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Slaix

@standardsimian.bsky.social
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Furry guy up to some simian hijinks. A lot of flirting and r18 reposting, most likely, with the occasional nerd talk. No one under 18 following, please!

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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 50m
Metaphor really is just going to be really cheeky with this dungeon, huh. I should have stopped before finding this out lmao.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nice, A2 Makoto is super useful, now you actually get to use his whole kit other than Cadenza!
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah, he got an actual IRL job and it basically sucks away all of his free time forever, so he basically stopped developing anything. It didn't help that the next thing he wanted to make was a fairly kink-heavy porn game and basically every site he could earn money from for it cracked down on porn.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Shoichi, more like Broke-ichi.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Super would
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yeah, were it any other soundtrack these songs would be amazing, it's mostly just got one hell of a legacy to try to compare up to. So much so that when Toby Fox announced he was doing the music he basically just went "Yeah guys, I'll try my best but it's not gonna be as good as the original."
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My general takeaway is that all of the songs are functionally about as good, but also very different in how they interpret the mood of the game. Except for the main battle theme(s) which are indeed basically peper steak but worse, but trying to compare anything to that was doomed from the start.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Time Stranger is the newest one yeah, though I haven't gotten around to playing it yet. You do get to walk around with your digimon in it though IIRC.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It's pretty fun, but its mission-based story structure can be kind of exhausting since it involves walking through very similar environments way too many times. It also has a fairly bad translation, though it's at least good enough to understand the major plot beats.
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dadfuckers inc. 🔞 @ifuckmy.dad · 19/08/2026
they should make a furry VN where you date your father, can’t imagine any discourse happening around that
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DESIGNATED THRIVER ⛓️ @nonstoppup.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY ACE HOMIES OUT THERE, I KNOW SOMETIMES IT CAN FEEL LIKE YOU'RE OUT OF PLACE IN THE FANDOM AT TIMES BUT I WANT TO SAY YOU ABSOLUTELY BELONG HERE, YOU ALWAYS WILL, AND IF ANYONE ELSE TREATS YOU WEIRD OR UNKIND FOR BEING ACE THEY'RE THE WEIRDOS NOT YOU. LOVE YOU!!
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
For those who come inside
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
One egg
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Went on there one time, could not even remotely understand how to find anything I was looking for, and have not tried going back since lol. It's such a mess and for no reason.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It's got some problems but there's a super interesting game at its core. I think if you do play it you'll probably want to just have a walkthrough cause it's super hands-off in just about every way. And if you wanted a more "polished" experience there's the EB Beginnings romhack made in Earthbound.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Doubt it lol. It was honestly always a daring project all things considered, but yeah, doubt it lol.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Now would be the worst time for you to die from cringe, Baz.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Fucked up that now the most convenient way of playing Panel de Pon, online with friends as well, is by the new Class of '09 game. It's a lot better than I thought it would be other than a few mechanical quirks being different from Pokemon Puzzle League, the game it's blatantly copying (compliment).
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Lotta PS2 era quirky RPGs. Got your Ar Tonelicos, your Shadow Hearts, Grandia 2, Wild Arms 3. You wanna go real quirky we have Okage: Shadow King or Unlimited Saga or Ephemeral Fantasia. Also stuff like Arc the Lad, Radiata Stories, or Rogue Galaxy. Lotta stuff to take your pick from.
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Orlan-BOO-Fox @orlandofox.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
the calm before the storm #zoobe #zoobebunny
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Whoopsies, sorry lmao
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Played a little bit of it yesterday and it's so cool. Mother 1 has such a unique vibe for its time and seeing a different version of it that can smooth over some of its rougher parts is so fascinating.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
So romantic. And hot.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Name a more iconic duo than P5X and getting its big anniversary character spoiled. Anyway very fun to get Hatsune Miku in the game.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
On the bright side at least an OoT remake means we might finally get an actually good Zelda game for the first time in like almost a decade.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The direct blew its load early for me with Rhythm Heaven cause everything else after that I cared significantly less for lol. Lotta good games on there, but I just don't care too much about most of them.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The perfect game to go along with Super Mario Bros Wonder Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Meetup in Bellabel Park.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Mmm gold tickets and gecko coins yum
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Dang I could pick you up and take you home with me.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Definitely not on the list of things I was expecting to see fanart of, but very welcome.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I'd love a good cumbrained red panda.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Haha, Shortmiir
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Now I just have 2 RPGs left in the backlog, though I think I might go for something else to cleanse the palate first. It's been nothing but RPGs and it's getting kinda stale.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Finished up Kingdoms of the Dump. One of those games that's decently fun, moderately enjoyable, but ultimately doesn't do much to make it stand out all that much. I don't regret my time with it, but I doubt I'll ever go back to it.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
All very hot. Would absolutely wreck the first one.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Definitely fuck me up against a wall.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Sounds like a fun time to me
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
If you wanted like, a gacha coach to teach you the ropes, I could definitely help out if you were interested, lol.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It's time to fulfill all those cheesy porn scenarios of topping your boyfriend while he plays video games.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Really playing this does just remind me how much I enjoy the general Persona structure and really wish we'd get a Persona 6 any time soon. Even if I do still have Metaphor hanging out in my backlog lol. We also don't need a conclusion to the Persona 3 plot since this game did that for me already!
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
And finished. Honestly what a peak game, one of the best shitposts I've played in a long ass time. Absolutely worth playing. Get it here: just-a-speck.itch.io/rata2ouille
Status Report - (True Ending)
Difficulty Mode - Hard
100% Completion - 91%
Times Cooked - 101
Cheese Collected - 3793
Served a Customer - 3418
Hyperstream floors - 3249
Battles - 3493

The End!
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
So you could have say, 10 drones that used to be different people, but now they all look, think, and act the same (which is usually submissive to their owner) so you basically can't tell them apart from each other at all anymore. Just a thing to be owned and used.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The idea of a drone is it's no longer a "person" but a "thing" you can make a lot of, so you tend to see the latex and hypno glasses because the latex is used to make every drone look the same, while the glasses make every drone think the same, removing any means of identifying one from another.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Also, while 450 is pretty steep, for the most part the stopping point for XXLs is at 180, or 4 extra dupes, to unlock their third evolution star. This gives you access to their sigil which usually rounds out their kit nicely and has one of the bigger stat boosts. Slightly more reasonable at least.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Yep, 50 out of the 450 you need to fully max him out. Definitely advantageous to get as many dupes as you can for both the skills and the stats.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Happy birthday!
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I can mute the audio for the copyrighted sections but it's only restricted in Russia and Belarus and I'm pretty sure there isn't anyone from either country watching my shit lol.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Not like I make money from this anyway but it was funny I managed to dodge region blocking for 3 whole videos given the pop culture nature of this game's soundtrack lol.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Well, it was nice while it lasted.
A series of uploads of my let's play for Shin Megami Tensei Rata2ouille: The Perfect Dish. For a while there was a long string of partially blocked visibility due to copyright content, before having a short string of 3 videos where there were no visibility blocking, before once again being visibility blocked on the most recent video.
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Slaix @standardsimian.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Happy birthday Nano! Hope you had a good one!
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