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Bob @psychobob4q2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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carolmac80💙🌈☮️🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸🇺🇦🧿🌊 @carolmac80.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just when you thought it was safe to back to Trick 'r Treating... #SusanDell
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes, Pete Hegseth is so incompetent that our troops go without necessary medical care, but at least they are called "warriors" now while they go untreated. So it all evens out . . .
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Soldiers seriously wounded in Iranian drone strike tell AP the military's medical system failed them
Some U.S. soldiers gravely wounded in the deadliest Iran strike on American troops say the military medical system failed them.
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Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet @pleightx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trump sending Putin a Happy Birthday message
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Al Cappuccino…☕️🇮🇹 @alcappuccinoit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“When the president does it, that means it is not illegal.”—Richard Nixon “no limits”—Donald Trump, talking about his presidential power
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𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @nashishereforit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At least he can get a job in the FBI…
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realKyleKeegan @realkylekeegan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sweet! It’s working!
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GingerSpice💙 @thedesertginger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pete Whiskeybreath has cone up with an exclusive "Dept of War" clothing line Glorifying war and violence is now what they want our military to be about. Not protecting us from enemies, but being the aggressors
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We’re better than this!
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Even Rafael Cruz won’t go near him, and he’s shit too.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My favorite thing about the Kimberly Guilfoyle donor texts scandal is that it has to be humiliating for her that it’s now public. And it’s got to sting to know that it must have been Eric Deters who leaked her messages instructing him to help her commit tax fraud and cover up the scheme.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
https://www.instagram.com/loxartist?stkn=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The only thing Ted Cruz loves more than having Trump call his wife ugly is getting crop dusted by him.
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Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet @pleightx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fixed it. #PeteHegseth #NoFatties
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realKyleKeegan @realkylekeegan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BREAKING: Trump fires RFK, Jr for not thinking of spreading the bubonic plague before Putin did.
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Who needs a little pick me up?
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Reminds me of when they say they support the Affordable Care Act but are against Obamacare.
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BREAKING: Katie Britt receives assistance from a colleague with shutting her gaping pie hole.
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m not big on alien conspiracies but I’m pretty sure Ivanka was replaced by a grey.
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Because it didn’t sound stupid enough.
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BREAKING: Katie Britt receives assistance from a colleague with shutting her gaping pie hole.
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Robert De Niro: Very True Finger Wag
ALT: Robert De Niro: Very True Finger Wag
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
BREAKING: DC Comics announces Secretary of Commerce & Epstein Island tourist Howard Lutnick to be latest villan character to be added to its comic book universe. Because he's the creep America doesn’t deserve, but he’s the one it gets right now anyway.
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
After hearing trump’s $5000 bribe, MAGA be like.
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Think I figured out whose idea it was to post Dr. Jesus.
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
🎵 The roof….the roof….the roof is on fire. 🎵 🔥 Slava Ukraini🇺🇦
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
George Washington keepin it real yo.
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
👀😂
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
BREAKING: Republicans release new video proving Mitch McConnell is alive and well.
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Sing along, you know the words 🔊
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Stay forever young with H. Dumpty mobility scooters.
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Eric Champnella @echamp.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
BREAKING: McConnell releases second photo, further proving he's recovering from health scare.
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
🤣Sorry, Zelda. Maybe this will helps
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
You’re a very shitty person, Irene
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
😭😭😭
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
BREAKING: Senator Mitch McConnell has made a full recovery after tests revealed he was only suffering from low-T. Doctors contacted Pete Hegseth to remedy the situation and the Senator was discharged from the hospital eager to return to the Senate.
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Figured I’d look ahead into next week so you don’t have to. You’re welcome.
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
😂
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Every morning President Trump makes a promise to himself that he can’t keep.
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
BREAKING: After months of wrestling with the Iran war, President Trump declares victory!
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I loved Dethklok.😂
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
BREAKING: The White Trash House circus is on full display as clown cars & motorcycles jump across the peoples lawn in preparation for President Pedo the clowns birthday. A patriotic sight sure to fill every American w/ pride knowing the world isn’t laughing at us anymore.
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Get it done already
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Happy Caturday Bluesky 😻
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Paulette Feeney ❌️👑 @pauletteparis1.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
This is horrendous!
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Remember that rally where Trump couldn’t stop talking to his supporters about Arnold Palmer’s junk?
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The SpookyForce Gazette 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
BREAKING: President Trump and Stephen Miller announce renovation plans for the Statue of Liberty.
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