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His Royal Tragesty

@splodey.bsky.social
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I’m bald. I have a dog. Silly 🐻 📍Palm Springs, CA

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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 8h
*smooch*
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*kicks dustbunny* (I don’t have hair to twirl)
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sadly, ‘Twas tomato 😏
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank you! Choosing new frames stresses me out so much 🥴
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🤣
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They never stood a chance
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bathroom lighting: A+ The unseen sauce splatters below the crop: F-
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She’s new! Give her a chance!
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have no doubt Alaska will be fantastic
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As wonderful as Jinkx was, I’m so jealous! We’re going to see it in LA in December. Hubs didn’t get to see it in NY.
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who’ve you seen previously?
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I need to pack, but bed is so comfy…
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Oh Hi Julie with text
ALT: Oh Hi Julie with text
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As someone else posted, the Julies are back!
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happiest of happies, handsome!
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gale’s bangs! Ahhhhhhh jump scare!!
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🤣
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Craig Don’t Dribble Toothpaste on Your Shirt Challenge…
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy bornday, @tumbledheroes.bsky.social!!
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dear Plex, how did you make your UI worse??
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Many times as a wee lad
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Welcome to town, handsome!
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s absolutely killing me that I can’t tell you what transpired in this one work email thread, but the absolutely boneheaded response that just came through from someone who is one title below Partner…
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J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh
ALT: J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I might make an exception for you.
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Calling me is never the right choice
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No but I just messaged a colleague who then called me on Teams instead of writing back so now I’m ready to commit crimes
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Straight people came up with the concept of a work family because so many of them hate their lives and have nothing else.
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This whole fucking week has had me wanting to throw my laptop and work phone into the pool.
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Exactly!
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not stupid!
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sure I’ll meet your face with this brick
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You guys, too? 😤
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ok, but that’s not on a work Teams chat
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I stfg, I almost reached through the screen and strangled him. It took him like 5 messages back and forth to get to the fucking point!
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don’t fucking do this. Just get to the point.
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🤣
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s been too far for like a decade at least.
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Someone please stop Ryan Murphy.
variety.com
Ryan Murphy Says He ‘Just Finished the Script’ for a ‘Glee’ Reboot and Has Spoken to the Original Cast: ‘They All Were Very Enthusiastic’
Creator Ryan Murphy has officially weighed in on the long rumored "Glee" reboot — and revealed that there’s a script.
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not for meeeeeeeeee 🙃
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Woohoo!! Congrats, babe!
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nerds are so hot
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Far too many unsolicited Teams calls today. Do their fingers not work?
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The issue has since been resolved.
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The issue has since been resolved.
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So happy to get to hang out with @bearman1979.bsky.social and his hubs more often!
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh shit, I just KNOW this is gonna be stupid good 🤤
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Y’all cuties
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
OMG it needs to pay for you first!
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Burgers and wings are good like that ❤️
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His Royal Tragesty @splodey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*squeeze* No want dewbert sad
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