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Stabby Duck

@stabbyduck613.bsky.social
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One of the world's most dangerous baby ducks. Law talking guy and skier. Feed an incoherent mix of NU sports, the Utah Mammoth, and politics.

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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This apparently still seems a wild and insane take to many people.
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Netanyahu doesn’t represent my values, or the values of most American Jews. He is a war criminal and he deserves to be tried for it. The way for me to be safe as a Diaspora Jew is to not be associated with Netanyahu and his crimes. Our self-appointed community leaders seem to want the opposite.
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
the noid has a freeze ray: top pick. caesar has a spear and good mobility, that's my 2C. green giant anchoring the checking line. slot 4 is tough, but i'm gonna trust the noid to take out kool-aid man, so let's go with big boy
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Well, today's the day. I'm feeling bullish about McAdams, but I'm worried about Pitcher. She'd be a huge loss IMO @purrtah.bsky.social
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Slightly increase a band Exodus
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I know there's a segment of Bluesky who views this as a *good* thing, but the fact that the people who work with Nate can't freaking stand him is bad, actually. It's not like Riebe is some establishment shill. CC @purrtah.bsky.social
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
She’s right, ofc. But I wish there were more science to trust! I spent a few hours today trying to figure out healthy cat foods, and beyond some minimum standards there’s just not much data out there
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Learn southwestern geography challenge level impossible I guess
Image of hypothetical rail map featuring Salt Lake City to the West of Las Vegas, which is in turn is depicted due north of Phoenix.
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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The core problem is that literally 50% of the water is diverted to make comically tiny profits of, like, a few hundred million dollars, so trillions of actual economic activity gets held hostage by some clown who bought land in 1872. Put a market price on water and the problem is instantly fixed.
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I was stunned when I realized IIHF/Olympics used 3v3; I thought it was just a fun gimmick for the NHL regular season to limit wear and tear on the players and get folks home for work the next morning
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Miami is a not-so-low-key incredible city, and I refuse to be negatively polarized against it notwithstanding the many incredibly obvious reasons it's not replacing NYC's financial sector
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
age 15: Computers are amazing! I'm going to do amazing things with computers! age 45: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for google or the library or friends
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
ANYONE COULD HAVE MADE THIS MISTAKE STOP JUDGING ME
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Seeing a lot of posts about why it's gross to find someone much younger than you attractive, and hoo boy does that miss the point; it implies that it would be totally fine to assault a 19-year old if you are also 19, and um, no.
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
It's weird being this far from @purrtah.bsky.social on the question of who should win the primary, but truly I would take "next person walking down State Street" over Blouin
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/11/2025
i want to repeat this: mamdani and spanberger have run similar campaigns tailored to their respective electorates and it is maddening to watch political journalists attempt to create some broad contrast where none exist
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Pretty excited for the return of Ben McAdams. In an off-year, the toss-up line for him could be R+5 #utpol Main wildcard is the end of universal vote by mail
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Platner is more proof that the traditional left/center-left dichotomy is meaningless in the modern era. You have principles or you don't.
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Love being the team to finish that guy
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
they should be ranked #1 next week
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 11/10/2025
*record scratch* Yup that’s me. James Franklin.
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I honestly did not expect that. #GoCats
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
A James Franklin team could never dream of that play by Himon.
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Holy crap.
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Huge down.
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
if penn state somehow loses, I really do think they should fire him also go cats and such
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I wasn’t able to watch the first half, and I am so confused by this score
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
this is why i assumed the guy had enough pride to be merely bad rather than catastrophic!! "i cannot imagine retiring but also i don't care to try and do my job well" is a state of mind i cannot conceptualize
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I don't know many people who were more pessimistic about how this would work than I was, and I did not get *close* mainly because like a lot of people I assumed the man would have some pride
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Whoa. Even when UCLA got the stop on 4th down I didn't believe
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I am watching NU v. UCLA sober so that's how I'm doing.
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Oh no I do not like being on this list at all.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 12/09/2025
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Le sigh.
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Some good news. There will be an appeal, of course; but important first step. www.sltrib.com/news/politic...
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Utah judge tosses Legislature’s gerrymandered congressional maps, orders new maps redrawn
A judge threw out Utah’s congressional maps and ordered the Legislature to draw new districts that comply with the 2018 voter-backed Better Boundaries initiative, which sought to ban partisan gerryman...
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
a very bleak development in terms of my view of the world in the last few years has been both ‘the Israeli govt is much worse than I thought and deserves an enormous amount of criticism’ and ‘yeah a lot of people geniunely are just low-grade antisemitic’ both apparently being true.
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Mordi is a Righteous Hater @mordi-rc.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
AIPAC is both the legitimate cause of more than their share of evil in this world and also the people who think it is uniquely influential and evil and secret money etc and feel the need to turn it into some major conspiracy have always and will always get the side eye from me.
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Okay, *now* I miss New York
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
This makes me insane. "Why are people blaming us for using all the water on alfalfa just because that is the thing we are doing?"
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Rest in peace little cat 😢
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
One way that the modern Internet is terrible for liberalism is that it is really easy to find out about people who either dislike you or whose lifestyle choices you dislike, and frankly the best way to go through life, in so many ways, is just to be able to go 'that's not my concern'.
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 03/07/2025
far be it from me to tell scientists how to do their jobs but i feel like there might be value in surveying the <365 hot dogs per year demographic
The data showed that people who ate as little as one hot dog a day when it comes to processed meats had an 11% greater risk of type 2 diabetes and a 7% increased risk of colorectal cancer than those who didn’t eat any. And drinking the equivalent of about a 12-ounce soda per day was associated with an 8% increase in type 2 diabetes risk and a 2% increased risk of ischemic heart disease.
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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 29/06/2025
We should all be disgusted by the flood of anti-Muslim remarks spewed in the aftermath of Zohran Mamdani’s victory in the NYC mayoral primary — some blatant, others latent. Shame on the members of Congress who have engaged in such bigotry and anyone who doesn’t challenge it.
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Attacks on Muslims flood mainstream after Mamdani win
Openly racist rhetoric has become normalized at the highest levels of American politics.
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Corollary: if there is a particular type of insurance for your home that's more expensive than you'd expect, you really need to prioritize that insurance.
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Lot of non-ironic "no, it's the children who are wrong" when folks here talk about the right-wing appeal to young men. Friends, it's just a fact that the right wing does a good job appealing to young men. I don't think the why/how is a particular mystery either.
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Today's LLM/AI discussion is a pretty good example of how negative polarization can make smart people take silly positions
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
To a first approximation every Evanston resident's view is that all other Evanston residents are ontologically evil. It's legitimately fascinating.
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Man, I did not love getting that e-mail.
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Stabby Duck @stabbyduck613.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Same. Lots of building will cost me money! But we gotta build.
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