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Squirrel Haggard

@squirrelhaggard.bsky.social
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Folks really love dirt in the midwest
The back of a white Chevrolet Silverado pickup truck driving down the road, the truck has a custom license plate which reads "Dirt Fan". While the photographer is not part of the picture, it is understood that the photographer is incredibly handsome.
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Same! I sort of figured that for as much as it sticks out that it would have been an easy target for a hawk or cat or something.
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Since this is getting a bunch of likes from randos, here's a better pic of this bird that I took at my old apartment. This guy and his flock have been coming to my feeder since last summer.
A house sparrow with mostly white feathers sits on the edge of a brown pot.
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The leucistic sparrow and his flock from my old place found my new place!!!!!
A house sparrow with mostly white feathers sits on a black railing.
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
(I haven't named the brown tummy boys individually because there are 3 or 4 of them that run together and I can't tell them apart)
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Success! One of the brown tummy boys found the new spot today!
A fox squirrel standing up on his back legs with his arms folded into his chest, looking toward the incredibly handsome photographer expectantly as he waits for a treat to be tossed out to him.
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Stopped by to visit Trina 1 again today, brought her a few walnuts to bury, everyone else was laying low because it's supposed to storm soon, but Trina 1 has kids to feed so she's out hustling
A fox squirrel stands in n a sidewalk next to a walnut, looking curiously at the devastatingly handsome human photographer
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I also spotted my favorite flock of sparrows by the old place so I left a trail of seed to hopefully lead them over.
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I did a few more laps around the neighborhood and I'm pretty sure that the Brown Tummy Boys (neighborhood scurry) are close to the new spot. Still need to track down Tricky and Chicken and then figure out if Trina 2 can be coaxed away from my old neighbor's porch.
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ran into Trina 1 working on a nest probably
A curious fox squirrel looks toward the camera with a mouthful of freshly forged leaves
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Found Rocky still hanging around the old place
A handsome black squirrel stands upright in a patch of grass
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is that the astrology of why your butt keeps showing up on my screen? 😘
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
HA! Oh geez, not at all! 😳 Just meant from a more general interest standpoint... I'd be a hypocrite to throw such shade with this mess in my chart
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Big Libra folks cover too much ground for the algos to narrow down.
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Walked around the block at my old apartment a couple of times today to try to get my favorite squirrels to follow me to the new place.
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Getting multiball in pinball is a lot more fun in theory than it is in practice
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There are a lot more night bugs than a person realizes
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A friend of mine unfriended everyone, and knowing that the algorithm would suggest that his friends re-friend him, changed his bio to this:
A facebook bio that reads "I am here for Bachelor Nation watch parties and Marketplace. Do not friend me."
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"I don't think moving will be all that bad" says idiot with four closets filled to the brim with the relics of abandoned hobbies.
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It's been so cloudy lately that for a minute there I thought that the streetlight at the late night taco spot was the moon
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I've lived in my apartment for 14 years and always thought that the hood light above the stove just didn't work. A couple weeks ago I decided to try to put in a new bulb and wouldn't you know it lit right up. Anyway, I'm moving out this weekend.
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Is it just me or are butterflies getting huge lately
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Give him some peanuts and leave him alone!
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Jupiter in Leo treats!
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memento lessi @itsrealkeenan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
diagram showing the eyes receiving visual data (the abbreviation "USMNT") and the brain's output of the same data ("United States Mutant Ninja Turtles")
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Mars/Uranus conjunction ruled by retrograde Mercury in video form
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
If you show your room key at the Space Denny's they'll give you 10% off of your meal.
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
A caterpillar climbed onto my shoe this morning and then just hung out there for the entirety of my 8 mile walk. I wonder what it thought about everything.
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Lotta folks putting their ratty old couches on marketplace with "mid century modern" in the description thinking they're gonna get 2-3 hundo. Where I come from that's called a porch couch. When it's time to get rid of a porch couch you move it to the curb so that someone else can have a porch couch.
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Fanatics' entire business model was built upon this one baseball card.
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Chill night at one of my regular spots last night. The evening wound down and there were only 3 people in the bar, all named Josh. Bartender's name was Trinity. Dunno what the universe was up to, but we all had a nice chuckle.
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
A photo of Marge Simpson holding a potato with the caption "I just think they're neat!" An image of the popular bird the "Blue-Gray Gnatcatcher" has been hastily edited on top of the potato in order to imply that Marge is now referring to the bird with her comment of "I just think they're neat!"
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Spotted some Blue Gray Gnatcatchers on my hike today, didn't know we had 'em around here but now I love them. Just look at these brows
A small round bird with a white tummy and blue-gray back, a short black beak, black wing tips and tail, a beady eye staring straight into your soul, and eyebrows that express extreme disappointment in whatever you are saying, doing, or thinking at the moment. The bird is sitting calmly upon a small twig.
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
If there's an oak tree on your street it actually is legal according to tree law to throw the acorns at cars that drive too fast.
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
If you go I hope you like it. I had never heard of her but went because I knew the opener and had a great time. Kinda bedroom pop+00's indie vibes and pipes for days.
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
and if any of the 7 people who will see this post happen to have a chance to go see her sing at one of these places on one of these days then I hope that you will do so
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Don't really do this sort of thing like I used to since I've been almost entirely anon on social media for a number of years with minimal following, BUT, I just saw a singer called Al Olender who has a truly amazing voice and put on such a fun live show
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Left a pretty toxic job that I had been stuck in for many years: S. Node conj natal Uranus by 4 min Mars conj natal Venus by 33 min Mars sextile natal Mars by 2 min Neptune sq natal Mars by 47 min Uranus opp natal Moon by 57 min Saturn trine natal Mercury by 1 min Venus sq natal MC by 18 min
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Just looked up the time I was hit by a car while I was bicycling and there are a bunch of aspects Jupiter trine Natal Uranus by 5 min Saturn sextile natal Uranus by 24 min Venus conj natal Mercury by 8 min Venus sq natal nodes by 6 min Sun sextile natal Venus by 28 min Sun trine natal Mars by 50 min
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Everyone is trying to memorize the rap part of TLC's Waterfalls
A screenshot of the music video for popular 1990's hit song "Waterfalls" by TLC from the popular website Youtube. The time bar of the video shows the most replayed part of the video, and there is a noticeable spike in replays of the section of video where the song goes to a bridge that contains a rapped verse. The video is screenshotted at the moment where the caption reads, "I seen a rainbow yesterday" which is famously the first line of the rap part of Waterfalls. It is also implied that the capturer of the screenshot is incredibly handsome and charming.
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Once upon a time myself and some local has-beens and never-weres had a regular sandlot-style pickup game. This happened to me in one of those games, and w/in 30 seconds of the air leaving my lungs someone shoved a cigarette into my mouth and a beer into my hand. Got me back up and running real quick
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Yeesh, this is intense. Sending good thoughts your way.
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
How about that midwest weather, one day it's cold and windy and the next day it's also cold and windy but there's also a lil earthquake
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
"Would you like to remember this browser?" "✅ Yes" "Alas, just as one can never cross the same river twice, a browser is an ever-shifting splendor, and changes form with every click and keystroke. Thus one can never log in with the same browser twice. You will be prompted for 2FA each time." "Oh ok"
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Ha, same, like if they think I'm not gonna manually type sSfiWvwo_euEVlsedilvSLenwleiSei and painstakingly ensure that the caps/lowercase are spot on to prevent them from getting this one tiny data point, then they've got another thing coming
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I accidentally bought an 8-pack of bananas instead of a 7-pack this week and I've completely lost my sense of what day of the week it is.
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
brb blowing kisses to the moon
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Actually today is the 7th anniversary of that compliment
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Your bladder capacity is really impressive
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Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Don't invite me to the party unless this is the vibe
An empty parking lot in the dark on a foggy night, with street lights that are glowing in a haunting manner. In the distance a house adorned with Christmas lights is faintly visible, with the colored lights having a fuzzy appearance due to the fog. A crisp white picket fence in front of a modest home with three illuminated windows cuts through the fuzz and fog, while the silhouette of a brittle silver maple looks along the right edge of the photo. It is understood by the viewer that the photographer is devastatingly handsome.
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