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SassySquatch

@squatchy.bsky.social
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Enjoy art and design, cars, skiing and outdoors, SJW, gardener, comma enthusiast. This is a safe space for self-expression and self-exploration. Likes and comments are occasionally NSFW. No apologies for blocks #nobridge No re-skeets / re-posts

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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 2h
lol, we lived in CLT for like a decade. For half that time if people asked how we liked Charlotte I would say "its got a good airport - you can get almost anywhere else" Its an easy place to live (if you are white and in banking) and is getting faster at copying anything that's successful elsewhere
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 3h
I absolutely adore your big beard, but I also need it noted that you are violently handsome in the short style and can also pull of clean shaven. While I fully support you being hot in all stages of facial hair, I do think its unfair that I have to grow my beard to pretend I have a jawline
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Doubly wish I was now! 🤩😘🤩😘
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now I wish I was
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Um, yes. Very yes
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Flop Flops Cartoon Animation
ALT: Flop Flops Cartoon Animation
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
B) Hair on hide Featuring bad lighting
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You're not even that cute. *Ass pic*
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sounds pretty good .. is this the year they get enough to celebrate that the get shirtless and then maybe some celebration kisses too ....
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lol, no. I literally whipped a small amount of cream with a fork despite having a whisk and, even more tool appropriate, a whisk attachment for my stick blender.
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
in today's reflection of Arthur's mental state I whipped cream by hand ... with a fork, not even a whisk
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yay!!!! the scale of this is really great in those Drone shots :)
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hi? Hi? . . . Hi?
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ugh, he is so damn handsome 🤩 I appreciate he prefers to be behind the camera and I certainly enjoy his aesthetic and what he shoots but I am also very glad for his occasional turn as a subject too
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
youtu.be/jpu7bCWj3aI?...
youtu.be
MoneySuperMarket - Dave's Epic Strut (2015)
YouTube video by Marketing The Rainbow
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I do need to go back to the gym. Hopefully PT tomorrow gives me lifting clearance
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bingo! So even though Holden is no longer (RIP) any repairs (aside from body panels) are basically GM parts bin stuff. The most recent items are basically Chevy Caprice cop car front cuts with a bed on the back
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(also thank you for the reminder this song exists 🤩😆🤩😆🤩😆)
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lol ... Then there are the performance variants like this which is also manual and powered by a 425hp LS3 V8 😆😆😆
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Speaking of cars ... I might want to say fuck austerity, the world is going down in flames, let me buy a fun car for myself again because while cycling or taking PT to work is great for the earth it doesn't exactly make my dick hard 😆 Current options are a manual V8 holden Ute or a subie WRX
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's so frustrating. And NZ is a very small market so you can't just go swanning about looking at (the limited number of) roles without expecting that to get around. Especially within certain industries. I think I just need to swallow that down and work on a FIRE plan
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like I am in a little bit of a golden handcuffs situation. For NZ I have a good role that pays well and that enables this sort of idle day dreaming. If I moved to a different role for work, let alone a different industry, that'd mean starting over somewhat.
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Having a very blah mental week. Some new clothes to try and create some change have done a little something but I do wonder if this is symptomatic of some desire for a bigger change (work or something)
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now owned by kiwis 😆
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Unfff
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lol, almost
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hmmmm Boonies stumps
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now I'm not saying I am broken but like if he could come over to me, lay a hand on my shoulder and say in a caring but firm coach sorta way, "Now, listen to me son ..." I think I would be fixed. I'd follow him around like a lost puppy for the rest of his life but dammit I'd be fixed.
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
David Boon selected as chair of Australian Cricket ... This means more images of this disgusting sexy stache 🥵
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ended up ordering B) and C) will update with pics when i get them
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what a beautiful spot for a beautiful fella to take a dip!
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lol ... Thank you handsome. And I realized after I sent it I had one of those replies I get frustrated by - like the link and the thing is right there ... why are you asking me? 😬
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Heather McMahan: 'It's Right There!'
ALT: Heather McMahan: 'It's Right There!'
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
excuse my ignorance but what is Hank social?
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
John Campbell is getting worse and worse attempting to remain relevant ... he is gonna go full Mike Hoskings soon enough
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Judging by how the scouts took to the. Southern part of the south island I'd say they're at least cousins
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what an adorable pic! 😍
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if you put a tie around the middle maybe so ... more importantly it looks really comfy!
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fwoaarrr 🔥🔥🔥
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
but she's nailed that fake drawl!
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
that was kinda my perspective on them too ... and these would be a nice replacement for a pair of ox-blood doc martin brogues (3989 style) with a white sole that are looking a bit tired
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We had a return of the hot water bottle in bed last night. Gotta keep the tippy toes warm even going into the southern hemisphere spring
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just wanna grab those cheeks and smush them 🤩🤩🤩 Grumpy faces are the cutest
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yep - healed up ok. glute muscle is still a little grumbly but lightyears from this pic
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what a thread to read before breakfast
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Tasmanian Devil Says 'I'm Hungry'
ALT: Tasmanian Devil Says 'I'm Hungry'
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I played the video and recognized the music but knew neither the song name nor the artist. It's not because I don't listen to country but because it's a generic song that could be any number of other 'country hits' from the last few years. I haven't heard any 'unique' chart hits in a long time.
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
perfect! 😈
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
unfff, look at that beautiful fuzz
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It must have been quite heavy in terms of thickness of the latex because it managed to only give sweaty, humid, steamed-up hints of what was underneath except for the ridges of flesh and swirls of body hair that were pressed hard against the latex
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
one of my first times seeing latex in the flesh was a guy in a short sleeve suit (maybe a tank top and shorts tbh) in a translucent natural latex colour. its was a hot day at folsom and the combination of something that was hidden, comparatively well covered, and also so reveling was damn erotic.
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SassySquatch @squatchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Woooffff... I love the visual effect of translucent latex
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