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Macho 🇨🇾

@machogrande1.bsky.social
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Gooner, WWE, F1, NFL. In pursuit of justice, integrity & a better golf swing.

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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 8h
LW Saka incoming 😎
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 21h
How fucking stupid are Newcastle fans? How do they look at the state of LIV Golf (alongside other failing PIF investments) and think: “Yeah, I absolutely trust those guys with an unlimited bankroll to run my football club.” Morons
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Some of the chat on the other platform is excruciatingly painful. People don’t understand the difference between personal wealth & private equity. The argument for unlimited spending seems to be: “It doesn’t matter if the owner pulls the funding, we’ll sell to another billionaire”
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Start gathering up all the books in the world, shine them up real nice, turn them sideways and fucking lob the lot at Manchester City. Fuck em
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🎙️Perspective of the Enemy🎙️ Justice will be served Hammering City Playing devils advocate Fuck Chelsea as well Roadhouse open.spotify.com/episode/60Qo...
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Justice will be served
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The impact of City’s alleged cheating is genuinely immeasurable Every player signed, every goal scored, every point accumulated, every sponsorship deal agreed, every new fan acquired, every trophy won. All of it came at someone else’s expense. No punishment could ever truly account for the damage
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s never a penalty.
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
MLS is a bit of a liability in MF. Hes got a lot of developing to do..
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In the history of the cosmos, has any institution ever been wrongly accused of 115 separate cases of alleged misconduct? Come on now Citeh
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
FWIW, I don’t think the Juve chat it remotely comparable They were relegated for lobbying refereeing designators, not bribery. Ultimately, They tried to influence the outcome of games using “friendly” referees across 2 seasons City have illegally influenced the outcomes of EVERY game for 10 years
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So what do we do now? Are teams supposed to turn up for work against Man City & pretend like nothing has happened? You wouldn’t sit across the table from Bernie Madoff in 2008 and go: “right then lads, business as usual”
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not sure I’d be sending Dowman out on loan but if we are, we should prioritise Serie A. He’s not gonna get his legs broken by some oaf in Italy…. It’s a bit slower, but still tactical & technical (& it’ll be great life experience for him)
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is why Pep didn’t fancy Cole Palmer. Hes a sunshine footballer. Hes not cut out for high intensity, high pressure, high stakes football week in week out.
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Imagine Saka had this exact same chance on the other flank? I know where that ball is ending up.
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh, and in addition to the below: Saka is still playing on the wrong wing!!
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Didn’t see any of the game because I’ve been away in Marbella playing golf (humblebrag) But I reckon I can guess exactly what that game looked like without Saliba & with Rice @ 6 against a super aggressive high press.
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This Gyokeres performance is actually quite sad. Even in his shittest games, he always looked like he wanted to be out there. Tonight, he’s moving like a man who doesn’t want to be on a football pitch..
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Merino is a ridiculous footballer. One minute he looks like he’s wandered onto the pitch by accident, the next he’s dropping shoulders like a prime Busquets
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Carling Cup R3 is my favourite fixture on the calendar. 90 minutes of football where I don’t give a single fuck about the outcome. Low stress, pure vibes. Lovley stuff
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Max Dowman puts grown men on their arses without touching the ball. He does them with the eyes. Thats not a skill you see very often.
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
United fans will take this JJ Gabriel news as damning indictment of the club (& understandably so perhaps) But the youth market is all kinds of carnage at the minute. Huge fees, huge money, huge incentives are being dished out. It needs more regulation imo…
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🎙️Persepctive of the Enemy🎙️ Flying Solo. The cluster fuck derby Foden red card Why Haaland’s goal was given Talksport refereeing Chelsea are an unserious team Liverpool and Barcola open.spotify.com/episode/1oND...
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Flying Solo
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The weekends football discussion will be dominated by referees. It’s exactly what that big bald stiff idiot Howard Webb wants
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Carrick is toast. He’ll do well to last the season
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Honestly, PGMOL genuinely believe they’re part of the reason the PL is promoted as the best league in the world They think they’re part of the show & Michael Oliver is a perfect example. No time to think or consult VAR, It’s a snap red card that puts him front and centre
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m doubling down on my DeZerbi take. He’s a weird guy, a shit communicator & a bit of a prick. I fully expected him to lob players under the bus when things started going wrong, I didn’t expect it a few weeks in. He’ll be gone by the end of the season
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Somewhere there’s an alternate boxing TL where Connor Benn is actually good. A fighter who came up through the levels properly, a fighter who went through the domestic & European scene before jumping to world level. Instead, we get this version.
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh Mikel…… You’re not wrong but don’t do it, we got the 3 points. Let this go.
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Incredible 3 points but I do think we need to manage these officials better. It’s not just the crowd you have to silence when you play under the lights up north, it’s these piss-poor referees as well.
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just wait for the 7 minutes of stoppage time incoming.
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Legit think Gabriel annoyed the referee when he went down clutching his face. John Brooks got very animated about Gabriel leaving the pitch for the full 60 seconds. A couple of minutes later, he awards one of the most homer penalties in Premier League history.
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tzolis can’t play away from home (not under the lights anyway) If he’s gonna play away, let it be 3pm kick-offs.
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hmmm… I have thoughts on that first half performance by Saka & MLS
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My obligatory “Saka is playing on the wrong wing” tweet
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What if Spurs don’t score a goal all season? Is there a plan for that?
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Xavi Alonso strikes me as a very serious manager but he has an extremely unserious team on the pitch…
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Garcia Benn Prediction: Garcia by stoppage. Why? Garcia has been in the ring with Gervonta Davis, Haney, Barrios, Romero. Benn has never been in the ring with a live body. Whenever there’s a supposed 50/50 fight, I’ll always pick the guy with the better resume
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He’s going down
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That was a very dominate performance in a very hostile environment. Could’ve easily been 5
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dowman please. It’s not been Saka’s night.
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This Tommaso Ciampa in goal for Napoli must be a bum. Shoot on sight lads.
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This Arsenal team is more right wing than Rupert Lowe. Not surprised Eze is getting frustrated
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ben White has that Aaron Ramsdale gene
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Semenyo is not very good is he? Bit of a donkey, technically woeful. He’ll score goals and he’ll flash in games, but he’s not at the level.
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Thought Tzolis was nice & lively but I was begging to see Saka have a run on that side. He would’ve cooked Acheampong badly…
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Surprised we didn’t see Bruno as the game developed. Chelsea were begging to be ripped apart but felt we were just lacking a bit of something in the final 3rd.
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fun game, mainly because Chelsea didn’t park the bus like every other team that comes to Emirates. Morgan Rodgers was crap btw, did nothing but score a shinner. Lovely 3 points.
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I might take back the apology to Matthias Jaissle 😬
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Macho 🇨🇾 @machogrande1.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🎙️Perspective of the Enemy🎙️ “Scrutiny” Apology of the week goes to Matthias Jaissle. Transfer window breakdown & fallout. + usual waffle open.spotify.com/episode/20FX...
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Scrutiny
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