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Ian

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Only a fool tries to conquer death. But I won't laugh at the guy trying to conquer shame. I like that kind of fool.

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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 21h
fighting all those stupid hand fucks in carla manor to do the Ranni questline yet again
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🌸Anime Themes🌸 @animethemes.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Anime: Cowboy Bebop Style: Opening Track: Tank! Artist: Seatbelts Year: 1998 Studio: Sunrise #Anime #Animesky #AnimeThemes #AnimeOpening #AnimeOP #CowboyBebop
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Foo Midori -碧 風羽 @foomidori.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ワンドロエリィ
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✨️Zucchini✨️ @drawszucchini.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Day 7 of #Umitober2026 - Bunni...I mean Weapon BUNNIES!!!
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Eyepatch Wolf @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i got into a taxi in montreal and the taxi driver enthusiastically told me "hey, you look like that magician, chris angel!" i dont know im ever coming back from that one guys
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Martin @soysauceasian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You know Atlus didn't write the Heaven Burns Red collab because the Persona characters didn't make fun of the protagonist for being openly gay.
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zac 3amsoda @3amsoda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
shannon
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マダガウ @madagau.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Scarena @gbaspgamer.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Berdly Deltarune holds a green pie and says "I've baked you a Gamer's Delight!"
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Nield | PDB @jonyeld.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Oomfie Locked On: Chao Zoom
ALT: Oomfie Locked On: Chao Zoom
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mar 💀 @ B.A.!!!!! @otasatic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
toby fox
Tweet from @tonyhawktruther:
*a gong bangs when I enter the room even though I'm white* Hey guys
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 06/10/2026
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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Playstation 2 can be considered the most fuckable console of all time
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Nield | PDB @jonyeld.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fired once again...
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Spookydoof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the duality of man
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Nield | PDB @jonyeld.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
CIEL SUNDAY!!
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AyyTeeThreeDee 🔰🔞 @ayytee3d.art · 03/10/2026
Rance? The kisser?
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Mbq_101 @mbq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you cannot wash the cotton candy!
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

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Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
she Steely on my Dan till I'm a Third World Man
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Dan Pearce @gamedesigndan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm so fucked up
A man in a VR head set looking at his hands
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Bucky 🔞 @ home ▶️ MFF @buckytheliyote.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
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Pat Stares At WINGS @patstaresat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tierlist of chats suggestions
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James @jamesgamedude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unironically astronomical odds of getting those 6 letters at the end of that link
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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
playing big walk solo
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daily arturia (commissions open) @dailyarturia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yay pool
saber happy submerged in a pool
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cynthia @vampire.cream.land · 29/09/2026
i genuinely felt a profound sadness in my heart when i had to beat this thing up
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Lux!🔪🎃 @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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Marsh Nix 💀 Final They @marshnix.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
"Konnichiwagwan Battler-slime"
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Lumin 🔜 Eclipse [1st Cour] @screwy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Google's stupid AI "People also ask" column, with the entry:

"Is Billy Bat historically accurate?"
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Excavate Card Bot @cards.excavate.top · 27/09/2026
Snowman Creator
Snowman Creator

WATER / Machine / Effect • Level 4 • ATK: 1600 / DEF: 1000

When this card is Summoned: You can create a number of Ice Counters equal to the number of WATER monsters you control, place them on a face-up monster(s) your opponent controls, then, if you placed 3 or more Ice Counters by this effect, you can destroy 1 card your opponent controls.
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blawnk @blawnk.com · 27/09/2026
this is how i find out Super Monkey Ball 2's keyboard has no lowercase w???? just a second t??
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fancy waddle dee @fivepoisonskid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
George: She put Baldur’s Gate 3 on her “games that made me” 3x3! Jerry: So? You like that game. George: Don’t you see? It’s too new to have made her. I can’t be with a woman who doesn’t respect prompts. Kramer: Minnesota Fats Pool Legend, now that’s a game
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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 24/09/2026
Jehuty, Zone of the Enders [ twitch.tv/genczilla ]
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Marsh Nix 💀 Final They @marshnix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning
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Jason @envinyon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
rean and lloyd are basically ultra instinct womanizers, they don't have to think about it randy is vegeta
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corpse @consume.red · 25/09/2026
Screenshot of a Tumblr-style reply thread between accounts named "zhuangzi" and "xunzi," each using a traditional ink-portrait avatar: zhuangzi an elderly sage with a long white beard and dark headwear on a cream ground, xunzi a black-bearded man in a dark cap. zhuangzi opens: "while you were jacking off to boobs and ass i was jacking off to masterful use of negative space." xunzi replies: "you can just say hole." zhuangzi answers: "you don't understand anything."
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Tirk @frogkaro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"What if Nintendo bought Sonic??? Would we get better Sonic games????" You would get 0 Sonic games bc there's only like 7 people in japan who gives a shit about that blue rat, 6 of whom work at sega as an obligation and the 7th is Inugami Korone
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 24/09/2026
tribute? you steal men’s souls and make them your slaves
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Argos @ez-ez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tsukihime has presented to me the concept of the "coughing hydrogen baby". Tohno Shiki is at every moment the most dangerous thing in the room, but at the same time, he is a sack of potatoes dropped in the middle of said room, unable to get up by himself.
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
final fantasy tactics didn't say any of that you're all making it look so much lamer than it really is
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Spookydoof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Pat Stares At WINGS @patstaresat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
AND YOU SHOULD
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🌸Anime Themes🌸 @animethemes.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Anime: Maria†Holic Style: Opening Track: HANAJI Artist: Yuu Kobayashi Year: 2009 Studio: Shaft #Anime #Animesky #AnimeThemes #AnimeOpening #AnimeOP #Maria†Holic #MariaHolic
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Dylan Macri, Cadhla182, Commissions Open @dylanmacri.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Brennan Lee Mulligan on the set of game changer looking slightly unhinged with a speech bubble implying he's saying the quoted post.
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