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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 19h
Want some rye? 'course you do
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Everybody seems to want to turn git into svn 🫩
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe it'll happen today
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@alistrathern.bsky.social you seem like a decent guy, but please read this: growinguptransgender.com/2026/10/02/l... When you read that, do you feel pride or shame at being a member of the Labour party? Does the direct effect of what Labour has done align with your values?
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Leaving the UK with a heavy heart
Today, as a family, we have booked our flights and our one-way ticket out of the UK. This has not felt like a choice. This feels like fleeing to protect ourselves. For the past 7 years we have look…
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not this time, Mr spider!
A closed door, with some spider legs poking around the edge of the door
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Another favourite UI pattern: The modal that pops up on a webpage a second after it loads, but is dismissed by clicking off it or navigating to a different page. In normal use, it means a question that was important enough to be asked gets accidentally dismissed before you realise it's there.
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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"we allowed rights to be stripped from minorities and tolerated illegal wars and destroyed literature about queer and trans history in order to prevent fascism"
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2dchaos - WISHLIST NECHROMIA!!! @2dchaos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
idk, I'm tired af, wishlist nechromia -_- store.steampowered.com/app/4720620/...
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NECHROMIA on Steam
Trapped in a Castle made of memories that aren’t yours, you must navigate a path between light and dark to solve the mystery of your imprisonment and regain your freedom in this high contrast survival...
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wishing Mitch another lucrative 40 years in the senate
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don't know what kind of regulations AI tech companies are trying to get put in place, but I thought I should record my prediction before I find out. I'll bet it's regulation that doesn't limit them in any meaningful way, but does make it much harder for anyone else to enter the same market.
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Started a new job recently, and the bathrooms all have this on the door. Reassuring to think my new employer is based.
Sign on the toilet door:

RESTROOM

Please use the bathroom that best fits your gender identity, expression or that you're most comfortable with.

Gender Diversity is welcomed here.
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Channel 4 News @channel4news.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation. 🔗 Read the exclusive story on Substack:
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Exclusive: Nigel Farage filmed undercover celebrating secret new foreign donations
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation.
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What does paprika taste like? My hot take is that it doesn't taste of anything and that all it does is make food look slightly red.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 01/09/2026
Simpsons "worst...so far" meme with added everything on fire
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Did you know that there are actually a bunch more verses of Jolene that Dolly cut for time? There’s a whole bit where we learn Jolene has a massive TV and an amazing DVD collection and also a Criterion subscription.
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Apparently you can just rename whatever you want.
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Tom Vian @sfbtom.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Mermaid Mask is back on -10% sale on Steam, but even better is the Detective Grimoire Series bundle: since the previous 2 games in the series are -80%, the whole bundle is nearly half price overall Over half of all TMM sales have been through this bundle! store.steampowered.com/app/1696770/...
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
New computer, but it is way more powerful than I actually need for most of the games I actually play. So it looks like I'm going to have to buy Cyberpunk again.
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Well shit. I guess my toenails win this battle.
Some nail clippers that have snapped
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Okay Clacton. Let’s go.
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Imagine living in Clacton and being so joyless that you make the choice not to do the objectively funny thing of voting for Count Binface
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 11/08/2026
#clacton @countbinface.bsky.social
A poster for Count Binface urging Conservative, Labour, Lib Dem and Green voters to get out and bin FARAGE
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I have some income again, so it's time to pull the trigger on a new PC... Just waiting for this AI bubble to pop... Any day now...
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I wish everything was easy and not hard.
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I don't quite understand how attempting to destroy FIFA results in him being able to steal International Rescue's technology, but it's good that his plans seem to be being foiled.
The Hood, from Thunderbirds
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eddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are trans athletes in youth sports.
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Got back into Hades II the other night. This made me chuckle:
Odysseus contemplating the players travels, thinks "journey" isn't a strong enough word, and says there has to be a better word for it...
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I have questions...
Picture of a book: Rebel Moon, part one - a child of fire. The official movie novelization
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is a great thread
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
We should all take a moment to remember the Stockport rioter getting a brick to the nuts. Something to cheer us up.
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Holy shit! Are they making a Resident Evil film that isn't utter dogshit? Wow!
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
My daughter's birthday sleepover begins. Soon, there will be wild gangs of girls roaming my house. Please, wish me luck.
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Fantastic gig last night
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Just bought this, so excited to play it... But I'm not going to be able to until next week 😭
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
hankgreen.com/smush · 16 Jul 430 pts · ★★ pangram first · god damnit 😤 · no hints 🥞🥞🥞 🥞⭐🥞 🟨🥞🥞 So annoying... I didn't notice that there was another letter to use...
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Smush
A daily word game. Each letter gets 5 uses. Except the gold one, which is always required.
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
On the 5th August, the EHRC's Code of Practice becomes statutory guidance. It will make life even harder for many trans & non-binary people. It's unworkable & harmful. The Good Law Project is challenging & wants to hear from people affected by these exclusions. goodlawproject.org/discriminato...
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‘Discriminatory’ and ‘unworkable’ trans guidance to come into force | Good Law Project
The equalities minister has ordered the government’s harmful code of practice will apply from 5 August – we’re pushing back
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Trent Reznor embarrassed when dating profile exaggeration exposed: Nine Inch Fails.
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Trent Reznor hiding from extreme weather: Nine Inch Hails.
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Thoughts and prayers to the family of Alex Jones
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The only reason I don't dislike Andy Burnham as much as Keir Starmer, is I haven't seen a list of pledges that align with my values, that then led to me feeling betrayed when he went against all of them. Instead, not aligning with my values is just his starting point.
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Had an idea, and tried to see if AI could mock it up for me quickly. It could not, but this amused me.
Screenshot of chat with an AI

Me: Look what your careless hands have wrought

AI: *Me, an Al with zero actual hands*: sweating nervously
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
How many different Alex Joneses have there been?
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Whenever an AI compliments me on something I asked, I get this awful feeling that I've just fucked up somehow.
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
That feeling of rejection when a cat jumps into your garden, but then doesn't let you pet it.
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Speaking ill of the dead is probably quite upsetting to friends and family left behind. However, I kind of think it's our responsibility to prevent this by not being complete twats while we're alive, rather than everyone else’s responsibility to censor themselves after we've gone.
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Why does Bluesky allow you to like your own posts?
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prime time crackervision @lewmo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
pov: you are frieza after having been split in half by trunks' sword
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Bought an optical cable to connect my TV to my hi-fi. Never used one before, not sure which way in it goes, so I think I'll just try and see which way it fits. The port on the TV is now destroyed. Who designed this connector?
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The irony here is that the bloke whose only selling point is that he’s “not a career politician” is spluttering that it’s insulting to be challenged by someone who’s clearly not a career politician. So what are your qualifications, mate? Is it by any chance that you’re a career politician?
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Watching Morocco play reminds me of all the reasons I hate football
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