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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

We need a 100-year ban on anyone saying “We the People”. Anyone. I’m serious.

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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I feel bad for cicadas that came out this year. They’re all like, “hey, where is everybody?”

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The tragedy on 9/11 brought Americans together and our allies closer to us. It's shameful how all of that was squandered by petty people hoping to score crass political advantage at the expense of civility and kindness.

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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

We’re speed running, Weimar, Germany, and people know it. And a lot of people that know it want it to happen. What the fuck.

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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

“Leavitt’s face could not be reached for comment.”

Thumbnail picture of part of Karoline Leavitt from the New York Times article announcing her departure as press secretary.

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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

We had to burn America in order to save it.

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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Today I am trying to do my part to not put more negativity into the world.

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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

For many people, July 4th is a joyous celebration of America’s Declaration of Independence from England. But for me it’s more somber, as it marks the sixth year that my grandmother will only communicate with me through her OnlyFans page.

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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Shit gets out of hand fast on this app.

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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

If you’re not reading @stevemnomoremister.bsky.social, you’re missing out. It’s trenchant, because he was in the TRENCHES, people Also, read @edroso.bsky.social and @driftglass.bsky.social. History started before 2016, and these guys drop Perspective Bombs on the reg.

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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

A big welcome to any new followers! Bots or not, you deserve the best! Which is not what you’re going to find here. It’s all quips and cat pictures. Lucy gets it.

A picture of my fluffy cat, who is not amused by my hijinks.

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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I’ve been on hold for 25 minutes trying to pay a medical bill. If it’s not ready in 30 minutes, my healthcare should be free.

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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

It’s a Wonderful Life would have been 20 minutes long if Clarence wasn’t such a stupid, stupid angel.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 30/06/2026

"If the Free People are going to defeat Sauron, you need to let go of your elitist attitudes and choose someone who can appeal to the moderate orc vote. That’s why I support Saruman the White to lead the Council of the Wise."

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We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter

“Gandalf has gotten a lot of attention by making the One Ring the center of his campaign. We all can agree that the Ring is important, but shouldn’t we also ...

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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Being on social media has impaired my ability to distinguish sarcasm from dumbth.

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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

As an elder Gen-Xer, it breaks my heart that so many of my generation turned out to be reactionary assholes. Whither authenticity?

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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Queen hated punk, so they made a punk-ass song about it. I love Queen, I love punk, and I love how much this song irritates people when I put it on. It’s a win all around!

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Queen - Sheer Heart Attack (Official Lyric Video)

YouTube video by Queen Official

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Gen. JC Christian @genjcchristian.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

James Carville announces that he's leaving party to spend more time eating travelers who stray from the main road running through his holler.

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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

At last! Something to throw at Cheryl Hines!

Picture of a Rat Snake crossing a sidewalk.

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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I’m seeing a lot of replies hidden on this site for the mildest of takes.

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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Here’s to all the people who live in the country and love going to the city. It’s actually possible to not shit on either group.

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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

@stevemnomoremister.bsky.social is spot on with this post. Fire the consultants and take the muzzles off.

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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I knew the “people who drive over the speed limit are evil” discourse was going to start up again as soon as people didn’t have the Maine primary to bitch about.

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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Gotta love seeing the oligarchs creating the ideal conditions for a communist revolution in the US.

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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

WEALTH REDISTRIBUTION NOW, WEALTH REDISTRIBUTION TOMORROW, WEALTH REDISTRIBUTION FOREVER.

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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I’d legitimately like to know why police cars have double sirens now. Is that some sort of Ride of the Valkyries thing?

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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I’m not a luddite. I work in a technical industry that is also a creative industry (music). I use technology every day, and I have to stay conversant with ever-evolving hardware and software. I can see good uses for AI, but they are not how this juggernaut is being sold. See past the hype.

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Welp, everyone HATES A.I.

YouTube video by Adam Conover

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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

They are shoving AI down our throats like we’re fucking geese.

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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Here’s the thing about life: how many garden hoses do you think you’re ever going to buy? Triple that.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Some call it sleeping. I call it rehearsing.

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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Follow me and learn how to save money by not buying food.

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 11/04/2026

I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses

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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

That’s right, ketchup! On the Chicago dog! Molon Labe, fuckers!

Me, enhancing a Chicago-style hot dog with that delightfully piquant but sweet food companion, delicious ketchup.

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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Na na na na Na na na na CATPOST* *now with 100% more dog

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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Mark Wayne Mullins’ face when a judge rules that “there” only has one syllable.

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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

The dog’s not getting enough photo love. I have a dog too. She’s a good old girl.

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Sporkbender PLUS! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

First I read the stuff in my feed, then I get enraged, then I catpost. Don’t judge me, I’m trying to get through this life. Now, who wants a treat? Is it you? Yes it is, ya furry little panhandler.