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Simon Burley

@squadronuk.bsky.social
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Created/co-wrote Golden Heroes (it’s in Wikipedia). Write/publishes various other TTRPGs on an iPAD in his bedroom. Coming to a UK Convention near you soon! My games: www.drivethrurpg.com/en/publisher/7…

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 9h
Most TV is just this now.
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Paul @spookshow71.bsky.social · 7h
they serve the trees now #digitalart #rpg #fantasy #D&D #horror one of the most cursed things I’ve ever drawn :)
A group of zombie-like people stand beneath diseased trees
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Simon Burley @squadronuk.bsky.social · 8h
I think this is an everyone quote post job
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Karaoke
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🎃 Agent Pumpkin 🎃 @agentpumpkin.bsky.social · 9h
Oh my god. 🤣
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🎃 Agent Pumpkin 🎃 @agentpumpkin.bsky.social · 9h
An old @twonks.bsky.social , but a good un!
Twonks! Does your dog bite?
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Simon Burley @squadronuk.bsky.social · 11h
#TTRPGTHOUGHTS 1 Getting the basics right - physical production quality. Cardboard. Following recent replies here in praise of Boxed Sets - that will be a future “Thought”. However, we can’t discuss that without first of all addressing an elephant in the room. Production quality. 1
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Simon Burley @squadronuk.bsky.social · 11h
Much as I appreciate the support for a long dead game can I raise myself off my power-assisted recliner chair to wave my fist at the clouds. GH chagen is NOT random. Calling it so in reviews showed a massive understanding of one of the great subtleties of the game and probably did it as….
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 15h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20h
#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/29/1 “So please welcome our keynote speaker, Professor Melvin Fenwick—the man who, back in 1952, first coined the now common phrase: ‘Fools! I’ll destroy them all!’”
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Simon Burley @squadronuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#TTRPGTHOUGHTS 1 Given that combat is no longer seems as the central, most important, of TTRPGS - we’ve evolved beyond their Wargames roots - and conflicts are resolved using the same rules as everything else in the game - is there any game that explains that well. I don’t buy or read a lot. 1
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Paul @spookshow71.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sacred sites #digitalart #rpg #fantasy #D&D
A group of adventurers in a forest scene of twisted trees and a raised earth mound topped with a stone obelisk. One of the adventurers stands alone before the stone, as if seeking guidance, or praying.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Author Simulator. My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Title: Author Simulator 

Level 1: Get to desk and begin! (Platform video game-style image of an author jumping from a block onto  a cloud with desk and computer) Result: success!

Level 2: Press on despite distractions! (Author typing as the desk/clod moves past a ghost and a spider) ) Result: success!

Level 3: Deliver manuscript to editor! (Author jumping over fire pit onto platform where editor waits) Result: success!

Level 4: Accept minor criticism! (Author lying ded in fronto of editors desk) Result: better luck next time!

Along the bottom are controls for:
 Left right jump crouch read write nap coffee
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Simon Burley @squadronuk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I post a #TTRPGTHOUGHTS daily.
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Paul @spookshow71.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rocky pass #digitalart #rpg #fantasy #D&D
Four adventurers wander through a narrow rocky region
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Simons Mith @simons-mith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For me, that's a muddy yes. Example adventure, hell yes, and having seen it done well, I'd also strongly recommend some shortened adventure ideas. For games where chargen is of the complexity of, say, D&D, a selection of pregens is a good idea, but I'd strongly suggest making them at least slightly
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Simon Burley @squadronuk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another good response. I’ve got a feeling I may be quote posting these gif-ridden sib-threads most mornings.
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Simon Burley @squadronuk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#TTRPGTHOUGHTS 1 Should there be an example adventure in the rulebook? Yes, it’s Monday and so I ask a “should it be in the rulebook” question. (I don’t know how long I can keep this up.) For me, this also covers the “should the rulebook contain pregens?“ For me it’s a clear: “Yes!” 1
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Paul @spookshow71.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
pillar temples #digitalart #rpg #fantasy #D&D
A group of adventurers gather beneath a temple at the base of a towering rock pillar.
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Paul @spookshow71.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the mysterious house #digitalart #rpg #horror #RPG
A lone traveller in a desolate cool landscape considers shelter in a forbidding many-towered house
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Paul @spookshow71.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
shelter from the sun #digitalart #scifi #fantasy #rpg #D&D
Two travellers shelter from the sun far above beneath overhanging rock formations
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
QRP your spooky art. So many to choose from. This is what I have access to at work.
A living skeleton caught in some kind of ichor. Pencil and gouache on grey paper. Kaye Elling, 2025.
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Simon Burley @squadronuk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Clearly someone of infinite taste.
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Stan Fresh @stan-fresh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
beautiful storytelling
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Rob Donoghue @rdonoghue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I need to decide exactly how many stickers of this I am going to buy.
A cat princess is looking out from a tower, scowling.  At the base of the tower, a cat in a cape has set up a kanban board labeled "RESCUING THE PRINCESS MVP" With "To Do", "Doing" and "Done" columns, which he's moving cards  between. 

The  Princess's speech bubble:  'OMG JUST DO SOMETHING'

artist's mark: deniseyu.io
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/09/2026
“You kept asking what Jesus would do. Well, he's in the back, and he'd like a word."
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Simon Burley @squadronuk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ll be honest. I started reading this in fascination. There were numerous points when I wanted to chip in with a response. But then it got too deep for me. I call myself a designer but this is high level stuff. 57 post thread and 90% of them interesting? Too rich for my blood.
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Simon Burley @squadronuk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s a good day:
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Simon Burley @squadronuk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You are doing so many different things in each piece these days! The Dutch angles, the lighting,the layers, the figures. Art. (Maybe trim the title though?)
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Simon Burley @squadronuk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Either go in with a plan or don’t give the second film to an auter with permission to do whatever they want.
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Simon Burley @squadronuk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is there any research of any of these boys encountering Table Top Role Playing games? That’s where a lot of us can tell stories about TTRPGs enabling us to develop some social skills. ”never once in room where everyone else understood them” becomes “sitting around a table with their peers”.
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Simon Burley @squadronuk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Only two posts but a very well thought out response with well chosen gifs.
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Simon Burley @squadronuk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m sorry. Not in a world where Quatermass 2 exists.
Film poster for Quatermass 2 featuring a blackened face at the top - title can cast details in the middle and three scenes from the film at the bottom.
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Simon Burley @squadronuk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wonder…. Will there be a single comic on sale anywhere at the event? I have seen a LOT of complaints from comic fans about this recently. I recently watched an interview with Alan Moore where he noted a “comic book” event in a store which didn’t have a single comic on sale. (Cont.)
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Simon Burley @squadronuk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#TTRPGTHOUGHTS 1 “I don’t believe in the no-win scenario”. Of course we’re talking about The Kobayashi Maru Starfleet training scenario from Wrath of Khan. Invented by Jack B Sowards but promoted by Nicholas Meyer from the middle of a draft script to the opening scene because it is such a… 1
Front cover of The Kobayashi Maru Star Trek novel featuring a starfield, and older tri-nacelled ship and portraits of young versions of Kirk, Sulu and Scotty.
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Paul @spookshow71.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
desert crossing #digitalart #rpg #fantasy #scifi #D&D
A group of travellers pass beneath rocky spurs in a desert settting
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Gaz @evilgaz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Asymmetrical games are great. GM and players have different roles as well as different rolls. Why should the GM have to play to the same cognitive load as other folk only steering one character? Make life easier for the GM, while also providing funky mechanics or monster powers etc.
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Simon Burley @squadronuk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A subject that interests me from someone I respect. I probably should be interested in this. But - let’s face it - I don’t even listen to the Grognard files.
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Simon Burley @squadronuk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I approve. (We failed when we tried this. The authors of The Boys, Invincible et al unfortunately never played Golden Heroes back in the 1980’s.)
Front cover of The GOLDEN HEROES Superhero Role-playing game. Beneath the title is a starburst in front of which are six Supheroes hurtling towards the viewer. Unbermensch male front and centre, clenching fist, flanked by an armour figure and lightning wielding female. Mysterious cloaked figure behind and up above a flying female and leaping acrobat.
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Simon Burley @squadronuk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s a good day when you ask a question and get the answer.
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Simon Burley @squadronuk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#TTRPGTHOUGHTS 1 How much asymmetry should there be between the GM’s side of the table & the players? I maintain a list of random thoughts I jot down as they occur & keep until I need them. I saw that two of them are basically the same. One was: Different spell lists for goodies & baddies? 1
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Paul @spookshow71.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
desolate #digitalart #rpg #scifi #fantasy #D&D
A tiny figure struggles through a desolate frigid landscape
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Paul @spookshow71.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
exploration interrupted #digitalart #rpg #scifi #D&D
A group of travellers in a mountainous region find their way blocked by a sudden eruption of fire from the earth
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Simon Burley @squadronuk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Strong one.
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Simon Burley @squadronuk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#TTR{GTHOUGHTS 1 “You can do* anything.” Sounds like an easy concept but some people find it incredibly hard to to parse. * “try”. A couple of days I posited the idea of people being given an image of a character and simply role-playing that rather than a written list of allowed options. 1
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 👏 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/things-to-do-32419113
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Simon Burley @squadronuk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i enjoy Refereeing #TTRPGS. But I’m not into forming long-term relationships. When playing a game I get a couple of hours with group of friends. Faux friends but friends. I go to conventions running demo games to get that feeling. I don’t care if it’s people who have played before or newbies.
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Simon Burley @squadronuk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Would you sign up for this game at a convention?
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Simon Burley @squadronuk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#STRANGENEWWORLDS In the era of Star Trek TOS, shuttle bays had DOORS. Please don’t do “prequels” unless you’re willing to commit. (Shame because it spoils an otherwise brilliant episode. If all #SNW had been like this I’d’ve been very happy.)
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Simon Burley @squadronuk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The list on the left always works. The list on the right work once - possibly twice - each. Once you commit to that approach you’re stuck with having to invent 100’s engaging phrases. IMHO - the left is fine with occasional use of the right-hand approach. Except “pseudo psychic combat arena”.
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