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Johan Ludvig Brattås

@sqlclause.no
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Just this guy, you know? (He/Him) Oh, and a Microsoft Data Platform MVP

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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 16h
Seems we actually manage to fit everyone for PowerHour. Still some seats in the back. #Fabconeurope
A huge auditorium almost full of people
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 23h
First session of the day. Hoping to get more insights into the IQ Sharing feature at FabConBCN
Picture of a screen reading European Microsoft Fabric +SQL community conference
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 29/09/2026
Good morning! Picture taken away from the nasty storm clouds 😇
A view of Barcelona taken from a 15th floor hotel
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 28/09/2026
#FabConBCN is starting. 120 attendees will join to learn about event-driven architectures on Microsoft Fabric. I have my fancy sneakers on and slides prepped.
A pair of Fabric themed Airforce One plusBig, but empty room seen from the door with a big screen at the podium. Room seen from the podium. People have started showing up
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 26/09/2026
Popped by the little micro brewery I own shares in to pick up a crate of beer. Been a while since I was there last time, they have paved the road and parking lots and made a separate section for bikes. Love the custom sign.
A parking spot for bicycles at a local micro brewery. The parking spot has a white painted bike symbol which includes two bottles above the rear wheel
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 13/09/2026
Ble en liten fangst i dag da. Kantareller, steinsopp og smørsopp.
A small bag with assorted mushrooms
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 01/09/2026
It's a bit weird to think about. But this picture was taken on this date, 25 years ago. Making this our silver jubilee.
A couple wearing traditional Norwegian costumes stands in front of a pond. There is a stone building in the background. The woman is also wearing a wedding crown.
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 30/08/2026
It has been a busy weekend. But now I am finally back at my home office. #MVPbuzz
A Lego Santa sitting in a Lego office with Power BI logo, two screens, a laptop and a Redgate server rack
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 30/08/2026
The DataSaturday Oslo after event started with someone taking a dip in the lake this time as well. Though 18c is rather nice bathing temperature.
A man walking into a lake wearing swimsuitTwo men walking into a lake wearing swimsuits
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 29/08/2026
Magi Naumova kicks off DataSaturday Oslo with the keynote. After we observed a one minute silence for the late king.
A woman stands in front of a huge screen
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 26/08/2026
Gratulerer med dagen! Du har jo allerede sett månedens beste nyhet fra min side. Men her er et bilde av Eamon og Annan.
Eamon and Annan the deerhounds standing together in the forest
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 24/08/2026
Såeh, da ble det nytt hus gitt...
A small red house with red roof tiles in a garden. Obviously an older houseBirds eye view of the house and the garden from slightly behind the house. You can see another red building with three white doors and a square annex with wide doors.The house is on the left, you can see parts of the smaller red building on the right and the annex/winter garden as well as a fireplace.
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 19/08/2026
Da har man testet Marani. 10/10 - kommer definitivt tilbake.
A round , flat bread filled with smelted cheese Picture of a delicious kachaphuri - Georgian «pizza» - shaped like a boat and filled with smelted cheese, an egg and butter
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 18/08/2026
Reminds me of this little comic…
Dilbert comic. Dilbert sits in a case cubicle while Wally hangs over the side saying «you’re mighty brave in cyberspace, flameboy» and Dilbert replies «step inside»
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 04/08/2026
This is the King of Denmark. We all get a piece of that.
Image of the King of Denmark candy
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 04/08/2026
Needed to make a proper sticker so deleted old version.
sticker of certified sloperator
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 01/08/2026
Not easy filling a bucket of cloudberries when I have to compete with two dogs. But I managed.
Annan the deerhound cherrypicks only the best cloudberries Annan and Eamon the deerhounds stalks the human to see where the best berries can be found A hand holding a small bucket full of cloudberries
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 29/07/2026
It’s finally cloudberry season in the area around my cabin😍
A plastic bucket half full of cloudberries Cloudberries heated slightly with some sugar and then served in a bowl. With a dash of whisky and soon vegan cream
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 29/07/2026
Ja, er et lag plast utpå men kjernen og koblingen mot øreputene er stål.
A pair of AirPod max with black silicone covers protecting the ear buds
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 28/07/2026
Jeg fant den skjulte teksten i bildet.
Tor Mikle Vara som klimafornekter.
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 28/07/2026
Spotted this on LinkedIn. If it is real, it is pretty impressive...
A picture of an RSVP. Name: fill in
Mark if will attend or will not attend.
Please initial your choice of entrée:
__beef, __pork, __child (12 and under)
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 28/07/2026
Annan has the summer vacation vibes down
Annan the deerhound has collapsed in the grass
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 26/07/2026
Sun peeking out from behind the clouds, a sheep with her lambs can be heard not too far away, birds singing and insects buzzing around. Otherwise total silence. And I have my first mug of coffee.
Ceramic mug on a table, on a porch in the mountains
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 25/07/2026
This cartoon comes to mind yet again...
Cartoon by Dennis Lusch - 3 people sit at a table. One dark skinned with nothing in front of him. One white man - clearly a worker - with a cookie on a plate in front of him. Then an older white man in a suit - with a pile of cookies in front of him - points to the dark skinned man and says to the worker: Careful mate... That foreigner wants your cookie.
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 25/07/2026
The dog and me inside a mountain cabin (not alpine though). Just got the fire going.
Eamon the deerhound lying on a mattress on the floor beside a fireplace and a woodburner
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 23/07/2026
Finally back at the happy place.
View over a grassy field or rather peat bog with some peaks and a lake visible in the distance. Cloudy sky, but sunset colouring the horizon orangey yellow Eamon the deerhound is lying in the grass, looking happy
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 23/07/2026
Just found this little memory of me and my colleague Ulf in Plomari, Lesbos from 1993. We had our weekly welcome reception for new arrivals on what they could do on the island during their vacation. Every week we swapped which one of us would jump into the pool «to test water temperatures».
Two young men in uniform by a pool. One of them is soaking wet
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 22/07/2026
Coolcation here I come!
screenshot from yr.no showing the next week to have a maximum of about 15C and a minimum of around 6C.
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 19/07/2026
I'm heading to my cabin sometime next week - and this is the forecast there... In celsius though.
Weather forecast in celsius for Johans cabin
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 19/07/2026
Lovely walk in a part of the local forest where humans rarely travel. Temperature was cool enough that the dogs really enjoyed themselves
Eamon the deerhound in an open forest Eamon and Annan the deerhounds looking over an open meadow dotted with spruce Eamon the deerhound taking a breather among the blueberriesEamon the deerhound waiting impatiently on the other side of a patch of blueberries
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 15/07/2026
Me and Eamon managed to get 5k before the temperature passed 22C.
Eamon the deerhound walking along a gravel path, his leash trailing the ground View over a lake with green fields in the distance and one of the floating islands of this lakeEamon checking the water temperature
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 13/07/2026
Finally cool enough outside for Eamon to really relax in the sofa. #dogsofbluesky
Deerhound relaxing in a sofa with his head on a pillow
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 13/07/2026
Hyggelig at Arendal kommune informerer meg som aldri har hatt tilknytning til kommunen om vanningsforbud.
Screenshot of text message from Arendal kommune
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 13/07/2026
«I knew there was something I forgot»😁 Eamon had a lure coursing competition yesterday, so he postpones the morning walk for a more relaxed activity
A deerhound is lying on a sofa outside in the sun, resting his head on the top of a pillow
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 05/07/2026
Met a beaver while on our evening walk.
Eamon the deerhound walking along a gravel path A beaver, swimming in the lake. On its way to one of the floating islands A close-up of the swimming beaver. You can see the head and its left paw over the water
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 05/07/2026
Here are some photos of Annan and Eamon for you
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 05/07/2026
Eamon is happy that the heatwave has passed and that we now only have normal summer temperatures of around 20C. But he still can’t stay in the sun for too long.
Eamon the deerhound relaxes in the outdoor sofaEamon the deerhound, still in the sofa has now moved into the shade and argues that the photographer moves so he gets the entire shaded area
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 25/06/2026
Sunset over Oslo today was pretty nice.
Orange coloured sky on the horizon with a city skyline in front
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 25/06/2026
Running between concerts at Tons of Rock today
Anthrax on Scream stageThe Warning on Moonlight stageYokama on Moonlight stageApocalyptica on Scream stage
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 21/06/2026
Another day of lure course training. Today was Amman’s first try. And it was so much fun that he had to run back to my wife and tell her about it.
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 20/06/2026
The gift that keeps on giving.
Random LinkedIn post translated into proper English
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 18/06/2026
Enda godt jeg er godt på 25. året si.
Selfie in front of a church in Sofia, Bulgaria
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 08/06/2026
It is finally here! *claps hands exitedly*
A stack of books- author’s copies
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 07/06/2026
Today was the monthly sighthound gathering. And we had a record of 5 deerhounds, a borzoi and a saluki. Plus a bunch of whippets, but they were in another field. Was rather hot today so not a high-speed play date but still lots of fun for Eamon and his friends.
Two deerhounds and a borzoi free in a field Three deerhounds in a field. Two standing together and one lying in the grass with a pink cooling vest onA deerhound standing in a field of grass while wearing a pink cooling vest
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 05/06/2026
So Sofia was quite nice…
A statue in a fountain with a fin de siecle building in the background 
Sofias first concrete building A small park with some tents and a large building in the background A classic Orthodox Church in brick and mortar
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 03/06/2026
Sofia is 550 meters above sea level, and at the foot of a 2290 meter high mountain called Vitosja. So no wonder I can still see snow on the top.
Picture of a mountain with patches of snow
You can see buildings in the foreground
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 02/06/2026
When visiting a real Bulgarian restaurant
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 31/05/2026
Fun lighting play against the rain showers as we approached Oslo
A picture of an airplane wing with SAS marking.
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 31/05/2026
Two deerhounds on the terrace sofa
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 30/05/2026
Had fun playing tourist with youngest son today
A view from the great tower of St. Vitus cathedral in Prague. You can see two spires and the roofA view from the great tower of St. Vitus cathedral in Prague and you can see the central tower at the top of the cross of the church roof The Charles bridge across Vltava as seen from the great tower of the cathedral Selfie on Charles bridge with my son
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