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Avon Caulin

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Gordon Fuckin-Bennett, door-to-door door & dormer dealer from Dingdong. Superannuent spacehopper shearer, semi-secular 🥔Spudinist, soap dodger & space cadet, 2nd class. 🛶 🇬🇧🌹📎 💪🇺🇦 👎🇷🇺 follow><back optional. no spam no dms no lists no nuffink right😠

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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ok, Iggy in iPlayer but it's the actual Max Headroom, glitching through your playlist & rendering as Tilly Norwood for a couple of seconds. That'd do it for me.
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They're polling eight points lower than their general election result, which was itself the worst in their entire history, their leader couldn't explain the big defense policy they opened conference with, none of their big new tax cuts are funded, and yet it's still covered as a triumph
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's encouraging. Hope you find things to absorb you through any uncomfortable bits, like choosing which charity to donate all the saved money to 😄, but sure you'll be fine Exclncy Armando! 😁
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Got a plan? I read most comments but may have missed smth... I found substitution good, interesting exotic concoctions to drink instead etc. And when you're sick of them, there's a lot of coffee varieties to try. 🥺😥😭
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's a ball. You'll love it.
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Al Pacino as Michael Corleone in The Godfather
ALT: Al Pacino as Michael Corleone in The Godfather
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
☹️ same. Gut problems last year. Commiserations. I'm fine tho 😐.
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Which one is you MC? Can I be the little green erm... chap at the bottom right with the surprising hair pls?
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Journal of Art in Society @artinsociety.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
An evocative landscape, with the hazards of driving through the countryside on a wintry night, by 20th century Birmingham illustrator Michael Reilly. He specialised in transport-related scenes and travel posters (1930s)
Snowy night scene of road passing through fields, and what seems to be a fallen tree on road, illuminated by headlights of approaching car
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Egon Schiele @artistschiele.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Double Portrait (Chief Inspector Heinrich Benesch and His Son Otto), 1913 botfrens.com/collections/88/content…
Egon Schiele's "Double Portrait (Chief Inspector Heinrich Benesch and His Son Otto)" showcases his distinctive expressionist style through stark, angular lines and stark emotion. The composition emphasizes the relationship between father and son, capturing both their individuality and familial connection.
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The ghost of Ted Heath is nodding in jowly agreement.
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Big boys told me to say it" 😂👍. I think your on the right side of the "does everybody and everything deserve as comfortable life as possible?" debate there anyway so I'd own it if I were you 😅, hard to argue with. Unless with Techbro s, who are all Ready Rental gits.
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A plan we should all get behind Panda 👍
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Man Says 'Sounds Good' with Beer
ALT: Man Says 'Sounds Good' with Beer
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t think I’m the only person who will appreciate this
Triangular diagram labelled The Introvert
Hierarchy of Needs. 

Top: Self-actualisation - A completely empty house. An arrow pointing to the house says “Nobody needs anything. Nobody is coming home for hours. Phone on silent.” 

The next level is Esteem - Plans getting cancelled. An arrow here says “‘Sorry, we're going to have to rearrange.’ Oh no. That's terrible. I'm devastated.” 

Next level: Belonging - One person you actually like. No group chat. No networking. No "let's go round and introduce ourselves." Just one person you can talk absolute shit with. 

Fourth level: Safety - An escape route. Own car. End seat. Knowing exactly when the event finishes. A believable reason to leave early.

Bottom of pyramid: Physiological needs - Being left the fuck alone for a bit. Food. Water. Sleep. 45 minutes where nobody speaks to you.

Created by Lee Harding, @theintrovertedrecruiter
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
when cruising in an empty ship, if you can get nothing better out of the world, get a good dinner out of it, at least
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That 500Gb pm btw, hardly ever used over 200 on old contract.
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😀
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Cute Bird Sings 'Cheap Cheap Cheap'
ALT: Cute Bird Sings 'Cheap Cheap Cheap'
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think it ai, you can tell by Andrea's second golden ear. What actual human wood make sush a mistaken?
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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Every joke is a tiny revolution... The big function of humor is to suggest that the world is not as it seems, and that it is capable of being changed. That is why all totalitarian regimes fear it." George Orwell
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No she’s not.
TLS: Mary Beard on the Bayeux Tapestry.
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck knows why but I found this on my phone, now so have you 😂, sorry-not-sorry. I think it's Andrea Leadsom. Might be Ronnie Corbett without his glasses on. 🤷
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
& with any future rw govt, before you know it we'll be executing shoplifters.
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For me it's about who *we* are, not what the individual has done so much. I don't like spending tax money to keep monsters alive, but when you start down the road of 'they deserve it' I reckon you'll find the public think that an awful lot of criminals 'deserve it' +
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm using a data only SIM (in a cpe device -poe-> router, but an old phone w hotspot shld b ok), eBay sellers resell these 'short dated', this 👇cost <£80, <£4pm, works great, 2gb film downloaded in <3 minutes the other night. No contract, topup, bundles etc. just buy another in 18mths. I'm v smug 🙂
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RoseRed @thebookishgardener.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🖌️ Annie Soudain Meadow, 2017 #print #art #autumn
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And a superlatively happy #FuckOffFriday to you too Great Lord. I understand that your magnificent stories are often released in the scratch n' sniff format?
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
[🍊👹💩]->⚰️, 🥳🍾👯‍♂️🤸👯‍♀️, 🗓️👑❓
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2000AD Randomizer @2000adrandom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Paul Peart / Robin Smith
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Tom And Jerry Tom Laughing
ALT: Tom And Jerry Tom Laughing
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Skipped the Nazis, huh.
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I googled it & there's actually a ton of nice friendly graphical front ends for ffmpeg, so you don't have to type words and symbols into a terminal 🤪
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(I use it on my phone these days via yt-dlp under Termux to get all the audio from yt playlists 😃)
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You may need to adapt the process a little, see what pops out if you just output to a file with an .mkv extension, it might work fine first time, you may need to extract audio from the output & then recombine with the video but once your have the process yr, laughing.
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's ok, it's not your fault you're a Fikko, just read that link & you'll see the syntax, substitute yr actual file paths (C:\whatever...\my_audio.xyz), if you'd like an automation script to process all the exports in an output folder it should be easy. .
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let me know if u run into any trouble. I used it a lot years ago transcoding audio downloads, it's pretty much all you need for your sort of use case. I don't think there's a gui available but the cmd syntax is straightforward.
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😱😭 Drokk!
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She's a 2000ad fangirl with a penchant for creative spelling?
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ffmpeg it can do this 👇, don't know what file formats Zoom exports but it looks like an .mkv output file type should handle it. You'd need to install Ffmpeg but it works well on Windows.
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How to merge audio and video file with FFmpeg?
I want to merge an audio file (.wav or .au format) with a video file (.mp4 format). Please suggest me how to achieve this. I want to merge these file to new .mp4 video file.
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Kids In The Hall: Crushing Your Head!
ALT: Kids In The Hall: Crushing Your Head!
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Summer Floating Fun: "Thats A Good One"
ALT: Summer Floating Fun: "Thats A Good One"
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
or, from a distance, a bowl of tiny sun-bleached teddy bears. nom nom nom 🧸️🍽️.
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Looks like he's feasting on a bowl of tiny skulls. V appropriate.
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M.C. @mcmgoptimist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
GM 🌄 ☕️ 💙 🎨 Sumarokov Vladimir
Oil on canvas painting called "Evening in Santorini".
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Arie Sonneveld @ariesonneveld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The admirable reticense of the Ukrainians in the choice of targets is almost superhuman. That is partly because they have to make the most of their resources. But I suppose it's also a cornerstone of their strength.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This, to me, doesn't look like the kind of thing you want to encourage your dog to go for.
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Edward Hopper @edwardhopper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Couple Drinking - 1906 botfrens.com/collections/173/conten…
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Paul Halpern @phalpern.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Albert Einstein, before, during, and after reading all of the books, magazines, and research articles in his extensive library 🤔 #Einstein #science #physics
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Kay @gothwhoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is not the branding I would go for I think if I was tasked with producing signage.
A sign in a menswear section that reads 100 years of fash at M&S, with the letters ‘ion’ below and to the right of the word fash.
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wishing you a most very happy #FuckOffFriday too great Lord, all in the best POSSIBLE taste.
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🎸💐🥹
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Kendall Reviews @kendallreviews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If the BBC are going to remove 11 sketches from That Mitchell and Webb Look on iPlayer because ‘the comedy doesn’t work in 2026,’ can they please remove Mrs. Brown’s Boys too because ‘the comedy has never worked'
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