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Oli

@spoonmeiser.bsky.social
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 6h
That's step 3
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 20h
This is a robbery?
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 21h
Want some rye? 'course you do
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 23h
Inversely, there are so many systems and designs that people take for granted now, and it's worth experiencing a time when people were still figuring them out to appreciate how much design has gone into them and is invisible now.
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You'd need to before you got to the newspapers and magazines.
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Straight to prison.
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How can you even vibe code something that you're not an expert in? How do you validate that the right thing has been built if you don't even understand what the right thing is? Photoshop wins by employing experts who intentionally build the correct thing.
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Actually, I feel much better
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh shiiit I'm gonna die! Does a contraction count as o e word?
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"enablers"
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Everybody seems to want to turn git into svn 🫩
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You think that maybe God works in batches to make it easier on Himself?
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe it'll happen today
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🏆
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thoughts and prayers
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@alistrathern.bsky.social you seem like a decent guy, but please read this: growinguptransgender.com/2026/10/02/l... When you read that, do you feel pride or shame at being a member of the Labour party? Does the direct effect of what Labour has done align with your values?
growinguptransgender.com
Leaving the UK with a heavy heart
Today, as a family, we have booked our flights and our one-way ticket out of the UK. This has not felt like a choice. This feels like fleeing to protect ourselves. For the past 7 years we have look…
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Who are you? ...and Casey S. Pumpkins is...?
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Emacs or vi?
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well done. You deserve it. 🏆
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think the answer is more "because capitalism" I'll make money doing this, and if I don't, someone else will, because money. The harm is being done either way and I prefer the way in which I'm the one who has the money.
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ok, I think I get what you mean, although some of this is just maths rather than evolution. Perception of depth is something our brain does, and we've evolved to perceive depth in a way which is useful to us - is that an accurate summary of what you're saying?
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm with you for everything else, but I really can't fathom what you're saying about perspective here?
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
England? That's where *I* live! *Looks out the window to see if I can see you*
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh, she's back! Things are looking up for Oli!
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maybe she's laundering her income by buying flamingos to hide it from HMRC
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can assure you, based on my extensive experience in dunking HobNobs, they won't.
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the most upsetting thing I have ever read on Blue sky.
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Was the reason this post didn't actually make you eat the Lion Bar, because you had already eaten it, mere moments after purchase?
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm still struggling with the conundrum of how to open a packet of HobNobs, without then eating a packet of HobNobs
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Emily Short is a master.
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That bra looks incredibly uncomfortable
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She followed me, but seems to have disappeared. It was beautiful while it lasted.
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Fat Controller from Thomas the Tank Engine
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mr spider lives to fight another day
The spider, after the door was opened again. Remarkably un-crushed
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not this time, Mr spider!
A closed door, with some spider legs poking around the edge of the door
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm super interested to hear what you think about Nighthawks; I'm considering that too
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Add extra fingers to everything. And hope it gets scraped for AI training.
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Things that Trump could rename
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How do I get a permit to molest an eagle?
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a large room with a ceiling which cannot be detected from the ground. The room is deafeningly loud with an undetermined rushing sound. The sound seems to reverberate from all of the walls, making it difficult even to think.. On the ground is a large platinum bar.
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Most of the runtime will be dedicated to figuring out the correct port forwarding
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watson erasure. Terrible.
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I am specifically not telling you to hack it, but test your hypothesis to make sure it's correct."
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would posit that this approach wouldn't be any more successful.
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I initially interpreted that as you didn't have to look anything up to know he had died. Like, you felt a disturbance in the force, and just knew.
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I sometimes wonder if there's a special training that some people take to be so rude. It seems inconceivable to me that people are naturally this way.
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Isn't that basically how Megaman works?
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Were there a lot of murders happening inside Willard?
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Congratulations
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Oli @spoonmeiser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just shitting into itself
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