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Tim

@spodlife.bsky.social
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Software engineer, occasionally emerges from the murky depths to be sociable, do photography, and maybe ride a bicycle. Sorry, no DMs on here.

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j4 @jaffa.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Your regular reminder that "Innocent Drinks" is Coca-Cola, for whom £8000 is a rounding error on a tax evasion spreadsheet.
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KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"I take the vaccines to make the autism stronger"
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That would be amazing!
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He did, didn't he?
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fewer cracks in the glass?
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
USA plates are particularly hard to read with small plates, thin fonts, low contrast surface/ink, and duplicate numbers issued by different states.
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Turning state violence into a public spectacle is a very fascist move BTW.
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Amazing such a premium brand would put something so critical in that low, vulnerable, front quarter.
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Or not change them at all!
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Living a solar powered life means I now love the sun. Some gentle rain at night would be useful.
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That will definitely be a few steps up from when I was randomly asked for directions to the airport, while in the middle of nowhere.
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A few I don't know there. Mine would include Descent, Civ 2, and the Civ sequel Alpha Centauri. Prince of Persia. Repton.
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Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You know how it goes when Disney characters alter the deal. 😶
static.klipy.com
Darth Vader Alter The Deal
ALT: Darth Vader Alter The Deal
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
After the inevitable backlash we can look forward to Disney Plus+.
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What could go wrong? A croc wins gold 🥇
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The Anti-Christ Brosnahan @chrisbrosnahan.com · 11/09/2026
The fact that Chris Morris and Patrick Marber were able to do a genuinely great sketch about 9/11, hidden as an Easter Egg on the The Day Today DVD is a remarkable thing. If you've never heard it, it's astonishing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SPW...
youtube.com
The Day Today - September 11th
YouTube video by BigDaz
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Could populate with inbreds 🤡
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gurl ner rnfvre gb zbavgbe naq pbageby vs gurl ner pybfre gbtrgure.
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Is it DNS?
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My favourite time of year in the supermarket is the week between Christmas and New Year when Easter gatecrashes the party.
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Does your car have speed holes?
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It took two days, but we fixed our network! (By running a cable the length of the boat)
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Name your fave Disney Princess (wrong answers only)
Ursa, as played by Sarah Douglas, in Superman and Superman II.
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Mikjaer @mikjaer.com · 21/08/2026
Last troll of the day, and a beautiful sunset, that was 9 trolls in one day 💪 ... I'm continuing tomorrow 😎
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Naturally Narrow @naturallynarrow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Colonel Saunders has been staring at me all morning. Mr bought zinger flavour crisps. I am not even going to try them as I hate chicken crisps. He has now tried them and said spicy and chickeny but nothing like a zinger. I am still not wanting to eat one.
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Thanks, lens refraction for making a better eclipse image than the main subject
Solar eclipse, partial
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Probably would be vibe coding today?
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Iain Clark But In The Fog @iainjclarkart.com · 11/08/2026
It is tempting to blame Andrew Wakefield for the current vaccine debacle in the US but in actual fact yes let's blame Andrew Wakefield the criminally negligent scam artist.
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You say "smashing it with a hammer" as if it were a bad thing.
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Until I read the manual I thought Wee Ben might be one of your programs.
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Your friendly local wizard is going to pretend to eat the sun on Wednesday afternoon/evening.
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Ooh, bad luck. Not that you'd manage much cruising outside the Llangollen Canal with all the low water levels.
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
One step beyond
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Open slowly in case of new fermentation, and then a sniff test?
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Exactly! I, and so many of my colleagues, have left their shopping in the work fridge overnight.
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Yes, good idea to get clear consent from the person tied up to the X frame.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 29/07/2026
If Amnesty is afraid to call anti-rights groups anti-rights, they are no longer fit for purpose.
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
First showings on Friday mornings (not school holidays) are my favourite - any other audience members will be dedicated cinephiles too.
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Naturally Narrow @naturallynarrow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I need some new dressmaking scissors. The ones I have got used for other things and are a bit rubbish. They were not fancy to start with, so I do not think they can be saved. Any recommendations?
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A lovely use for a previous piece of essential engineering and safety www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Haslemere signal box reopens as working museum
Volunteers restore the Victorian structure to show visitors how railway signalling once worked.
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Are you going up? Can you go up Hurleston?
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I love B-mode on my EV. I can only imagine cars with one pedal mode are even better.
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
He was just doing a #2 in the Turdis
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The author uses their profits to legally enforce NDAs against abuse victims
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
So long as they make available audio recordings of all their crimes
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Me too 🤣
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The BBC tried for 20 years: Why don’t you just switch off your television set and go and do something less boring instead?
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Tim @spodlife.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Slider phone, or early one with just a home button on the front?
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