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Republicans ARE weird. And they smell bad, too. What’s more, they bring crime and disease wherever they go. They’re also lazy, and they live off of of government handouts.

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Spooookbender! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

That, and the Night on Bald Mountain sequence from Fantasia. Scary af when you’re 4.

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Spooookbender! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Tucker always looks like he’s seeing a dog lick its own balls for the first time.

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Spooookbender! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The last non-voter I convinced to vote voted for Trump. I wish I was joking.

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Spooookbender! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

These people should be thrown out of power and made an example of, FOR ONCE. All of them.

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Spooookbender! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I hope it does better than my Surrealist Hawaiian restaurant, Un Chien Andaluau

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Spooookbender! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

They’ll be pushing tort reform again any second now.

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Spooookbender! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“You’d better back down, or I’m gonna kick my dog!”

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Spooookbender! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Attempted Whittling is a light charge. He’ll probably get off with a fine.

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Spooookbender! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You can fix stupid. You can’t fix ignorant. Ignorance is a choice.

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Spooookbender! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The rich won’t be happy until the rest of us are all miserable and penniless. They get off on it. And now they’ve infested the government.

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Spooookbender! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I would have gone with Attack Muffin, but you’re clearly a better person than I am.

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Spooookbender! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Loved Flow. Best thing since prime Miyazaki.

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Spooookbender! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“I didn’t say speak, I said SIT!”

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Spooookbender! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

*Ron Johnson flips table, checkers fly everywhere*

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Spooookbender! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Katie Britt is political lithium for rage-crazed Biblebots.

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Spooookbender! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Nobody says that. Nobody has ever said that.

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Spooookbender! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What, ‘Choosing Texas”? I was hoping we could have a loooong dialog about that.

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Spooookbender! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I can’t tell if that’s pineapple, gnocchi or chitlins.

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Spooookbender! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Prediction markets may have to shift her from “troubled” to “concerned”

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Spooookbender! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

That neck…*pours bleach into eyes*

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Spooookbender! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

We need a 100-year ban on anyone saying “We the People”. Anyone. I’m serious.

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Spooookbender! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It’s only gold on the outside. What’s the word for that, again?

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Spooookbender! @sporkbender.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We need to round up the consultants and stick them in Jerry Daycare until after the election.

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