Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The leucistic sparrow and his flock from my old place found my new place!!!!! 3226
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Walked around the block at my old apartment a couple of times today to try to get my favorite squirrels to follow me to the new place. 130
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Getting multiball in pinball is a lot more fun in theory than it is in practice 010
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026There are a lot more night bugs than a person realizes 000
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 18/08/2026"I don't think moving will be all that bad" says idiot with four closets filled to the brim with the relics of abandoned hobbies. 000
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 15/08/2026It's been so cloudy lately that for a minute there I thought that the streetlight at the late night taco spot was the moon 000
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I've lived in my apartment for 14 years and always thought that the hood light above the stove just didn't work. A couple weeks ago I decided to try to put in a new bulb and wouldn't you know it lit right up. Anyway, I'm moving out this weekend. 020
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Is it just me or are butterflies getting huge lately 000
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Give him some peanuts and leave him alone! 000
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Mars/Uranus conjunction ruled by retrograde Mercury in video form 000
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 02/07/2026If you show your room key at the Space Denny's they'll give you 10% off of your meal. 000
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 14/06/2026A caterpillar climbed onto my shoe this morning and then just hung out there for the entirety of my 8 mile walk. I wonder what it thought about everything. 000
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Lotta folks putting their ratty old couches on marketplace with "mid century modern" in the description thinking they're gonna get 2-3 hundo. Where I come from that's called a porch couch. When it's time to get rid of a porch couch you move it to the curb so that someone else can have a porch couch. 040
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Chill night at one of my regular spots last night. The evening wound down and there were only 3 people in the bar, all named Josh. Bartender's name was Trinity. Dunno what the universe was up to, but we all had a nice chuckle. 000
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Spotted some Blue Gray Gnatcatchers on my hike today, didn't know we had 'em around here but now I love them. Just look at these brows 100
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Don't really do this sort of thing like I used to since I've been almost entirely anon on social media for a number of years with minimal following, BUT, I just saw a singer called Al Olender who has a truly amazing voice and put on such a fun live show 110
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Everyone is trying to memorize the rap part of TLC's Waterfalls 010
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Once upon a time myself and some local has-beens and never-weres had a regular sandlot-style pickup game. This happened to me in one of those games, and w/in 30 seconds of the air leaving my lungs someone shoved a cigarette into my mouth and a beer into my hand. Got me back up and running real quick 000
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 01/03/2026How about that midwest weather, one day it's cold and windy and the next day it's also cold and windy but there's also a lil earthquake 000
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 15/02/2026"Would you like to remember this browser?" "✅ Yes" "Alas, just as one can never cross the same river twice, a browser is an ever-shifting splendor, and changes form with every click and keystroke. Thus one can never log in with the same browser twice. You will be prompted for 2FA each time." "Oh ok" 010
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 18/01/2026I accidentally bought an 8-pack of bananas instead of a 7-pack this week and I've completely lost my sense of what day of the week it is. 000
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Your bladder capacity is really impressive 120
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 25/12/2025It's so foggy and the night is so still and all the lights look weird and fuzzy, I went on a long ass walk and it was some of the most liminal shit ever 110
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 25/12/2025I'm very much "playing with fire" with the way I just precariously placed a pot of soup in the fridge 010
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Hey don't throw away that Cool Whip container, yeah, it's actually a family heirloom, I'm the third generation to use it as tupperware. 010
Reposted by Squirrel Haggard rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/12/2025MOON GO LOOK AT MOON 101837
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I was blessed by the 11/11 portal today (nobody else was using the laundry room when I wanted to do laundry) 010
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 06/11/2025The ABS light on my car has been coming on sporadically for a couple months/few thousand miles. Kinda figured it was just a loose wire or an old sensor acting up, something low-stakes. Took it to the shop today for other routine stuff and asked them to check it out. 100
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 02/11/2025I saw this perfect autumn leaf the other day 020
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 28/10/2025The 16th inning commentary about glistening fruit is like the weird secret track hidden behind 15 minutes of silence at the end of a CD. 000
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 20/10/2025At the bar of a fancy steak place, the rando next to me asked the bartender for a side of au jus. I mentioned to him that au jus is loaded with electrolytes and good for athletic performance. He bought me one of the nicest glasses of scotch I've ever had and then avoided speaking with me any more. 010
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 13/10/2025My caterpillar scarfed down a bunch of leaves for a couple weeks but went into hiding a few days ago. (Power rangers voice) It's pupin' time! 000
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Been a lil out of the baseball loop the last couple seasons, but sure do feel for that Phillies pitcher. 100
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Got pupusas for lunch and forgot that they come with a side of 2-hour nap, and now it's almost time to have supper and then it will be time for bed. 000
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Last night I saw a youth riding a lime scooter with an upside down 5-gallon bucket set up as a seat, like a makeshift moped. Very clever, probably dangerous, very jealous that I had never thought of it. 000
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Ran into a friend who's a bug expert yesterday, told him about the caterpillar that I found and put into a jar with sticks and leaves and such, he got real excited and said "dude, I bet it's totally gonna pupate!" 000
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Moon looks great tonight and when I went out for a walk everyone seemed to be having a nice time. 000
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 02/09/2025I think my balcony has become a singles bar for cardinals. I may have just witnessed a young couple get engaged via sunflower seed. 000
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Showed up to brunch with grocery store sushi, a bag of doritos, and a bouquet 010
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 01/09/2025I have arrived at this grocery store with good intentions but bad ideas. 020
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 16/08/2025I think some of the sparrows outside have figured out how to gently bump against my window to get my attention when the bird food is empty. 000
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 16/08/2025(hot in here voice): "It's calming down in here, so sit down and relax" 000
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Launched a snot rocket from my balcony and almost hit a dove. Is this an omen? 000
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 09/08/2025slept through a storm and the tornado sirens (again) 000
Squirrel Haggard @squirrelhaggard.bsky.social · 02/08/2025"Do you ever go home and just lay on the floor for a while?" "Yes! Literally all the time!" 000
Reposted by Squirrel Haggard Ben (Bee) Kahn @benkahncomics.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Please enjoy this turtle being given the gift of speed, and immediately using it to chase a kitty 302566826
