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Jtgooner

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Lifelong gooner, occasional vlogger, eternal optimist

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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 19h
I really hope their punishment doesn’t keep the other lot up.
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 19h
Moves up to 18th. That’s hilarious #MUNTOT
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 23h
He desperately didn’t want to award us anything until Bruno came in.
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Met (C) 🏆 @afcmet.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What a photo 😍
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 23h
When he mangled “a story as old as time itself” was a personal favourite
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
But I thought Odegaard was being poor #TNT
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I just wish our players would shoot. #ARSLEE
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wearing red and he’s sent off
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fletcher on TNT sports saying Leeds giving us a test, am I watching a different game. Seems Arsenal have be penning Leeds in and they’ve had a couple of breakaway chances. #ARSLEE
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Paul Tierney desperate not to give #Arsenal free kicks today #ARSLEE
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The Tuesday Club @tuesdayclub.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes to all your thoughts
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The level of cheating was unprecedented Got to be a precedent set some where.
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orwelldell.bsky.social @orwelldell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Walid Arsenal @1walid1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Best punishment would be if they are docked 114 points (3 x 38 games - not per charge) for their next 9 premier league seasons. So everytime they’re relegated and come back up they start the PL season on -114.
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Always The Arsenal @alwaysthearsenal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All of this is true, but it also extends to this season. City, told they’d been found guilty, chucked another £450m into their squad; we had to sell Martinelli to generate income. We are trying to retain a title against the biggest cheats in history with a less-deep squad because we didn’t cheat.
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
God I can’t stand Jim Whites smug face, even in theat thumbnail it makes me want to throw my phone out of the window. Someone who knows he jumped ship at Sky to make more money being a sh1t wind up merchant on a terrible radio station.
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@tuesdayclub.bsky.social @amylawrence.bsky.social @adrianjclarke.bsky.social @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social Can we not relegate #MCFC until we know if Spurs are staying up or guaranteed relegation? I don’t want the sky blues taking their spot
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@tuesdayclub.bsky.social that moment you realise the teams you will soon be playing don’t have merch or tv cameras for your “banter” pranks
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not if they’re relegated with enough points that they start from a position where they can’t think about promotion until they’ve landed in league 2
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sportswashing we all knew was happening except fifa, uefa, the FA and everyone else that was making money off of City
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Big” fine and a suspended points deduction.
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my mayor
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Has Jamie O’HaHa got a tattoo of himself on his neck?
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What’s that weird noise coming out of BBC studios? Nope it’s not #JoshWiddicombe It’s the “Celebrity” barrel being scraped
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When did Alan Bennet get the #StrictlyComeDancing gig?
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Any Gooners wondering what’s happens. I’ve put Raya in my dream team this week.
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hannah🏴‍☠️ @hanahcc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Spurs are so bad that Villa finally won a game and Villa are so bad that Spurs scored their first two goals of the season
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Jason 🌻 @gotalightboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We can see you sneaking out.
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Life Sucks Wear A Helmet @themattshow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Spurs
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Ryan Gosling's Hilarious Laugh
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Rob Kenton @robkenton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Commentator names Spurs next difficult fixtures. Man Utd Leeds Chelsea Coventry Who do they want to fucking play.
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Wayne @gunner75.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Imagine spending all that money to actually get worse 😂😂
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Maddison turning his back so as not to mess up his hair. Big girls blouse. Absolute banger from buendia. Dear oh dear #Tottenham. This is what happens when you wish for your team to lose. The universe listens, you get what you want but pay it back with interest #FaustianPact
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is there a fire drill in Tottenham
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Looks like Chelsea bought the wrong villa keeper.
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Looks like Chelsea bought the wrong villa keeper.
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Looks like Chelsea bought the wrong villa keeper.
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Looks like Chelsea bought the wrong villa keeper.
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Look like #Chelsea bought the wrong #Villa Goalie!! How long are his kicks #TOTAVL
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@tuesdayclub.bsky.social @amylawrence.bsky.social @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social @adrianjclarke.bsky.social 🎵he’s scored more than you, he’s scored more than you, Tottenham Hotspur Max’s scored more than you🎵
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So much shit
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I remember being able to explain the offside rule using whatever condiment pots were lying on a table. Now I need slide rulers and a ready reckoner
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I remember being able to explain the offside rule using whatever condiment pots were lying on a table. Now I need slide rulers and a ready reckoner
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@amylawrence.bsky.social @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social @adrianjclarke.bsky.social Jay nailing it here, the two big calls both easy to get right were both got wrong. And list to Dermot trying to cover for his mates “loss of focus” www.reddit.com/r/Manchester...
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From the ManchesterUnited community on Reddit: Jay Bothroyd Calling out Howard Webb & Dermot Gallagher over the Man Utd VAR incident
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I thought playing myself in the crime watch reconstruction would be a genius way to avoid detection, until I started making corrections to the script...
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@alandaviescomic.bsky.social @tuesdayclub.bsky.social a Bruno anagram is “A rumor Begins”
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now.arsenal @nowarsenal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
🚨 Gabriel Martinelli scored a brilliant 32’ minute hat-trick for Al Hilal as they thrash Al Taawoun this evening.
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Getting good at this predicting lark
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🎬Lisa Clemens🎬 @sluglines55.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I was sat on the train toilet today when some bloke knocked on the door and said “can i see your ticket please?” “not right now mate” i shouted i'm having a poo!” “i don't believe you” he said, "Can you pass it under the door?” “No problem” i replied “the yellow bits are sweetcorn.”
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Jtgooner @squimbynurox.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And all whilst Chelsea had to bring on their big guns to get past Leeds 2nd string. #Levels
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