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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

not sure i get this. most poultry i've seen are too small to ride on

screengrab from a tiktok reading "Then you're going to r§d€ my 🐓 like a g00d g!rl."

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

have you ever been trigonometrically blue balled?

a badly stepped on snippet from a reddit(?) post of an image where someone has drawn a series of interlocking geometrical line patterns, with the caption:
"Semen retention has me drawing sacred geometry again, no caffiene, about 20 hours of work so far. Pictures with process"

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

although whatever the fuck is going on here isn't half bad either

screengrab from @krang.bsky.social ('America's Lounge Singer'). the picture shows billionaire weirdo Bryan Johnson's timelapse of injecting fat-derived extracellular matrix into his own face which has lead to what appears to be a serious case of either anaphylaxis or turning into a TES: Oblivion character
"for those of you not on twitter anymore, the anti-aging billionaire guy posted a timelapse of his failed attempt to inject "fat-derived extracellular matrix" into his face and I thought you might want to see that"

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

they are onto the common woman's habit of devouring any small bird they can get their hands on

article from Scientific American showing a picture of a great tit
"City birds appear to be more afraid of women than men, and scientists have no idea why"
'“I fully believe our results, that urban birds react differently based on the sex of the person approaching them,” said a co-author of a study that made this finding, “but I can’t explain them right now”'
by claire cameron and edited by jeanna bryner; terrifiers of birds

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

in celebration of 400 lunatics following me on Bluesky dot com, here is a photo of me drinking the woke juice

a very good MS paint drawing of a small round green pac-man like puppet figure downing an orange fluid from a bottle marked "JENDUR FLUID"

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

turns out they made a Wikipedia page about me

the header for the Wikipedia page about Toilet god

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

there are BAD FAITH ACTORS claiming that i only started my reasarch into the FAKE ISLAND of KIRIBATI because i "LOST" a "QUIZ", but those are aIL LIErS! if i leave this world tonight know that it qwas because i flew too close to the trUth!

a desaturated aerial photo of an island that SOME might call Kiribati. the text superimposed onto it reads
'The so-called
island nation
named "KIRIBATI"
(does)
NOT EXIST'

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

alright, it's time to debate video game lore how many cocks does he have?

the boss Godrick the Grafted from the video game Elden Ring. he is a large mass of limbs which have been "grafted" onto him and throws two big axes around

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

can't believe Tony whacked Zoe right after this

James Gandolfini during his appearance at Sesame Street, talking to the Muppet Zoe

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

of course, i got extra suspicious the moment the ai search began lying to me again

an ai overview from a Google search asking "is there porn on the internet". the ai lies and says yes

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

London is definitely safer when the absolute biggest weapon of all, the writer of this opinion piece, is currently away in Dubai

a Daily Mail opinion piece depicting a missile flying overhead, with the title
"Even as missiles fly over my head - I feel safer in Dubai than in Sadiq Khan's London.."
i have not the care or respect enough to care to learn who the writer is

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Gavin Newsom the "Let's Open My 'Bipartisan Podcast' By Guesting Charlie Kirk"-Guy

a screensnip from a bluesky share by The Economist

"The governor has become the de facto leader of the Democratic Party
[picture of Gavin Newsom looking like a smug cunt]
Gavin Newsom wants to reintroduce himself"

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

this Youtube video which ranks "levels of dialogue" puts Rick and Morty at level 6, by the way i am learning a lot

a thumbnail from a Youtube video called "The 7 Levels of Dialogue". The thumbnail displays:
Level 1: Tommy Wiseau from 'The Room'
Level 2: Katana lady from Suicide Squad
Level 3: Vin Diesel from Fast & the Furious (i presume)
Level 4: i don't know who this is
Level 5: RDJ as Tony Stark
Level 6: Charles Dance as Tywin Lannister
Level 7: it's blurred and therefore MYSTERIOUS (the video uses JK Simmons' abusive character from Whiplash)

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

it's not my favourite movie by a woman director but did y'all know that Cocaine Bear was directed by Elizabeth Banks?

a picture of Elizabeth Banks with glasses holding a manuscript stack next to a Cocaine Bear poster

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

media reporting "explosions in Venezuela" is giving

the 'We're All Trying To Find The Guy Who Did This' meme from I Think You Should Leave, except 'The Guy Who' has been blacked out and scrawled over, making it "We're all trying to find out what did this"

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

i am not a grinch, it's not true! it's bullshit! i am not a grinch! i am not! oh hi Krampus

an ever-increasingly stepped on MS paint drawing of a green puppet holding a bloodied kitchen knife with a distressed "cute" expression, currently wearing a short santa cap

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

make a film British The Leisurely and the Miffed

theatrical release poster for the original The Fast and the Furious, starring Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez and Jordana Brewster

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

nice try, but Duke Nukem would never settle down for marriage

AI-generated slop image from linkedin picturing a sidecut, cigar-toting dude wearing sunglasses indoors, whilst possessively having his arm around a stock 50's tradwife dressed in a plaid dress and an apron. the wife says:
"WHY MARRY A WOMAN, MAKE HER WORK FOR SOMEONE ELSE, AND SEND MY KIDStoPRESCHOOL TO BE RAISED BY ANOTHER WOMAN AT THE COST OF A DAY'S WORK? HOW MESSED UP IS THAT?"

the poster of the slop, Jonti Mayer, writes "Worth thinking about..."

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

"but why, squat? is google sheets better?" me: "no" *bang*

that one still of Wesley Snipes' character from New Jack City (1991) holding a gun whilst crying two perfect streams of tears

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

"i am not a quirk chungus i would never be that"-mfs the moment they are asked to undergo the bare minimum of self-critique

Jay at the bluesky team yelling "WAFFLES" when asked a serious question

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2

photo of a huge building sized banner reading "WE'RE PUTTING cum INSIDE M&M's", above a picture of the red and yellow m&m and an orange non-anthropomorphic m&m. it is impossible to tell if it's real or not, but it probably is

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

me after selecting "Sport Recovery Mode" on the massage chair:

a picture of Mr. Universe era Arnold Schwarzenegger in beige briefs looking very muscular

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

what athlete’s expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?

Leonardo Bonucci sitting alone on a stool in the away VIP section in Porto - Juventus, looking sad because he's banned from the match

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

"hide my tomatoes"? why, Scott? what are they planning to do to my tomatoes?

a screengrab from a Facebook post by NYT Cooking, reading: "Hide your tomatoes: These charismatic chefs are on social media, a counter to the harder-edged chefs."

there is a picture of a guy in a black suit jacket and white shirt with fluffy wavy hair looking into the camera, captioned
"They're Gentle.
They're Seasonal.
They're Soft Boy Cooks.
(Scott Rossi for The New York Times)"

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

the face i'm submitting to bluesky for verification

Senator Palpatine mid lightsaber fight with a silly expression on his face

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

you guys! says here Blaziken can leap a 30-story building in a single bound! it's a literal "spring chicken"!

the Pokémon Blaziken pictured mid air - presumably in the process of jumping over a building?!

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Mew is great. i wish Mewtwo would canonically get its ass handed to it by Mew

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

not pictured: the fantastic "hyah!"-sound Staryu makes whenever it is let out of its pokeball

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