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Jtgooner

@squimbynurox.bsky.social
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Lifelong gooner, occasional vlogger, eternal optimist

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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The level of cheating was unprecedented Got to be a precedent set some where.
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orwelldell.bsky.social @orwelldell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Walid Arsenal @1walid1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Best punishment would be if they are docked 114 points (3 x 38 games - not per charge) for their next 9 premier league seasons. So everytime they’re relegated and come back up they start the PL season on -114.
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Always The Arsenal @alwaysthearsenal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All of this is true, but it also extends to this season. City, told they’d been found guilty, chucked another £450m into their squad; we had to sell Martinelli to generate income. We are trying to retain a title against the biggest cheats in history with a less-deep squad because we didn’t cheat.
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@tuesdayclub.bsky.social @amylawrence.bsky.social @adrianjclarke.bsky.social @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social Can we not relegate #MCFC until we know if Spurs are staying up or guaranteed relegation? I don’t want the sky blues taking their spot
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@tuesdayclub.bsky.social that moment you realise the teams you will soon be playing don’t have merch or tv cameras for your “banter” pranks
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my mayor
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Has Jamie O’HaHa got a tattoo of himself on his neck?
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What’s that weird noise coming out of BBC studios? Nope it’s not #JoshWiddicombe It’s the “Celebrity” barrel being scraped
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When did Alan Bennet get the #StrictlyComeDancing gig?
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Any Gooners wondering what’s happens. I’ve put Raya in my dream team this week.
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hannah🏴‍☠️ @hanahcc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Spurs are so bad that Villa finally won a game and Villa are so bad that Spurs scored their first two goals of the season
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Jason 🌻 @gotalightboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We can see you sneaking out.
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Life Sucks Wear A Helmet @themattshow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Spurs
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Ryan Gosling's Hilarious Laugh
ALT: Ryan Gosling's Hilarious Laugh
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Rob Kenton @robkenton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Commentator names Spurs next difficult fixtures. Man Utd Leeds Chelsea Coventry Who do they want to fucking play.
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Wayne @gunner75.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Imagine spending all that money to actually get worse 😂😂
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Maddison turning his back so as not to mess up his hair. Big girls blouse. Absolute banger from buendia. Dear oh dear #Tottenham. This is what happens when you wish for your team to lose. The universe listens, you get what you want but pay it back with interest #FaustianPact
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is there a fire drill in Tottenham
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Look like #Chelsea bought the wrong #Villa Goalie!! How long are his kicks #TOTAVL
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@tuesdayclub.bsky.social @amylawrence.bsky.social @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social @adrianjclarke.bsky.social 🎵he’s scored more than you, he’s scored more than you, Tottenham Hotspur Max’s scored more than you🎵
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I remember being able to explain the offside rule using whatever condiment pots were lying on a table. Now I need slide rulers and a ready reckoner
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@amylawrence.bsky.social @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social @adrianjclarke.bsky.social Jay nailing it here, the two big calls both easy to get right were both got wrong. And list to Dermot trying to cover for his mates “loss of focus” www.reddit.com/r/Manchester...
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From the ManchesterUnited community on Reddit: Jay Bothroyd Calling out Howard Webb & Dermot Gallagher over the Man Utd VAR incident
Explore this post and more from the ManchesterUnited community
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I thought playing myself in the crime watch reconstruction would be a genius way to avoid detection, until I started making corrections to the script...
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@alandaviescomic.bsky.social @tuesdayclub.bsky.social a Bruno anagram is “A rumor Begins”
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now.arsenal @nowarsenal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
🚨 Gabriel Martinelli scored a brilliant 32’ minute hat-trick for Al Hilal as they thrash Al Taawoun this evening.
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Getting good at this predicting lark
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🎬Lisa Clemens🎬 @sluglines55.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I was sat on the train toilet today when some bloke knocked on the door and said “can i see your ticket please?” “not right now mate” i shouted i'm having a poo!” “i don't believe you” he said, "Can you pass it under the door?” “No problem” i replied “the yellow bits are sweetcorn.”
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And all whilst Chelsea had to bring on their big guns to get past Leeds 2nd string. #Levels
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bank
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Kem on Weakest Link: 'I Don't Have a Clue, Pass'
ALT: Kem on Weakest Link: 'I Don't Have a Clue, Pass'
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Adam was a lucky bastard eh? I mean..surely he and Eve had to experiment to find which hole made the baby right?..
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Prashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Leo Trossard was in attendance at Arsenal stadium today... via. afcvisuals (IG)
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Rohan Patel @gunnerohan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Man said 'Lions tamed'! 👋🏽🦁🤣
Konsa putting West London's finest in their place.
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wazakun.bsky.social @wazakun.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Make no mistake, Chelsea were good today. The best I've seen them. Arsenal were just a level maybe be 2 levels above that. Best I've seen seen us. I think we can be better. #ARSCHE
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Prashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Haha tell them King Kai 👑
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When you have to do what you’re producers tell you to remain employed
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now.arsenal @nowarsenal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Arsenal fans sing to Morgan Rogers after he is substituted: “You should have signed for a big club…”
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Not a bad double
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Cincy Gooners @cincinnatigooners.com · 06/09/2026
Evergreen.
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sky sports giving Alonso a way out saying he’s missing caicedo and Enzo Jesus h Christ do they not have enough players? They were the ones who chose to sign Henderson and Welbeck #ARSCHE
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Daily Cannon @dailycannon.com · 06/09/2026
"It hurts" Xabi Alonso. "It was a tight game". lol no it wasn't.
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Daley AF(C) @daleyafc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Cole Palmer cuts his hair with a spoon. Pass it on.
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hair like a picnic basket lid
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fun game, mainly because Chelsea didn’t park the bus like every other team that comes to Emirates. Morgan Rodgers was crap btw, did nothing but score a shinner. Lovely 3 points.
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
And suddenly no one is talking about Tzolis having a bad game against Villa #ARSCHE
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hate to say but we’ve dropped since Gyok and Merino have come on. Would have like to see Bruno. #ARSCHE
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My nerves can’t take this. We’re giving the ball away too much #ARSCHE
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
And the haircut of a picnic basket lid
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When is something going to be done about Fofana’s cheating #ARSCHE
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My wife has left me for the milkman. And now I’m getting piles sitting in the front step waiting for him to pick me up.
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