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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up)

@spooloflies.bsky.social
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Amy, queer cis Jew, she/her. Kidlit, reality TV, lady superheroes, lit theory, collage. All the #BlackWidow feelings. Watched 1400+ Law & Order episodes in a year. I'm sorry for who I am during Big Brother season. Asthma, TMJ, and #ActuallyOCD. So tired.

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adji🧸🎀🔮 @adjii.bsky.social · 5h
i’m watching three people i never knew existed three months ago eating dave’s hot chicken on the last night of feeds and im getting emotional #bb28
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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 4h
After work I was going to the store but I couldn't find matching shoes so instead I slept. So I should really find matching shoes before I go back to sleep. That is This Evening Amy's job.
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 14h
Oh we're doing Romance novel discourse again?
Fred from Scooby Doo unmasks a ghost in two panels. In the first, the masked ghost is, "HERE'S WHY THIS GENRE I HATE IS BAD." In the second, the ghost is unmasked to turn out to be, "I HAVEN'T READ OF IT BUT"
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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 12h
#bb28 Wait is Rachel going to return in the finale like the time laser bandits did or are people who don't watch Unlocked just going to believe that in Big Brother canon she's permanently dead because a velociraptor knocked her into a volcano
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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 12h
Sometimes you want to have an analytical conversation about what hotness is and how we define beauty and the aesthetics of power and how a franchise like L&O approaches it differently than a franchise like the MCU. And sometimes you just wanna stare at the pretty woman in a suit. Both valid.
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 16h
Significant numbers of leftists think Mayor Mamdani has betrayed the left by putting out an anti-antisemitism plan at all, and groups that claim to fight antisemitism like the ADL are giving Mamdani zero credit because he has not suddenly endorsed Zionism, and I am caught between and I am tired.
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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I thought I was doing enough better from the cough that I could stop taking all the cough meds and then I learned a valuable lesson about how incorrect that is.
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moby dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
RFK Jr just coming straight out and admitting that the purpose of genAI is to allow fascists to pretend that inconvenient truths aren't true. Sounds to me like a good reason to ban it at once!
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Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a few years ago, references to Simon of Trent or Leo Frank trutherism were a sign that someone was an intensely Christian and/or Neo-Nazi right-wing antisemite but now formerly-normal lefty politics influencers who stayed on Twitter casually reply to Mamdani with 15th century blood libel posts
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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think I've been stockholmed into liking the song from the new iPhone commercial that's constantly playing on youtube.
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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#bb28 Drew is absolutely doing the thing where you try to seem cooler to people you want to impress by throwing your friends under the bus.
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Lisa No Thank You @ohseafarer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is pretty much the college town mayor equivalent of firebombing fraternity row tbh (which I would also rate very highly, if any college town mayors seeking a popularity boost are reading)
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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#bb28 Okay but even if every single person in the house is blessed with the supernatural ability to move on and not take it seriously and not be offended or hurt. Why should the audience have to do the same?
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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know you're not supposed to use Q-Tips in your ears but no one will suggest a better way to release tension-based ear pressure so I think I should get a special waiver.
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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As you can imagine, people in the replies and quotes are being completely normal about this and not immediately turning it into a referendum on Isr- (taps earpiece) Oh. Oh no.
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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why are we talking about Elon Musk's body looks like and not the fact that he's a Nazi criminal responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths around the world and is interfering with elections and draining the American public coffers through his scam companies? Eyes on the ball people.
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TheSecondBatgirl @thesecondbatgirl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We could also go back to DVD releases with deleted scenes! Like we used to!
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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can't believe I let people convince me for DECADES Arcadia was about a shippy Mulder/Scully scenario when it's actually about Mulder being a petty asshole baiting a HOA and its pet monster.
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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mixed up "I Can Read With My Eyes Shut" and "Oh Say Can You Say." This is so embarrassing.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can we societally reframe this as "once again Marvel didn't somehow realize they were missing key pieces in their movies until months or years later"
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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LRP It honestly really fucks me up to recognize that my two months of constant painful coughing were actually disabling rather than an inconvenience and as a result every time I see something like this I get all surprised Pikachu about it
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Bwillett Comics, Monster Boyfriend Specialist @bwillettcomics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also not all of us wear n95s for *just* Covid. 'Just a cold' causes me month long lung infections. I like not spending 1/6th of my year in bed with a fever and barely breathing. I'm kooky like that
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo saying "Diegetic Background Music"
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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you think I could convince my family that a song from the Muppets is a classic poem
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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guys my mom sent me the list of reading she put together for the unveiling and amazingly almost every single thing not directly from a siddur is bad.
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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Spent a lot of time this week being smug about having a dedicated medication drawer for someone who found her pills in the lightbox today
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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#bb28 I wish the conversation about how people are talking about Drew this season extended to how people have talked about other players in the show's history. The difference is that now that judgment goes to ALL hgs instead of just some, and also more fans push back against toxic biases.
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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I made a lot of unforced errors this weekend but all the furniture and boxes that needed to be moved are moved.
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celbel @celbel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[also Melody's jury entry comes with the context of she's just found out most of the podcasters care more about her relationship to Drew than they do about her game] #BB28
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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#bb28 "One time I thought I won the whole game because I couldn't find any of you" I thought it was when you won the Coin of Destiny.
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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#bb28 All well-deserved snark aside, though, Melody's doing a shit job advocating for Drew in jury by saying she had no strategy other than clinging to him like a limpet.
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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#bb28 I feel like "Welcome to jury, bitch" is going to be the most long-lasting thing Angela brought to this season.
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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#bb28 Angela, Melody. Ladies. It's okay. You're BOTH not threats.
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✨ Laas ✨ @whatabossislaas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Taylor, about Haley: “I think she should be designated America’s Favorite Victim” LMFAOOOOOOOO GET HER TAYLOR #bb28
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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#bb28 Oh so Drew just assumed Devens was telling the truth. Cool. Okay.
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Madison @maddelusional.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
jeff probst presenting the billie eilish boomerang vma! #VMAs
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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why is Jeff Probst at the VMAs? Is this my punishment for questioning Gangsta's Paradise?
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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I need them to stop advertising Survivor with Gangsta's Paradise
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Brandizzoh @brandizzoh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can't remember if it was you or someone else who posted Taylor and Drew chats yesterday but she said the strategy she'd use on The Challenge is to rage bait people while staying completely calm and it really makes every comment from her a little funnier to me 😂
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Wingnut (Monica) 🎀 RIP 😈 @vintagewingnut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I admire players who find ways to break the game in advantageous ways without breaking the rules. Taylor is clever as hell. Good on her for thinking of it first & for outsmarting production #BB28
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G♿ne off that Drewlor Final 2 🤙🤪 @i-am-not-on.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
becca😭😭😭😭😭😭 #bb28
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026
[An edited comic panel (from Spider-Man and the X-Men #2 (2015)) of the humanoid pterosaur Sauron from X-Men speaking:]
"But I Don't Want To Build A Coalition. I Want To Dunk On The Outgroup"
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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm finally moving furniture around the apartment (MOM I TOLD YOU I'D DO IT ONCE I STOPPED COUGHING) and I just had to move a VCR to get to a dresser and I know I have a hoarding disorder but the VCR is actually not related to that, I just really like video tapes.
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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(yes i deleted and reposted to add alt text don't worry about it)
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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Genuinely relieved to hear "Follow me down into the valley night / Where all the flowers bloom" after all all those other songs that presumably get royalties and recognition. Traitors needs to be high camp and it needs its iconic song. #TraitorsNewBlood
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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shoved a finger in my mouth as a last-ditch "stop clenching teeth" attempt. Now bite marks on finger. Need to reassess for a new last-ditch plan.
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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just started #TraitorsNewBlood and why the fuck do they have actual songs people know. This is bullshit.
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Amy (1000 Big Brother episodes and she still won't shut up) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching SNL and realizing the only comedians I recognize anymore are from Taskmaster.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
LOL cc: @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social
Screenshot from the Facebook page Tokin’ Jew with the text “say less, I’m there” above a picture of a flyer stapled to an power pole that has a picture of Sunkist fruit slices and says


VIGIL
IN THE PARKING LOT
FOR
SUNKIST
FRUIT SLICES

September 24 at 7:15pm
MOURNERS KADDISH WILL BE RECITED.
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