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Sara Raztresen

@srazzie97.bsky.social
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Christian Witch, fantasy author, and educator both online and offline. See everywhere I cause chaos here: linktr.ee/SRazzie97

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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Screaming because the art i commissioned for my upcoming book This is My Blood is so gorgeous 😩 strawberrys.arts on TikTok / IG did amazing work!! This story follows a Polish American #witch x Greek #vampire & I love them sm 😭 #romance #books
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I keep forgetting to post here lol But if youre a cool, witchy, leftist Christian... hey 👋
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Man, BlueSky is way more normal than Threads. Lmao.
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I benched 3 reps of 100lbs today. That is all.
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Flash sale on the shop! If you wanna know more about Christian Witchcraft or get a cool Christian Witch tarot journal, they're all 15% off. www.sararaztresen.com/shop
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
So some guy Lucas Miles wrote the most ridiculous book I've read in 2025 so far, and worse, he mentioned me by name for my "bold apostasy." (AKA: using tarot cards as a Christian lmao.) What did I do in response? What I do best, of course: roasting tf out of him. youtu.be/Lpqt7_TS9Oo
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How the Church's Failure Becomes Pagans' Problem | Lucas Miles' Pagan Threat
YouTube video by Sara Raztresen
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I fight the urge to take my fuckhead pigeon and disappear into the Slovenian alps every day omg
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Today's art practice: drawing my profile picture (headshot version bc hands scare me) #art #drawing #selfportrait
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
me learning to draw bc I gotta show yall the shit in my brain and just writing doesn't really capture the exact image I see sometimes
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I had a good time out at Providence RI's #NoKings protest, repping the #dualcitizen 🇸🇮🇺🇲 flair, and a great time seeing videos of everyone else's protests after. Our country will survive and (hopefully) become better than it ever was. Lots of hope seeing so many good people.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
from "Classical Studies memes for Hellenistic teens" on FB
Plato's Cave allegory, illustrated. the shadows on the cave wall are captioned "increasingly insane and extreme positions", the prisoners labeled "internet users", the figures holding the shadow's shapes labeled "algorithms", the fire labeled "random internet users expressing their idiosyncratic beliefs". the space above the cave is labeled "literally just outside" and the philosopher freed from the chains of the physical world labeled "guy who logs off"
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🏳️‍⚧️ Demyx 🏳️‍🌈 @themyx.me · 01/06/2025
Made this meme years ago and thought I'd share it here for Wrath Month. 🏳️‍🌈🗝
A meme with the text " Gay Pride is over. We're done with that. " over the top of a picture of Sora from Kingdom Hearts, followed by the text " Now we're doing GAY WRATH " over the top of a picture of Sora in his shadowy Anti Form from Kingdom Hearts 2.
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I leave for TWO WEEKS and I come back to a re-arranged grocery store???¿?¿?¿?¿ WHY
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
"Sara, you're going to Austria in like 2 days! How are you practicing your German? Flash cards? Duolingo?" Nah. Radagast the Brown is telling me about Fasching lmao youtu.be/L_EDNuQ_vjY?...
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Die magische Tradition der Fastnacht
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I do not understand how people with fruit trees near me are letting their fruit rot on the ground. Bitch! Thems is FREE APPLES. PICK THEM??¿??¿?¿¿??
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
An anniversary worth marking. I'm sure we're going to see the very people who have trashed its legacy seek to appropriate WW2 today - so let's remember what was really fought for: peace, a more united Europe, a land fit for heroes (mark 2) and the defeat of fascism.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
A reminder that every small bit of good you do - whether it be putting art into the world, helping a friend or stranger, donating to a good cause, or just listening to someone who needs to vent - offsets all the evil in the world just a little bit. And sometimes that's just what the world needs.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Dear god let this man cook.
Pritzker: It’s time for us to be done with optimism about their motives. Time to stop wondering if you can trust the nuclear codes to people who don’t know how to organize a group chat. It’s time to stop ignoring the hypocrisy in wearing a big gold cross while announcing the defunding of children’s cancer research… Autistic kids and adults who are loving contributors to our society don’t deserve to be stigmatized by a weird nepo baby who once stashed a dead bear in his car. Our military service members don’t deserve to be told by a washed-up Fox TV commentator, who drank too much before being appointed Secretary of Defense, that they can’t serve their country simply because they are Black, gay, or a woman.
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
This is how I realize that Catholicism is just Jesus: For the Crows™ lmaoo (same tho. i also like shiny thing and bone)
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Playing story-based video games is as good as reading or watching movies. You will not change my mind.
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Happy Easter! Remember: even when all felt lost and the world seemed left in darkness, our God was never really gone. No one could've dreamed of the triumph, the light, that was to come--but it did come, and because of that, we are free. Alleluia ✨️
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
How dare all of you celebrate Christ's resurrection when every year, you foam and shout to have Him put on that very cross? Hypocrites. Murderers. Thieves and liars. You never knew or loved Jesus; if you did, you wouldn't have killed Him again and again and again. #GoodFriday #KAG
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Dr Lindsey Fitzharris @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I grew up on a diet of Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark... I swear these vines covering a lamppost in Wroclaw, Poland are straight out of my childhood nightmares.
A lamppost covered in dark vines that resemble a creature with long hair bent over. When the light is on, it looks like the head/skull is glowing.
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Kevin Rudolph's 2008 song "Let it Rock" being a Biblically inspired song (by artist admission!) yet still requiring a sex-themed rap segment to be commercially viable/in line with industry standards is an allegory for how God's message is tempered to be palatable to the world. In this essay, I will—
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Lmfao. Not to be a 💩head but... a lot of Americans are not gonna like returning to the roots of their rural ancestors. My 🇸🇮 mom grew up this way. She always said "there'll be a day where you'll be lucky to have slop." Here we are. Hope everyone likes milk rice.
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Yall gonna love today's topic. Head over to YouTube to watch me take the fattest dookie 💩 on this mess of a book lmao. (It's also on my blog if you prefer reading to listening): youtu.be/xpRPfSMCX8E #Christian #witchsky
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Self Awareness? What's That? | A Christian Witch Reviews The Sin of Empathy by Joe Rigney
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
"I respect that there are differences between Catholic & Protestant theology--" I don't. Once we move past denominations that tossed out the sacraments, we just get people fucking LARPing to the point acting like knowing the name Jesus makes them better than everyone else. Messy af.
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I finished reading The Sin of Empathy: Compassion and Its Counterfeits by some Joe Whatever. Who could've guessed it would be trash? Lmao. #Booksky #evangelical #witchsky fable.co/review/6e99b...
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Seeing some dog shit "Christian" book say that Christianity has a bad image from the underhanded efforts of PROGRESSIVE BILLIONAIRES has made me take some insane psychic damage lmao. "Progressive" and "billionaire" do not belong in the same sentence.
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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I wanna work with the libs, ok. Mostly because we need the numbers. But like… I’m REALLY gonna need you to do a few things for this to work out. 1) Stop thinking ANY of these rich people are going to save you. 2) Stop being surprised when they don’t. 3) Stop blaming us when they don’t.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
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The Blue Agenda @theblueagenda.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
There is no reason for Ring Fit Adventure to be this hard on my seasoned 5-year-gym-rat ass.
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I have never been so delighted by a Bluesky thread lmao.
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Aoife Bhreatnach @aoifeb.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
In 1942, the American President opposed censorship because books were weapons in the fight against tyranny.
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I still can't believe how perfectly this one reading of Luke 4:1-13 was in the context of the next book I'm writing with @feralsouthernmama.bsky.social , and how I never thought to look at it this way before. Church has a lot of value when run by properly educated priests lol. #Witchsky
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Holy fuck. Searching for all my tax info took me 3 hours and has wiped me OUT. That's what I get for being self employed i guess 💀
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
We need to be protesting the Democrats. Trump doesn't give a shit about us flooding the streets. He doesn't care about what we want. But Democrats, who are out here yelling at Al Green? Who have no coherent opposition to fascism? They need to know their lack of action is unacceptable.
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
My morning would be going 10000000x better if my past self hadn't bought an HP ink jet printer lmao
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Every time someone says "you just don't like 🇷🇺 bc you're 🇺🇲!" to me, an angel dies. #Ukraine #Zelenskyy
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I don't even believe hell is where people go, but I still hope Trump gets the hottest fucking seat in it. Rancid piece of shit.
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
You may think students are the most excited about spring break, but in fact, as Professor, I am CHOMPING AT THE BIT FOR IT (I'm so tired of waking up so early pls 😭)
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
It's time for a new eggplant dish. I love eggplants for power, wealth, abundance, expansion, all that—because to me, that purple color and that nightshade quality scream Jupiter and Fire. If you like eggplant, check this dish out! #Witchsky #cooking www.sararaztresen.com/post/greek-m...
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Greek Moussaka (Eggplant Lasagna) for Wealth, Power, and Protection | Sara's Kitchen Witchcraft
Once again, we visit the Mediterranean—but not in the way we know best.Jump to Recipe | Jump to Witchcraft So, I was about to make a totally different dish this week. I was thinking of chicken alfredo...
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Gabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Sure hope so. (art by Dave Tarnowski)
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Meanwhile my entire yard and driveway is a sheet of pure ice 🥲 #newengland
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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
By “pagan satanic cultist” they just mean “black”.
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Current mood
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Sara Raztresen @srazzie97.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Oh my God I'm finally (sort of) recovered. That was the stupidest flu on earth holy shit
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