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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 26/09/2026

it has been six months since this and i have been doing my best to help @lelemoonn.bsky.social with umamusume getting this message about Scorpio Cup A finals might be the closest i will ever come to seeing one of my kids accomplish something they'd been working towards sounds lame but i teared up

Lele: yea
anyways
[screenshot of Halloween Rice Shower in the center for Ms. Victoria, indicating she won]

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 26/09/2026

sometimes i think about the kind of people who just shit on a streamer they're watching in chat and i wonder how upset they'd be if someone did the same thing to them

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 25/09/2026

GOT HEAVEN AND HELL ALIKE SINGIN' MY NAME CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED FOREVER

special week standing triumphant at the post-scorpio cup concert

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 22/09/2026

i would like to institute a system at work where everyone's chair is hooked up to electricity and any time they send an email that's just "thank you" and nothing else, to an email distribution, it shocks them badly

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Skiff @skifftalks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Hey folks! Trying to find other voice actors/best places to find casting calls! Any help with connections goes a long way! #voiceacting #voiceactor

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Arc @aerheart.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

If anybody was curious about what makes a pair of characters qualify as "Blowjob Brothers," I put together this handy checklist. Hope this helps!

Blowjob Brothers Checklist

THE FIRST 1 CHECK IS NECESSARY FOR A PAIR OF CHARACTERS TO BE TRUE BLOWJOB BROTHERS
- Two guys in any context whatsoever

IF A PAIR OF CHARACTERS DOESN'T HAVE THE 1 PREVIOUS CHECK BUT SEVERAL OF THE FOLLOWING, THEY ARE STILL BLOWJOB BROTHERS
-Complimentary color schemes
-"Wholesome"
-Get up to hijinks together
-Have gay subtext, or are blatantly gay
-Have any kind of combination technique
-Are standing together on official art

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 14/09/2026

i cannot imagine being a sonic fan and being enthused about _how_ sonic is represented in smash

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 08/09/2026

i don't vtuber post much but i've seen this song and dance before, hololive, and it involves "not JP" getting fucked over

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Sara Ghaleb @saraghaleb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

You should be allowed to leave work early if the vibes are off

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 03/09/2026

christmas is cancelled, yuri wins

umamusume, 2026 champions meeting libra cup champion:
1st place, daiwa scarlet, trained by split

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 31/08/2026

x.oguri players insisting that their uma is actually really hard to build, you guys!! is so funny

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 26/08/2026

i realize there are companies that need to be destroyed more than LG, but there is no company i, personally, want to destroy out of spite more than LG life will only be good when koo in-hwoi's grave is salted and the legacy he left behind collapses under its own incompetent bumbling.

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voidlily.bsky.social @voidlily.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

aston machan, the third horse that everyone forgot. those who remember her love her, but she's all but faded away otherwise. the only reason anyone remembers her is because she had a plush made of her. #eggbugforever

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 25/08/2026

it's so funny that i became a remote employee solely via the power of just deciding i was not going into the office anymore and seeing if anyone would do something about it

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 22/08/2026

forgot to post this here: i got my promotion at work finally :) with normal people hours too!

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 17/08/2026

so what are some of y'all's favorite GDQ runs? there doesn't need to be a particular reason

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 16/08/2026

what i learned from entering the idol showdown bracket is that i do not think i like whatever genre of fighting game this is

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 16/08/2026

it feels so weird watching commentary of my play from the rivals of aether workshop bracket, because i feel like people are assuming a whole lot more thought than I'm doing in the moment

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Don Ravioli @thedonravioli.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

We workshopped that one a lot, here's your Rivals of Aether Workshop top 8, here at UTC Episode 2 ! Since we reached 3.8K for TransLifeline during it, we will hold a special exhbition for this game after the Vampire Savior bracket, showing all the characters that were... a bit too much for this...

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/08/2026

Chun Li looking at a beaten up Ken post-match

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 13/08/2026

x.oguri is a badly designed uma and nobody is impressed by winning a cm with her

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

i don't think people who make decisions like this deserve to breathe free air, or any air

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 08/08/2026

i fucking hate you, elsie fields of mistria

a screenshot of fields of mistria, of elsie's gossip window.
the player is helpfully being informed that dozy, a dog, has dog treats as one of their loved gifts.

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 06/08/2026

It constantly blows my mind that there are so many people out there who cannot communicate technical things to not-technical people, and yet how much that skillset is undervalued!!!

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PolarBair 🔜 SQXL @polarbair.neocities.org · 06/08/2026

Under The Counter, Episode 2 From August 10-16 we're hosting 27 games + Mystery to wrap it up. Donate: tiltify.com/@polarbair/u... Full schedule: horaro.net/utc2/schedule Register: challonge.com/communities/... Join us at discord.gg/RKhxD6X9Ud

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 04/08/2026

i cannot sleep because thinking about my job is stressing me out. it turns out that being pulled into a meeting on short notice with the vp of your department to be told 'no we're not even going to interview you for this job because you're not a t3, a requirement we made up after posting it'...

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 31/07/2026

i would like to walk out of my job so fucking badly. no, you can't be the knowledge domain expert because you're not a tier 3. no, we did not make this a requirement before you applied. yes, there have been zero t3 openings since you started working here.

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Erick Ratamero @erickratamero.com · 30/07/2026

this is a regular reminder that, whatever you use to create QR codes, check it resolves to the address you want, and not an intermediary. You don't want, say, to put posters all over a research institute that suddenly resolve to a page full of scammy ads and malware.

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 30/07/2026

my gaming hot take is that melee's DI mechanic is unintuitive dogshit and should be excised at all opportunities. "suddenly you're using vector controls, a thing you do literally nowhere else in the game" is stupid.

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 27/07/2026

ultima and/or wizardry, send post

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 23/07/2026

what the fuck does "breezily mature" MEAN

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

ALL PRINTERS ARE BASTERDS - dashare.zone ADMIN

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 06/07/2026

i've instituted a policy of "blocking people who reply to posts with quotes of their own posts" unless it's extremely relevant, and i have found it's a good policy

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 26/06/2026

why is it called executive function when executives notably don't do shit

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 26/06/2026

there are few more infuriating words working in a job where i work with people at other businesses than "what do i tell my customers?" that is literally _your job_ to figure out how to convey the information i've given you.

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 23/06/2026

my umamusume hot take is that more umas should be designed like v.bourbon, because v.bourbon is not strong via game-warping mechanics (like x.oguri) but just by having an incredibly well put-together kit more umas need to have skills that work well together in their kits

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 20/06/2026

i cannot fathom why my workplace allows us to leave reviews for training modules, but i super cannot fathom the minds of the people who leave one-star reviews of the sexual harassment training (these comments are _exactly_ what you think they are.)

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 17/06/2026

one of the best ways to tell if i've been kidnapped and replaced by a doppelganger is to ask me if i would ever stay at a red roof inn

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 16/06/2026

if Mia was love live's attempt to cater to the American audience, in the same way that (I believe?) Lanzhu and Keke were trying to cater to the Chinese audience I think they did not really pick the right character personality for that

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 16/06/2026

i'm tired of being so goddamn angry all the time. i'm waiting to have a heart attack or something.

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 15/06/2026

i swear to God Sioux Falls construction is designed to be as inconvenient as possible to me, specifically

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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Also, by Crom, please let me be able to buy a new more efficient TV with a better picture without loading it with crap and spyware. *I* will put plenty of crap of my own on it, thank you very much.

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fie 🩷 @fiabolic.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I’m glad they’re rolling back the account wide nsfw label, but yall really need to tag your NSFW because they will try it again, and use the same reasons to justify it.

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Random☆ @fixedrandomness.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Agnes Digital is already very funny by herself but she gets even more hilarious when you consider that in-universe she's kinda gotta be like. Imagine going to a convention and you spot LeBron James at a booth selling BL Doujins of other basketball players

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 29/05/2026

I'm sorry did my work take me off email and then have one of the new email people go to *me* for help? Am I training my own fucking replacement?

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