His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My eldest niece got married today which is weird because how is she old enough to do such things anyway this is what I looked like bye 111470
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Bathroom lighting: A+ The unseen sauce splatters below the crop: F- 51030
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Don’t fucking do this. Just get to the point. 12280
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I’ll tell you what, a 4 hour film is way too fucking much. 290
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 07/08/2026If you’ll allow me this moment of narcissism, I’m pretty damn proud of myself. I’ve never had arms or pecs before. (Do forgive the tired eyes…it’s been a week.) 91410
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 23/07/202610 years ago, I married Tall One (our friend, the Short King, was our officiant). We had zero grey hair 10 years ago. Also ours may be the only wedding in history where guests had sex in a bounce house. 9930
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 18/07/2026How fortuitous that I’m wearing my Sarah Rose Cosmetics Miss Teen Princess Pageant tank top today! 1150
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 17/06/2026My sundew plant is currently in the process of eating a bug. 4380
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Ah, so the stay was denied, although the appeal is still in process. 000
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Ok, I never in a brazillion years thought I’d ever do this, but…progress has been made… 221721
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I’m still salty she didn’t get nominated for For Your Consideration. 020
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 21/05/2026@feralstreeep.bsky.social your son has been giving out my email address again… 140
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 21/05/2026My husband currently uses it. I used to, but alas, I have been merely mustachioed lo these last 5 years. 130
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap. 280
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 19/05/2026It took me an anxiety-ridden hour to pick out this frame. 242821
His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 11/05/2026What’s the matter? Haven’t you seen a talking snowman before? 140
