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Slaix

@standardsimian.bsky.social
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Furry guy up to some simian hijinks. A lot of flirting and r18 reposting, most likely, with the occasional nerd talk. No one under 18 following, please!

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dadfuckers inc. 🔞 @ifuckmy.dad · 19/08/2026
they should make a furry VN where you date your father, can’t imagine any discourse happening around that
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DESIGNATED THRIVER ⛓️ @nonstoppup.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY ACE HOMIES OUT THERE, I KNOW SOMETIMES IT CAN FEEL LIKE YOU'RE OUT OF PLACE IN THE FANDOM AT TIMES BUT I WANT TO SAY YOU ABSOLUTELY BELONG HERE, YOU ALWAYS WILL, AND IF ANYONE ELSE TREATS YOU WEIRD OR UNKIND FOR BEING ACE THEY'RE THE WEIRDOS NOT YOU. LOVE YOU!!
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
One egg
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Fucked up that now the most convenient way of playing Panel de Pon, online with friends as well, is by the new Class of '09 game. It's a lot better than I thought it would be other than a few mechanical quirks being different from Pokemon Puzzle League, the game it's blatantly copying (compliment).
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Orlan-BOO-Fox @orlandofox.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
the calm before the storm #zoobe #zoobebunny
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Name a more iconic duo than P5X and getting its big anniversary character spoiled. Anyway very fun to get Hatsune Miku in the game.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The direct blew its load early for me with Rhythm Heaven cause everything else after that I cared significantly less for lol. Lotta good games on there, but I just don't care too much about most of them.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Finished up Kingdoms of the Dump. One of those games that's decently fun, moderately enjoyable, but ultimately doesn't do much to make it stand out all that much. I don't regret my time with it, but I doubt I'll ever go back to it.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
And finished. Honestly what a peak game, one of the best shitposts I've played in a long ass time. Absolutely worth playing. Get it here: just-a-speck.itch.io/rata2ouille
Status Report - (True Ending)
Difficulty Mode - Hard
100% Completion - 91%
Times Cooked - 101
Cheese Collected - 3793
Served a Customer - 3418
Hyperstream floors - 3249
Battles - 3493

The End!
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Well, it was nice while it lasted.
A series of uploads of my let's play for Shin Megami Tensei Rata2ouille: The Perfect Dish. For a while there was a long string of partially blocked visibility due to copyright content, before having a short string of 3 videos where there were no visibility blocking, before once again being visibility blocked on the most recent video.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Ahh, nothing quite like showing a good friend of mine culture.
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Timbear @bobabearstuff.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Put this on your page if you are a dragon or support them FURRY PRIDE METER: ███████████████ 100% If Your Proud To Be A Furry, Stick This On Your Page!!! ╔═╦╗╔╦═╦═╦╗╔╗ ║═╣║║║╔╣╔╣╚╝║ ║╔╣╚╝║║║║╚╗╔╝ ╚╝╚══╩╝╚╝ ╚╝
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Not really interested in the new Disiddia gacha game coming out in a few days but there is a sad yet hilarious feeling to them announcing Rikku is coming to the game in the first few months when she never came to Opera Omnia despite data for her existing within the first year or so in that game.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Ahh, nothing like needing to upload a 10 GB video cause the area in game I recorded has a permanent rain effect over everything lol.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Definitely a great demonstration of how building a team with good synergy is more important now in Live A Hero than just building an element advantage team. Though I also think water might just kind of be a bad element in the game too lol.
New SSS Difficulty Simulator Quest clear from Live A Hero, with the team being Festival Barrel, Valentine's Astosis, Christmas Polaris Maks, and Bard Danzo. Mission is cleared with an S Rank
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Live A Hero refusing to give me the 4 star hero for the collection and giving me both the limited 5 stars instead. Wha silly but nice luck lmao.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Glad this event rerun is ending in Live a Hero cause I always forget how badly people set up support units to actually be useful for sweeping stages. Instead they focus on bonus EXP which matters so much less when it takes double the time to clear a run due to their unit not dealing any damage on S1
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Jimmy and the Pulsating Mass's console port is out now and boy howdy should anyone who likes RPGs play it. Basically cannot stress enough how good and fun and creative it is when you start getting into the nitty gritty of its story and gameplay.
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ScapeWolf @scapewolf.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I was compelled to sketch this real quick since there's not enough porn of the Abomination.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Banjo: Recompiled Release Trailer (Banjo-Kazooie PC Port available on Windows/Linux/Steam Deck/Mac) www.youtube.com/watch?v=0906... -High framerate support -Widescreen/ultrawide support -Mod support -Dual analog camera -Note saving
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Man do I have too many RPGs to play right now. Working my way through 3 of them equally, all very different games.
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Matcha Ryu @matcharyu.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
spicy electric doggo an old commission piece
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Time to show me all the dragon slits today so I can appreciate them properly.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
YouTube being weird again and putting out my shitpost game let's play for the world to see I guess. At least I'm glad that the comments on it are positive given how the game does kind of look bad lol. Glad to just cultivate that kind of person I guess, assuming these are real people.
YouTube comments on a video I posted a few days ago. all of them thankfully give positive energy.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Playing an utter shit post of an RPG Maker game right now and it's pretty fun to just vibe in what it's doing, even if on a technical level it isn't super impressive. Just an entertaining aura that permeates through the whole game.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I said chatgpt doesn't have a soul and got put on this list
@ai-rights.bsky.social has added you to the "AI Racists" moderation list
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Of all the RPGs I was expecting Kingdoms of the Dump to play similar to, Radiant Historia was not on the short list, but I am very glad it is.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Heartbreaking: A Let's Player you watch plays that really popular RPG you hate.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Bless, finally made it out of Gongaga in FF7 Rebirth. What a nightmare of an area, hated just about every second of my time there, especially with regards to filling out world intel. X_X
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
26 hours into this VN and I can finally make a choice that'll permanently lock me into a route. I'm so tired.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Honestly absurd it's been over half a year and there's still not one piece of smut with Crunchy or Fuego from Everhood 2.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
The incredible contrast between someone arguing how "Religion is like an infohazard" and then spending two hours making a pizza cause no one can sit fucking still in a VN is really quite a feeling I don't think any other piece of media will ever quite accomplish.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Only took me 213 hours but I have finally accomplished 100% item collection in Distorted Travesty 4. What a wonderful and nightmarish game. Now I just gotta do the final boss grinds and who knows how many tens of hours that will take.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
The breeding edge of strategy
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Welp, my schedule for the next month has been completely cleared up now.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Just finished Princess Peach: Showtime!, and it really is funny how much Nintendo games like to just say hey, what if we added a fuck ton of new collectables for you to find by replaying every level in the game a second time! And by funny, I mean it's kinda tiring.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
The unholy scream of pure delight I made when I got to see An Untitled Story again after over a decade. Foundational game from my childhood. Will hyperfixate on it for the next 7 years if I need to.
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Maddy Thorson @maddymakesgames.com · 02/09/2025
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Myuger @myuger.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Password Summer Batch --Dave Part 2-- He's had a long summer and is drained in both senses... I think we should give the boy some rest #passwordvn #nsfw #furry
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Glad to follow so many people with good taste in porn.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Well, it was fun being able to play one zeitgeist game around when it released, cause I sure as hell won't be getting Silksong lol.
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😈Kat😈 @bittersnurr.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
This DOES NOT turn the AI off, only hides it, you need to do method 2 here: www.askvg.com/how-to-disab...
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How to Disable and Remove All AI Features in Mozilla Firefox
If you want to get rid of all AI services and features introduced in Mozilla Firefox web browser, this article will help you. Mozilla Firefox 136.0 and later ve
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Ahh, I didn't realize I would be able to start beating OFF again so soon. I thought it was later this month.
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🔞 Nick Shutter 🦇 @nickshutter.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Had to make a Roswell-focused picture after not including him in the bathhouse one. #Furry #FurryArt #MyArt #FurryVN #PASSWORDvn
Illustrated fan art for the visual novel Password. Roswell, an anthropomorphic boar, gives a blowjob to Dave, an anthropomorphic hyena.The same illustration, with semen.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Live A Hero sure is fun now that it has like actual gameplay. Only took them like 3 or 4 years to get to this point lol.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Damn, Clair Obscur really goes places huh.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Hmm. To make bad financial decisions or no.
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mary🐇 @mary.my.id · 23/07/2025
will this get me in trouble gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e27b…
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Bluesky's UK age assurance sucks, here's how to work around it.
Bluesky's UK age assurance sucks, here's how to work around it. - bluesky-osa.md
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
It really is something when you can see a youtube video and the only takeaway you can have is just "Oh... You're actually really bad at video games."
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Where my dragons at today?
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