His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 39mCraig Don’t Dribble Toothpaste on Your Shirt Challenge… 060
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s absolutely killing me that I can’t tell you what transpired in this one work email thread, but the absolutely boneheaded response that just came through from someone who is one title below Partner…static.klipy.comJ. Jonah Jameson's Iconic LaughALT: J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh 2100
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Don’t fucking do this. Just get to the point. 12280
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Someone please stop Ryan Murphy.variety.comRyan Murphy Says He ‘Just Finished the Script’ for a ‘Glee’ Reboot and Has Spoken to the Original Cast: ‘They All Were Very Enthusiastic’Creator Ryan Murphy has officially weighed in on the long rumored "Glee" reboot — and revealed that there’s a script. 4301
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Far too many unsolicited Teams calls today. Do their fingers not work? 0110
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026So happy to get to hang out with @bearman1979.bsky.social and his hubs more often! 1540
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Fellow Robyn concert-goers! Does she have an opener on this tour? 020
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026We ran out of half and half so I had to use 1% milk in my second cup of coffee this morning so everything is terriblestatic.klipy.comEmotional Woman Cries: 'Somebody Sedate Me!'ALT: Emotional Woman Cries: 'Somebody Sedate Me!' 3140
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026BREAKING: Sexual Chocolate will not be opening for Ed Sheeranstatic.klipy.comSexual chocolate - Randy Watson - Coming to America (1988)ALT: Sexual chocolate - Randy Watson - Coming to America (1988) 1162
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Now how the fuck did I get on Steve Hilton’s comms list??? 120
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I’ll tell you what, a 4 hour film is way too fucking much. 290
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Do not ask if straight people are ok. They are not ok. I just saw a straight friend post a basket of fries under Close Friends. They are not ok. 5340
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I was just served an ad for shapewear featuring a skinny, muscular man. What are we even doing? 170
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Ever hear Dolly’s cover of “Bridge Over Troubled Water”? I don’t recommend your first time being while driving on the freeway 3 days after her death. 😭 0190
Reposted by His Royal Tragestyno @koshpointoh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Genuinely was there ever a better human than Dolly Parton 0144
Reposted by His Royal TragestyRolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...rollingstone.comTurning Pages: Inside Dolly Parton's Imagination LibraryCore team of 15 staff and thousands of volunteers and partners help the country-music philanthropist deliver books to kids around the world. 129190508283
Reposted by His Royal TragestyAlex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.comimaginationlibrary.comDolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AUDolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas. 45121565979
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Oh, my heart 💔😭variety.comDolly Parton, Queen of Country Music, Dies at 80Dolly Parton, considered by many to be the all-time queen of country music, and star of movies such as '9 to 5,' has died at age 80. 2170
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 10/08/2026My husband keeps making salads. Is he trying to kill me? 7371
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 07/08/2026If you’ll allow me this moment of narcissism, I’m pretty damn proud of myself. I’ve never had arms or pecs before. (Do forgive the tired eyes…it’s been a week.) 91350
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 06/08/2026In two thousand twenty fucking six, if a camera crew did not capture an elderly senator leaving a “rehab facility” after being completely MIA for over fifty fucking days, it did not fucking happen. 1250
Reposted by His Royal TragestyFBJ @fatboyjim.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Oh, just more of this. backalley.app 0312
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 04/08/2026The first day back to work after vacation should be outlawed. 2140
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Tonight, I got up on stage during the tea dance at Lazy Bear, and for roughly 15 minutes I was a go go bear. It was shockingly freeing to dance for such a huge crowd. 2340
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I’m pretty happy with where I am in my life right now, but I think there will always be a part of me that will be just a little bit sad that I never lived in San Francisco. 2250
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 25/07/2026After eons knowing them online, I finally met @blizl.bsky.social and @ikeatkinson.bsky.social in person, and they are both absolutely lovely and sweet ❤️ I hope to see more of yas! 070
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 23/07/202610 years ago, I married Tall One (our friend, the Short King, was our officiant). We had zero grey hair 10 years ago. Also ours may be the only wedding in history where guests had sex in a bounce house. 9920
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Something interesting…as I build more muscle in my chest, I’m finding my nipples are more wired… 0200
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18static.klipy.comWoozy ScreamALT: Woozy Scream 090
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Our electrical panel is currently being replaced. I’m very bored. Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 180
Reposted by His Royal Tragesty👨🏻🐻 @splodemas.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Hop on over to backalley.app and see if we’re a match! 😉😈 2372
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Raw dogging the day with no coffee was a mistake 3100
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Trent Reznor’s Tiny Boat company: Nine Inch Sails 070
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Verify your age.youtu.beThe Great Space Coaster - Intro Opening Theme Song (1080p HD 60fps)YouTube video by Child of the 80s 2100
Reposted by His Royal TragestyThembo @thembo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026lindsey graham won't see your jokes and memes because he got diarrhea and is in hell now, but someone writing an op-ed titled "the left's problem with manners" might. So make them really funny. 5164371429
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Life hack: Block your work calendar for the last 3 hours of every Friday so nobody can book a meeting. 3172
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I’ve been working insanely hard to lose weight and build muscle because my health requires it. I’m down 9 pounds since May 21. It’s hard, and honestly I don’t love doing it, but I have to. So, to the prick who grabbed my ass last night and said, “You should spend more time at the gym,” FUCK YOU. 12591
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 30/06/2026If you’re a transphobe, get the fuck out of my life. 0242
