Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 7hI wonder what would happen if the title was «Dear Leader”. 020
Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 14hSeems we actually manage to fit everyone for PowerHour. Still some seats in the back. #Fabconeurope 260
Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 20hLucky me then, I don’t have to strip anything. Just need to sand down the stairs a bit. 010
Reposted by Johan Ludvig BrattåsLou Creemers @louella.dev · 21hOne of my mentees, Raissa, has started writing blog posts about what she’s learning with C#, with the goal of becoming a C# developer. If you’re just starting out with C# (or simply curious), you should definitely check out her 'Hello World' post 👇 rlimondev.substack.com/p/hello-worldrlimondev.substack.comHello World!Writing “Hello World!" as your first program is a long tradition in programming. 052
Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 21hI will have fun painting stairs and walls in a few weeks. 😅 So not looking forwards to it. 110
Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 21hWell, sort of… Ability to monetise your data, though currently you have to build your own solution to handle billing etc. So still lacking lots of the features that makes Snowflakes marketplace a smooth experience. 000
Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 21hBut good to know that Fabric now will get a market place like what Snowflake has. 100
Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 22hYou know you have made a mistake when the presenter spends the first 15 minutes rehashing the marketing message and demos from the keynote. 🤦♂️ 110
Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 22hFirst session of the day. Hoping to get more insights into the IQ Sharing feature at FabConBCN 120
Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 29/09/2026Det er slitsomt for alle når de får innbilt svangerskap - og har de først fått det en gang kommer det vistnok ofte tilbake. 120
Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 29/09/2026Good morning! Picture taken away from the nasty storm clouds 😇 190
Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comMan's Surprised Reaction in Striped ShirtAlt: Man's Surprised Reaction in Striped Shirt 100
Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 28/09/2026#FabConBCN is starting. 120 attendees will join to learn about event-driven architectures on Microsoft Fabric. I have my fancy sneakers on and slides prepped. 1141
Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 26/09/2026It’s called Ekeby bryggeri. If you do get back over here and there is time I can take you there. 100
Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 26/09/2026Her ble det tre flotte steinsopp, en sandsopp og flere skrubb. Så da ble det soppmiddag i dag også gitt 😁 130
Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 26/09/2026Popped by the little micro brewery I own shares in to pick up a crate of beer. Been a while since I was there last time, they have paved the road and parking lots and made a separate section for bikes. Love the custom sign. 3120
Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comMr Bean's Magic LookAlt: Mr Bean's Magic Look 120
Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 25/09/2026Viktig å la andre eie «sannheten» ja. Spesielt i et så tydelig verv som du har hatt… 020
Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comPeyton List: Resistance Is Futile (Star Trek)Alt: Peyton List: Resistance Is Futile (Star Trek) 010
Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 24/09/2026Det bodde en baker i Gamle Aker. Men så kjøpte eiendomsspekulanter opp området og økte leieprisene. Nå bor det en baker i Moss som pendler til Gamle Aker... 030
Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 24/09/2026Hadde vært interessant å teste om dagens lovverk holder til å plassere ansvaret der det hører hjemme: Hos de som gir instrukser og veier ut. Eller om de kjøper påstanden om at AI har gjort dette helt av seg selv. 110
Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 24/09/2026Good thing there are so many more Lego projects to buy... 120
Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 24/09/2026I work with accountants. They only want the best of the best - so we have gone all in on Excel. 050
Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 23/09/2026Hah yes. I have had some fun experiences having to clean up after those kinds of Microsoft employees over the years... 030
Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 23/09/2026Yes, I have noticed the same shift. And I have been getting stricter with who I connect with. And those who manage to get past initial screening get disconnected after the first sales pitch. But 6 or 7 out of 10 requests where still regular connection requests. Lately though, it's 9 out of 10 sales 110
