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StantaKnows @stantaknows.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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StantaKnows @stantaknows.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My three-year-old was watching CNN when she turned to me gravely and asked “Daddy, why does the funny-looking man with the beard and the eyeliner hate the Pope so much?” And when I told her “Because the Pope is a woke beta cuck,” she started crying.
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StantaKnows @stantaknows.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's like Rogan is getting what we've been saying for our entire lives. What if everybody had healthcare not tied to an employer, huh?
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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StantaKnows @stantaknows.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Chicken chili. Added a yellow squash to the sofrito.
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StantaKnows @stantaknows.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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StantaKnows @stantaknows.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
theonion.com/trump-pushes...
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Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia'
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
9 in 10 Americans aren’t dying enough.
A person sitting on a sofa appears tired while another gestures expressively nearby. The image includes text: "Are you struggling to be productive at work and attentive at home? Learn about INTERMITTENT DYING on The Jim Haggerty Show."
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Frosted Poptart @toastertrollop.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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StantaKnows @stantaknows.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sure, rename an airport and give it a new abbreviation. You get:
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I Should’ve Been a Cowgirl @seizeday.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Thanks Beth!🌈 @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social #Blues🥳 @moberzan.bsky.social @j1j2.bsky.social @bab102.bsky.social @dougieg633.bsky.social @realdanapartridge.bsky.so @gratitude333.bsky.social @maryosteen.bsky.social @ltwlauren.bsky.social @mzmiamaria.bsky.social @seizeday.bsky.social
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Luca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Rosie O’Donnell: “Donny Boy": "Oh Donny Boy, it's Rosie, Rosie calling From Hollywood, the Jimmy Kimmel Show Drop that Big Mac that we all know you're holding Because, my dear, I worry for you so Poor Donny Boy, your polls, your polls are falling Your reflecting pool is green as Mountain Dew
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StantaKnows @stantaknows.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Are you one of those people who have a box of random cables and a box of spare cats under your desk?
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
[From Wikipedia] Catbus (Japanese: ねこバス, Hepburn: Nekobasu) is a fictional character in the Studio Ghibli film My Neighbor Totoro, directed by Hayao Miyazaki. It is a large, grinning, twelve-legged cat with a large bushy tail and a hollow body that serves as a bus, with windows and seats covered with fur.

Here we see Catbus with a manic expression on their face as they zoom out of the sky and across the landscape leaving behind a Catbus-colored (tan and brown striped) streaking trail of jagged letters reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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StantaKnows @stantaknows.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Crank up some ZZ Top for Frank Beard. RIP Frank. I recommend some Deguello really effing loud. music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Deguello
Album • ZZ Top
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Matt-Man69 @matt-man69.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Well 🤷🏻‍♂️🙄💯 where is the lie? 🤦🏻‍♂️
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StantaKnows @stantaknows.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I can't disagree with this.
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StantaKnows @stantaknows.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Because we just watched Jurassic Park a couple weeks ago:
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
50 Senators let a Weekend News Anchorman run the Pentagon because they were afraid a gameshow host would yell at them
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StantaKnows @stantaknows.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My favorite eclipse photo from yesterday 8/12/2026 The eclipse as seen from Spain. Christian Hartmann/Reuters
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StantaKnows @stantaknows.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Stick it Donald. MA primary ballot done.
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america.is.not.free @antifapatriot.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
#vaccines #science #vaccinessavelives #healthcare #vaccineswork
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Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
when I fix a thing around the house
A fully armed and operational kitchen faucet with a post it note stuck to it that says"Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational kitchen faucet"
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