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Caroline

@stacycrystals.bsky.social
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We are so back
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Chick-fil-a parking lot behavior is alarmingly un-Christlike
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I have a very special relationship with my Instagram targeted ads
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Marvin's family has now created a GofundMe to help with funeral expenses and to support Natasha and the kids in the difficult days ahead. If you're able to contribute or share the fundraiser, I'd be deeply grateful.
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Donate to Support for Marvin Johnson Sr.'s Family and Honor his Legacy, organized by Erica Day Ruffin
It is with broken hearts that we share the unexpected passi… Erica Day Ruffin needs your support for Support for Marvin Johnson Sr.'s Family and Honor his Legacy
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I’m FINALLY behind the wheel of a large SUV! Can’t wait to spend my first day driving in ATLANTA, GEORGIA, through neighborhoods AND on the interstate at very similar speeds <3 I don’t know how four-way stops work btw
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Don’t you dare talk to me about Matthew Rhys until you’ve thirst watched Perry mason
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Be careful what you wish for folks
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
She has excellent taste
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Last night Caleb hearon appeared to me in a dream and told me to move to New Orleans
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
This is the only song until further notice. Thank you
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Wow ok unfollowing now. Huge fan of his assassination attempt on Ronald Reagan, was not aware of his plan to assassinate Jimmy Carter
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
We’re literally getting the beltline in the AIRPORT before beltline rail
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Spindrift buy one get one at Publix…danskos came in the mail…spring has sprung and I for one am loving it
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I am once again asking
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Do they let you into berghain if you have glasses on
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Shaving my whole body before the Patrick radden keefe book talk just in case
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Johann Sebastian Bach count your days. I will beat your ass
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Question does anyone in Atlanta know where I can get a reasonably priced accordion
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off. hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The answer is usually a Spirit Halloween hat
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
A great question to ask yourself before you go to the gynecologist is “what is the funniest thing I can wear to the gynecologist”
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Just power walked with an armful of books to take to the little free library in my neighborhood as a part of my workout. I feel like I’m training to be in a Sally Rooney ensemble cast
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Scott Gray @scott1gray.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The world was saved because a human being didn't trust a computer.
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Taught my therapist what AIPAC is
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Doctor Jack Abbott I am looking respectfully
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
What do you mean 80209
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
You ever see a ZIP code that rocks your world
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Yes I am in Ireland
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
They should take merit based applications for green card marriages
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Really hard to look at this and all the other examples of bravery and kindness from ordinary people in this moment not think also of the tremendous cowardice exhibited over the past year by some of the richest, most well-protected people in business, media and politics
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Gm say it back
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 06/12/2025
They're coming out with a huge new machine that fucking sucks
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Lina khan girl come back we miss you
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
The Great British Bakeoff: Untucked
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 01/12/2025
thinking about him 🙂‍↕️
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
My parents are now obsessed with the last waltz my work here is done
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
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Caroline @stacycrystals.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Everyone say good morning Miss Butter. Or else
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