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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

have you ever been trigonometrically blue balled?

a badly stepped on snippet from a reddit(?) post of an image where someone has drawn a series of interlocking geometrical line patterns, with the caption:
"Semen retention has me drawing sacred geometry again, no caffiene, about 20 hours of work so far. Pictures with process"

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

people who judge my ethics based on my high-ROI Torment Nexus portfolio are hysterical moralists

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

[my country's culture] is very unique. we crave water and air for breathing, which has shaped the way we live our lives

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

some of you may die in this dumbass useless war that isn't a war of mine, but that is a sacrifice i am not only willing – but gleeful – to make

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

ICE AGENT: are you american? ME: yeah ICE: what's your name ME: s Sam Francisco

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

ME: and that's Paul Genocide, how are you all feeling about him? PLAYER: wow the DM is really inventing fake people to get mad at

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i would never cede my support for an oppressed minority UNLESS i have to give up a franchise from my childhood because that is the worst thing you can make a person do

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

this sounds like what someone who's mad at all my winnings would say

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

it's pretty embarassing that my boss only owns two summer houses and one yacht. i take care to tip him properly by working unpaid overtime

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

going around making top commentary on the internet like: NOT FUNNY unsurbscribed

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

actually if you think about it, True Punk is this taste of rubber and leather in my mouth. yum yum this is what Real Punk is like these days. this is Actual Punk, you guys. well i'll be, is this a shoelace stuck between my teeth?

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

some young rapscallions attempted to mug me over the weekend. i got about three seconds into my prerehearsed badass monologue before they kicked the shit out of me and stole my wallet

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

if i was Ed Sheeran's PR rep i would simply punch him in the dick and quit

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

you wouldn't know my lizard person they live in a different underground lair

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

when you could ask Inferkit to make a league system of ficticious football teams and it'd come up with humdingers like "West Stump FC" and "AFC Groplethorme" but now all these models have been decommissioned, because the money people are too focused on selling the whole world back to the world

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

you know, AI models were actually kinda fun back in the day (think ~4 years ago) when they made stuff that recognisably not human output but still comprehendible

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

why would i support the lesser evil when the bigger evil is much better at getting the atrocities done efficiently?

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

by the way water is bad for you. if you're gunna drink water you're gonna drown or something

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

i see you've brought data, well i've got something even better: a personal anecdote!

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

BREAKING: man with the fourth largest cock in town acts like he has the second largest cock in town

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

me, watching a film with a linear plot and a clear beginning and end: this feels like RAILROADING

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

BREAKING: man with the fourth largest cock in town acts like he has the second largest cock in town

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

yeah i'm renting at the moment, have you seen the housing market?

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

"well fuck, it turns out a chicken can carry an adult human just fine. why have we been breeding horses all this time?"

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

glad they censored "g**d" and "g*rl" though, as both concepts terrify me

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

not sure i get this. most poultry i've seen are too small to ride on

screengrab from a tiktok reading "Then you're going to r§d€ my 🐓 like a g00d g!rl."

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

just realised that if the MCU was made in the 90's Loki would be played by David Schwimmer, probably

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

ello, God, it's me. Absolute Moral Truth. i've seen some sinners sinning and they tell me that i'm being a puritan but that's ridiculous. i cannot be a puritan i am very progressive.

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

they say i have the power to turn wine into piss

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

my hot take is that people with blue checkmarks on twitter shouldn't be allowed to vote

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

i'm in a complex polycule with all the Bioware characters and the Baldur's Gate 3 characters and my wife although i haven't told her yet

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

oh no, i am having company over tonight. i need to screw the limbs back onto my living room sex doll or else they'lIl think i'm weird

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

going around on the internet and pointing out to fanfiction writers that their works aren't canon. it's tough but somebody's gotta do it

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

i am not bothered by others being excited, to be clear, i just wish i was too

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

the "be someone real-looking and perform vehicular manslaughter in Beavis & Butthead's America" just doesn't hit that hard anymore, y'know?

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

i like the game about the mentally unstable insomniac detective. i like the game that is also a manuscript from the 1500s. i like the game about wrangling 200 short alcoholic maniacs before getting eaten by the balrog. i like the game about freight insurance and the magical time travel watch.

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

unfortunately(??) i think i've just aged out of the AAA gaming space. GTA6 barely even registers on an emotional level to me. good graphics are hardly exciting

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

fun facts with squat: - whales is fish - shrimps is bugs - eggs are dairy - bats is birds

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

the whole world is basically a pyramid game if you think about it so that's why you should invest in my Germalife products

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

why *wouldn't* you shape your meatloaf into fun shapes like a smiling face or a cute dog or a huge co

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

all the ladies i know have big bums but we're all just friends

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🕷️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

yeah but i had to get the tramp stamp in 4 languages so idk, i'm so so on this project

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