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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Made the cuppa cuppa cuppa cake mentioned by Dolly Parton's character in Steel Magnolias. It doesn't look like much but it was delicious
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jessica BONEStown (goal met holy shit 😭) @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
THE ACKROOMS
Cathy in the backrooms
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Had to perform some emergency couch repairs as our little gremlin Hank managed to turn it into a little hideout
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT
Pope Leo standing up in an airplane aisle holding a baseball bat
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
It's another full album Friday at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social! Working my way through the alphabet and made it as far as G last week, so kicking things off with Herbie Hancock's Takin' Off
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Had egg whites left over from another baking project so whipped up some mini meringues to give out at work today
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Have decided this is summer I get into baseball. Determined that the Orioles will be my team because they have such a charismatic little guy
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 04/04/2026
It’s called “Gollumizing”
Chumbox ad “The Sleep Apnea Trick Doctor Never Mention - But Patients Love It” and it’s a before and after AI looking photo of an old man looking like Dick Vitale who then looks like James Carville
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Criterion order just arrived. What should I dive into first?
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Love that Mark Davis is getting consistent TV time #aewdynamite
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skooks @skookses.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Happy Mardi Gras, everybody. Happy New Year. Happy Ramadan. The people in this photo think this city belongs to them. It does not. It belongs to you. Take care of it this year. Reach out to your neighbors. Show them some love. These are rough times. We need to stick together. #RexComus
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skooks @skookses.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Errol: "This is, like, history here" #RexComus
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The only page I'm interested in meeting is Elliot #rexcomus
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Queen of Comus is another finance weenie #rexcomus
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I will be seated for the full replay of #rexcomus
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Arthur Hardy is the true king of carnival #rexcomus
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Jeff Asher @jeffasher.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
This is what's on the scroll #rexcomus
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Hell Baby 🍉 ✊🏾 @champsuperstar.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
#RexComus
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a woman says this is some white nonsense while standing next to a man
Alt: a woman says this is some white nonsense while standing next to a man
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
nominative determinism #rexcomus
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skooks @skookses.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The first of many dark rituals has begun. The making of the homages. The blood sacrament does not happen until they get to the Comus ball #RexComus
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Wow that's one shiny head. Do they model the float rider masks on that thing? #rexcomus
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I think it might my the first time a lot of these Dukes have consensually touched a woman #rexcomus
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Where do they get these escorts? The Dweeb factory? #rexcomus
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
God, if I was an aspiring CPA I think I'd kill myself #rexcomus
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Majoring in finance 🤢 #rexcomus
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April H.Woo @puddingwhyfe.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
We did it folks. One Space Force member. #rexcomus
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of two microphones in front of a plane .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of two microphones in front of a plane .
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April H.Woo @puddingwhyfe.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
"This is the Rex ball!" Smash cut to Peggy doing the H-O-T-T-O-G-O dance
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
My headcanon is that Errol listens exclusively to Sousa marches #rexcomus
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Do you think they'll play Hot To Go? #rexcomus
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Errol's favourite band are here! They've had to mute his mic as he's screaming/crying/throwing up #rexcomus
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The subjects of conversation that make Errol light up are actually quite sweet #rexcomus
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Mayor is confirmed horse girl #rexcomus
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
When the camera is off him Errol is sticking his proboscis in his flower and slurping down the nectar to power him through the broadcast #rexcomus
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Here for the tiny corner of Errol's head in shot #rexcomus
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Guest list for #rexcomus leaked
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
God, can you imagine winning that DVD? This thing is challenging enough to watch once #rexcomus
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
One of those Marines is out of shot, rifle in hand, holding Errol hostage #rexcomus
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Everyone incredulous when I tell them I'm going camping for thanksgiving "in a tent?!"
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
@anyaustin.bsky.social saw a small plane went down in Lake Pontchartrain and wanted to check you're OK?
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I love the New Orleans Halloween tradition of the Quintron and Miss Pussycat show. Ridiculous fun and the most creative costumes and people all in one place
Quintron and Miss Pussycat show at the Music Box Village
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Our tiny sweet cat Hank had to have all his teeth pulled out. We were so worried about him, but he's home, doing well and receiving all the pets his heart desires
A small black cat sitting on an ottoman with the very tip of his tongue sticking out
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
It's full album Friday at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social! Starting off with Angel Olsen - MY WOMAN Any requests?
Angel Olsen
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
If the prerequisite is that every member of the band has got to be white this is where you land...
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Excited to see these hideous freaks at the comus ball. the dancing heads will be good too #rexcomus
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Errol Laborde? More like Errol Labored Breathing #rexcomus
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April H.Woo @puddingwhyfe.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
One year ago today @metaphwoar.bsky.social and I got legally married at the WWOZ studios, the wedding cake was a king cake handmade by our neighbor, dinner was poboys from Verti Marte and we ended the night doing karaoke at a gay bar with friends.
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ANTIGRAVITY Magazine @antigravitymag.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
What follows is a step-by-step guide on how you can identify an illegal STR on your block and help ensure that your neighborhood remains exactly that—a neighborhood...
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A Step-by-Step Guide to Reporting Illegal Short-Term Rentals
When Airbnb first emerged around 2010, the idea of short-term rentals (STRs) was ostensibly a benevolent one—homeowners with a spare bedroom or tenants leaving town for a few days could rent out their...
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Lovely walk with Chyna this afternoon
Pitbull laying on a patch of grass
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Gareth @metaphwoar.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Really liked My Old Ass, but was expecting more Aubrey Plaza and can't get over the guy was called Chad
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