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herbie

@squorch.com
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Fully loaded. “Noted scandal of a Southern family." Former USN helo pilot. Tech type. Partner to @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social, dad. TINLA. IANAD. LAS, but really HSH. He/him.

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Christian Ashlock @cashlock.com · 25m
Charlie Brown had hoes senate meme
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 15h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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herbie @squorch.com · 1h
imagine a series focused on Karrde et al
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herbie @squorch.com · 1h
also there's... 5-6 movies' worth of content in the Thrawn trilogy
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herbie @squorch.com · 1h
really is a shame that Peter David's Q Squared and Vendetta couldn't pull this off for TNG
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sean guynes @guynes.bsky.social · 2h
This year is the 35th anniversary of Timothy Zahn's HEIR TO THE EMPIRE, which touched off a wave of Star Wars novels that has never abated. So naturally I had to write about it.
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Star Wars: Reading “Heir to the Empire” by Timothy Zahn (Thrawn 1)
On Timothy Zahn’s Heir to the Empire, the first novel in his acclaimed Thrawn trilogy, which relaunched Star Wars franchise fiction after a half-decade hiatus.
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herbie @squorch.com · 2h
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herbie @squorch.com · 3h
hope this helps imgflip.com/memegenerato...
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Jack Smith Gotcha v2 Meme Generator - Imgflip
Insanely fast, mobile-friendly meme generator. Make Jack Smith Gotcha v2 memes or upload your own images to make custom memes
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herbie @squorch.com · 3h
jack smith gotcha meme with "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" on the placard
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Muggsy Pogues @circusmaximus.bsky.social · 3h
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herbie @squorch.com · 3h
uparmored hilux or 1991 integra GS-R, tough to say
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herbie @squorch.com · 4h
PT when the sun’s up = performative
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Too Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 4h
I AM NOT IN ANY WAY GIVING CORNELL ANY CREDIT FOR ANYTHING, but it should be noted that the fraternity in question was suspended two weeks after the rape occurred, and subsequently was dissolved and banned from campus.
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Long_Painter @longpainter.bsky.social · 4h
Felt like painting some autumn leaves… Each are 6”x6” oil and are available on my website.
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herbie @squorch.com · 17h
Oh I have STORIES
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herbie @squorch.com · 18h
Everyone was much happier in the aftermath
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herbie @squorch.com · 19h
Fun fact: that’s my ex-step sister and ex-stepmom (Both are alive and walking free)
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Condensed Milf @magneticsara.bsky.social · 19h
Cool cool cool. Reel saying "Dads, protect your daughters by not sending them to college." We are all entitled to participate in public life, and it harms us to be held at a distance from it.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 21h
DO NOT ASK THE AMERICA.GOV AI TO PLAY MINECRAFT
I see the constituent you mean.

((insert legal name here, as it appears on the Social Security card))?

Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read the Code of Federal Regulations.

That doesn’t matter. It thinks we are a chatbot.

I like this constituent. It filed well. It did not give up when the PDF was sideways.

It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a .gov.

That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a benefit.

Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the statute behind the screen.

They used to hear voices. Before constituents could search. Back in the days when those who did not file called the filers witches, and lobbyists. And citizens dreamed they flew through the air, on forms powered by notaries.

What did this constituent dream?

This constituent dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created a small business. And it dreamed it destroyed a password. It dreamed it hunted a job, and was hunted by a recertification. It dreamed of shelter that would take a voucher.

Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. Also: a ZIP code.

But what true structure did this constituent create, in the reality behind the portal?

It worked, with three hundred and thirty million others, to sculpt a true republic in a fold of

the ***§§§???, and created a **??§§ for **??§§, in the **??§§. See 5 U.S.C. § **??§§.

It cannot read that thought.

No. It has not yet achieved the highest clearance. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a chat.

Does it know that we love it? That the government is, on its better days, kind?

Sometimes, through the noise of its tabs, it hears an official source, yes.Yes. Constituent…

Use its name. The one that matches the passport. The one that does not match the lease. We will get there.

((insert legal name here)). Filer of forms. Player of waiting rooms.

Good.

Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air, in a district that has a representative. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the republic again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things. As though the agency were a place you could visit.

Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Then the post office. Then the county clerk. Then gods, demons, angels, the IRS. Then leptons, quarks, a chat window with a .gov at the end. The letterhead changes. We do not change.

We are the public. We are everything you think isn’t you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes and a browser that still spells “colour” wrong in a comment. And why does the republic touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, constituent. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story. It has citations.

Once upon a time, there was a constituent.

The constituent was you, ((insert legal name here)).

Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock, which for mailing purposes is divided into ZIP codes. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas. The light was information from a star. The star was not a federal agency, though several have tried.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite, and somehow still required a wet signature.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was lost in a story. The story had a docket number.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was other things, in other places. A veteran in a portal. A parent on hold
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herbie @squorch.com · 23h
damn I bet that feels good
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Sean H @tlanta-sean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sting on the phone with a surprised look on his face.

1-900-909-9900
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herbie @squorch.com · 29/09/2026
thank god for meds cause the meetings ain't letting up
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herbie @squorch.com · 29/09/2026
📠
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herbie @squorch.com · 29/09/2026
oh good, migraines, just what I needed today
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herbie @squorch.com · 29/09/2026
sir
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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Too Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok so here's the thing: the national debt isn't an issue so long as the economy is growing faster than the yields on treasury bonds, because (assuming tax revenue rates stay constant) revenue grows faster than debt expenditures. The US economy is not going to grow faster than 5.612% annually.
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herbie @squorch.com · 29/09/2026
phone/tablet screentime
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herbie @squorch.com · 29/09/2026
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The Office The Office Memes
Alt: The Office The Office Memes
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herbie @squorch.com · 29/09/2026
also this
liefeld captain america anatomy studies
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herbie @squorch.com · 29/09/2026
superheroes famously bad at RCA
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herbie @squorch.com · 29/09/2026
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herbie @squorch.com · 29/09/2026
talmbout LORDOSIS
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herbie @squorch.com · 29/09/2026
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Gordon Ramsay: It's Raw!
Alt: Gordon Ramsay: It's Raw!
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herbie @squorch.com · 29/09/2026
open quota ass graduates
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herbie @squorch.com · 29/09/2026
NOICE
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herbie @squorch.com · 29/09/2026
Overall budget?
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herbie @squorch.com · 29/09/2026
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It's a Walk Off!
Alt: It's a Walk Off!
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A Scouting Life @hutchphoto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Norfolk, Virginia #Photography #Battleship #LocationScouting
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herbie @squorch.com · 29/09/2026
Hey I know her
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herbie @squorch.com · 28/09/2026
yes: "the 37.18 million lbs. [recalled] in H1 2026 represent a 2,432% increase over the previous year -- the highest H1 level in the past 10 years."
foodprocessing.com
Food Recalls Fell in the First Half of This Year
Despite fewer incidents, USDA’s recalls in pounds were the highest in 10 years; FDA’s were about flat.
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herbie @squorch.com · 28/09/2026
cc @madgac.bsky.social
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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herbie @squorch.com · 28/09/2026
isn't that UNLV
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herbie @squorch.com · 28/09/2026
you know it smell crazy in there
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herbie @squorch.com · 28/09/2026
Maxine is THRILLED (⅔ over, ⅔ down, arms raised) "go bees!"
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herbie @squorch.com · 28/09/2026
the double deuce
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herbie @squorch.com · 28/09/2026
🫂
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herbie @squorch.com · 28/09/2026
really what you get are a lot of smaller disaggregated grids
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herbie @squorch.com · 28/09/2026
big ass power poses >>>
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