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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

B) Hair on hide Featuring bad lighting

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Lol ... Then there are the performance variants like this which is also manual and powered by a 425hp LS3 V8 😆😆😆

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Speaking of cars ... I might want to say fuck austerity, the world is going down in flames, let me buy a fun car for myself again because while cycling or taking PT to work is great for the earth it doesn't exactly make my dick hard 😆 Current options are a manual V8 holden Ute or a subie WRX

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Now I'm not saying I am broken but like if he could come over to me, lay a hand on my shoulder and say in a caring but firm coach sorta way, "Now, listen to me son ..." I think I would be fixed. I'd follow him around like a lost puppy for the rest of his life but dammit I'd be fixed.

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

David Boon selected as chair of Australian Cricket ... This means more images of this disgusting sexy stache 🥵

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I quite like these ones too but i think they are a bit boring compared to the first three

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Which ones would you choose? A) pebbled black leather B) shiny brown/burgundy leather C) hair on hide

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

And another pic for good luck 😜

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Nothing says relaxed Saturday morning like being awake at 4:30am and in the hot tub before 6am. Pretty sunrise though

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

We saw one of the Aussie species of them in Brisbane

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

In order of appearance: Yoink/their Flying hippo Cheers Belly Belly redux Dazed and not even that confused Ref

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Strappy leg harnesses over whatever you want (black jock, black slutty Dad shorts, denim, etc.) A bit more flexible for different types of looks vs. a full leather short, etc.

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

And a bruise update ... The prettiest shade of purple 💜

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Lol. This is my second slip down stairs so unfortunately I have experience The first was at a club in San Francisco after Folsom street. Big boots + worn stairs + spilled drinks/sweat = slip'n'slide Apparently people have had some serious injuries (broken backs, etc) from those stairs Bruise pic

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My entire left ass cheek is gonna end up bruised up 😭😂😭😂

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I'm a child and wanted to get the dick shaped pasta 🍆

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

At least you have mammals, lol. The options in NZ are bird, bird, funny looking bird, bird, one of two species of tiny native bat, bird, bird, cheeky parrot So needless to say I would choose the Kea, a cheeky alpine parrot which i happen to have tattooed on my leg.

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I'd say this one is given his role in bank-rolling all this shit but I have the privilege of being outside the US so I don't feel Bessant's lack of humanity so intimately

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I'm super chill I swear ... Courtesy of Trav and the LA Rebellion photographer

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

and this was the moment Arthur knew his rugby was done ...

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Women's final! Ottawa Wolves Vs. Emerald Warriors I love women's rugby!!!

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Lost vs Rebellion 15-14 Lost vs Gotham Nights 20-0 Not the finals day we wanted but we played our hearts out and I played every minute except the last five (after getting a concussion 😬) In other news some fun new bruises.

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

We got well beaten by Brisbane in game 1 of today. Now to rest up before Sydney. Clearly thrilled about this 😆😂😜

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Cheers ... I feel like this photo of me looking like a beached whale while also flipping the bird at my husband sums up my attitude 😂

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Out there is the wilds of Australia. We already got the warnings ... First sign we see outside the airport is "snakes have been spotted in this area"

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

And I thought Dumbo's ears were impressive

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

It's a bus stop not a duck stop bud ... Also choosing to fly right in front of a bus is one way to get up to speed, probably not the recommended but it's certainly A WAY of getting up to speed

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Attempt 1: I will give everyone a date because they are probably nice and interesting. Attempt 2: being harsher and apologizing to the face on my screen. Note: I've never actually really 'dated' in the classic sense. I have only had one relationship and we launched directly into long distance

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

lol, are we two peas in a very distinctive freaky pod? 99% here too. My favourite note was this guy was my 'hidden gem' both times I did it ... surly Daddies R Us and I just wanna make him crack a smile 😆

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Truly a wonderful weekend with some treasured friends. My heart is full and happy this Monday!

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

A morning flight to Queenstown

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

The beginnings of roast veges like a tray of jewels

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Today is my birthday. How old do you think I am? * No wrong/offensive answers, I find perceptions of age fascinating. I find time and age very elastic in that something can have happened last year or ten years ago and will feel the same to me. I often have to count to figure out my own age.

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

throwback humpday pic (its wednesday down here) that sorta reminds me of the cover of the Scissor Sisters Nightwork album

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

The key to good hotel room thirst is to distract with undies and legs looking thicc and leave your shirt on to disguise the wobbly bits you aren't so confident in

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Seems I'm bookending my night with spa time. Pity about the construction noise next door

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Yep. Leather naturally has a bit of pom and pageantry to it - you own and care for expensive items of gear that you dress in for occasions ... Its OK to lean into that and recognize that that 'show' is part of the fun. I mean replace the "Chanel" in the gif below with "Wesco 16" Boss" and it works.

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Their using 'masculinity' as some sort of yard stick by which to measure themselves (and judge others) makes me want to competitively and ruthlessly 'out-masculine' them all while dressed like this version of Archer. They need to be embarrassed as I sing-song "need help changing your tire honey?"

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Ahh but which one is insta famous. These queues are never about trying something amazing (even if the food, activity, items is good) but about ticking a box and being able to be a part of that exclusive club. The south eastern US and Charlotte had a queue like this for Biscuit Belly.

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Its sunny for the first time in ages so I'm taking an afternoon ice-cream break at work

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Rich jewel tones is the vibe I got from this but the sun orange/yellow is a little outside that.

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

She looks so little and sad in those pics but she really really isnt. She takes up like half the bed.

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Guess who went chasing ducks in the Ōtākaro/Avon river and came out smelling like wet fermented goose poop ...

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